Chubby chasers should rope themselves but they're probably too fat themselves for anything to hold their weight in a single point until their expiration.
Anyway:
Was going to post more but fuck me even when thumbnailed it's still huge.
Context: Max Verstappen is 4-time Formula 1 world champion and he recently impregnated his girlfriend
He's also doing a lot of sim racing, sometimes immediately ahead or after a grand prix