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He left off his 8th tenet:
Legalize kidnapping and the production of negro sausage.
💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Legalize kidnapping and the production of negro sausage.
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Day 2:
-Make pepperoni the biggest US export
-Have all of the stalker childs investigated as terrorists
-Nationalize Pornhub and fund the production of gynoflatulence cuckold porn with taxpayer money
-Put copies of his books in every school library and force children to write essays on them
-Have Hooligans moved to the White House
-Put the SFWA in charge of the Department of Education
-Nuke Russia
Day 3 gets even more extreme.
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Gather around, kids! Today is finally our Show and Tell activity we have all being waiting for! Yeeey! So...Who wants to go first??
How about... Stevie, is your hand up? Oh nevermind, I see you were just trying to make Patrick spit Tina's pet toad out. Ok... anyone else? Anyo...Tina dear please stop crying Patrick already swallowed it there's no use for tears now, ok? Listen, I promise Ms. Raven will buy you another one! Remember last year, when Patrick put Mikey's parrot up his bum-bum?? Ms. Raven got him another one the next day. Didn't she?? ... yeah she did now shut your trap, you littlePATRICK YOU LET GO OF THAT TURTLE AND PUT YOUR PANTS UP RIGHT NOW, MISTER!!!
...Sigh... you know what? Fine let just get this shitshow over with 'cause I need to go home and get hammered right the fuck now, so... Jesus Christ, Patrick youlittleshit put both of your stupid piggy hands down and either show or tell the rest of the class something about an animal or profession right now!
Come on! Say something! Anything!!
Fine. Great. Now show it.
(...)
... you fat sonovabitch I hope that turtle gets stuck in there.
Democracy is too important to be left to the whims of the people
- First Pepperoni Emperor
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if a pig runs for president is it haram to vote for it? Also the crime rates would plummet after the niggeroni factories open.
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Will Biden pardon Patrick for many hundreds of thousands of pepperoni crimes?
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So Patrick has no real political beliefs or principles other than "I hate Trump, Musk, and Republicans and want to make them suffer" Not surprising at all.
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Patrick Tomlinson could guest write for Curtis Yarvin's Gray Mirror with rhetoric like that, holy fuck lol
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It reminds me of that faggot “only you can prevent fascist liars” shirt he has. I guess he wants to double down on having a punchable face with a shirt telling you to do it.
This made me laugh way too hard. A Patrick in the White House arch is as funny to think about as it is horrifying. Imagine that frump being the first (but second, better) lady.
Also nobody has mentioned how fat he is. He would change all medical standards to make it so he is a healthy weight.
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It’s not even that. It’s just whatever the “crowd” is doing - if everyone on the left decided to suck off Trump destiny style he’d be right there with the slob.
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No, Patrick doesn't allow Biden to sniff the children before he grinds them.
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Which makes Patrick no different than an alarmingly large amount of Americans.
Wild shit.
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The only part of this image that has any remote possibility of happening is fat reaching 7.2 billion tweets.
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Normally I'd say "presented without comment" but instead I'll enjoy prison. These three fags have a couple things in common:
1. All three of these men are gay. Patrick "I'm into things" & "You think only gays shove things up their ass ? Get out more"
Destiny: well there's video evidence
Nick: also video evidence of hating women and waxing poetic over men.
2. All three have threads on here with literally thousands of pages because they are true the definition of lolcows.
It shows Patrick is somewhat aware of other lolcows like himself
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no, child, as the previous tweets you continue to lie about obsessively clearly show. i am not in your gay screenshots, stalker. enjoy nickles
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No, child. The only thing Patrick knows about lolcows is that there is no such thing as a lolcow. I'm sorry you're so stupid. Enjoy prison, stalker.
Child.
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He likely had a session watching Destiny leak on loop.
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Civil rights champion Patty is in favor of restoring the constitutional right to firearms back to drug addicts.
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"...and anyone who say otherwise should be beaten with a sock full of nickles."
- Stop pretending you're a physical threat to anyone, you pussy. You ran away from Dan Mullen.
- Subject-verb agreement is a thing. You meant "says otherwise". Professional author, my ass.
- "Nickles"? You mean, the green bird? Surely you didn't misspell "nickels", a very common word.