💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
We might be headed for a situation where Nick settles his accounts with Kandiyohi, only to get a knock on the door from Sterns.
Oh Nick. Your Squidward looking ass fucked up so, so bad. :story:

Just because he wasn't in the Gunt picture that doesn't mean he's safe. The Knoxville ghost of Guntsmas Past is a-knocking, you pencil neck faggot.
 
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He thinks that he's the smartest guy in the room with his lawyer word games, and it feeds into his exhibitionism. He can admit to any unethical behavior or say any retarded lie without technically saying.

Remember, he did this a lot with the cocaine allegations (before he got intoxicated and publicly admitting to using cocaine)?

> "Well, it's amazing the stuff the police find in your house"

> "So the police planted cocaine in your house?"

> "Nooo Kiwi Stalker NERD! I never said that" *Smugly eats Dorito chip*

Now with his crack whore hotwife describing their depraved sex acts to his 6 year old. Honestly, only nerds like us have the time to figure out his intricate wordplay because we have a lot of free time while stuffed in our lockers.

Edit: Added mention of children to really drive the point home
 
He thinks that he's the smartest guy in the room with his lawyer word games, and it feeds into his exhibitionism. He can admit to any unethical behavior or say any retarded lie without technically saying.

Remember, he did this a lot with the cocaine allegations (before he got intoxicated and publicly admitting to using cocaine)?

> "Well, it's amazing the stuff the police find in your house"

> "So the police planted cocaine in your house?"

> "Nooo Kiwi Stalker NERD! I never said that" *Smugly eats Dorito chip*

Now with his crack whore hotwife describing their depraved sex acts to his 6 year old. Honestly, only nerds like us have the time to figure out his intricate wordplay because we have a lot of free time while stuffed in our lockers.

Edit: Added mention of children to really drive the point home
Funny, I came out of the locker a while ago. (Uber NERD here) Maybe Nick needs to come out of the closet!!!!!!!
 
It is supremely ironic that I haven’t been this excited for a court date since Vic’s TCPA hearing in 2019.

Nick is going to fold like a deck of cards then cope/seethe hard enough to power a small city.
 
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i dont think that is going to happen this is a totally separate case , different police officers etc...
Doesn't matter in the least. They do it all the time. They want to settle all pending matters if at all possible rather than still having to fuck around with the same guy in another case.
We might be headed for a situation where Nick settles his accounts with Kandiyohi, only to get a knock on the door from Sterns.
That's why it's really stupid to commit this kind of dumb unnecessary crime where two different counties have jurisdiction over it including one where you're already facing charges. This isn't like where local cops sometimes outright refuse to do anything for feds, because county DAs are generally on the same time, the state's.

They don't always cooperate but they can, and if you have a prosecuting authority in one county exercising jurisdiction over a defendant in another, the two of them very often will especially if they both have an interest in the proceedings in the other county.

Remember that Nick did whatever weird revenge crimes against Aaron that he did to influence a pending criminal case in Candy Yoshi County. And Nick and Kayla are both witnesses in that ridiculous revenge porn case Aaron has.

These things don't occur in a vacuum.
 
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Remember that Nick did whatever weird revenge crimes against Aaron that he did to influence a pending criminal case in Candy Yoshi County. And Nick and Kayla are both witnesses in that ridiculous revenge porn case Aaron has.

These things don't occur in a vacuum.
Imagine you are a run-of-the-mill officer in rural MN, relatively calm but some occasional tweakers and then you face the Balldofamily and get work worth for a year cut out for you.
 
He didn't even parse the syntaxes wrong she said if it wasn't for the kids dad and her telling the truth to them.
"If it wasn't for their dad and I telling the truth about love and sex and the two of us- those kids would have been left to read all the lies and cheap filth you bottom-feeding scum have put on the internet for a year now!! Nick and I will keep telling the truth, you won't!"

While the meaning of the sentence is obvious (if you are changing the children's understanding of what happened by "telling the truth" necessarily they must hear you say it), April never says "telling the truth to them" in so many words. It's not fooling anybody but that's the kind of technicality you might latch onto to walk back your slampiece's insane admission that your version of The Talk begins:

"When a mommy and a daddy and a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, Daddy #1 takes a special blue pill and inserts his scrotum into a small silicone tube while Daddy #2 prepares the snack tray and Mommy #2 uses her credit card to cut up the nose medicine."
 
Because I think he's so stupid he sees "nick is a shit lawyer" as "I am a better lawyer" . It's amazing he thinks the path is to try to own kiwis is legal trivia vs recognizing that what they're saying is that arrogance is clouding his judgement and that knowing the process better isn't equal to having the humility to realize it applies to you too in order to best navigate it
Except, especially lately, almost everything he says is completely wrong and no practicing lawyer, and not even most laypeople, would fall for his insanely dumb bullshit. The only people who even pretend to believe the nonsense and lies that come out of his cockholster are grifters like Frei and Barnes and literal schizos like Still-Born.
Sorry I was raised on only the highest tier of comedy and don't understand this humour, can you rewrite the joke to include Stephen Hawking being unable to walk and sandwiches?
Cops can't read Denny's menus because they're fat. And then Stephen Hawking stood up and applauded.
Imagine you are a run-of-the-mill officer in rural MN, relatively calm but some occasional tweakers and then you face the Balldofamily and get work worth for a year cut out for you.
They're going to want this case (and the other) in the rear view mirror as soon as possible. An exception might be if it's taking so long to figure out what do with some bullshit "cybercrime" and then they might not want to delay the original case. Or if they want to fuck Nick so bad they figure out a way to try him on the second crime(s) so he can have priors for sentencing on that one. (Not sure if this could happen in Minnesota.)
 
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