💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    698
Is a man with fancy monitors who does not stream more of a streamer than a man with DISCOUNT monitors who does?

And how much more would Rekieta be 'struggling' without a millionaire mommy to bail him out on the regular?

Yet despite that, it's more important that he superchats a paedo rather than paying Monty the money he owes him.
 
What if I say Aaron gave it to her! No, that'd open me up for another defamation suit... Fuck it, I'll just say the cop put it in her hair.

Oh it gets even better: that opens him up to another defamation suit too, because surprisingly even cops, who enjoy all sorts of qualified immunity obstacles hindering lawsuits against them, are not prohibited from suing people for defamatory allegations of police misconduct:

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Granted the Ninth Circuit wouldn't be binding here and that's just a recent illustrative example, but being that the Ninth Circuit out of California is just about to the left of Ho Chi Minh, even the People's Republic of Minnesota could very well side with the cop on this specific issue.

So whenever Nick gets around to the Gloatstream spewing out the slander per se in front of thousands of live viewers that a cop basically poisoned a child, Monty should really get that cop in touch with his lawyer ASAP, and unironically it's worth considering crowdfunding that cop's legal bills too now that Minnesota has recently abolished champerty doctrine. If nothing else the discovery and trial in Defamation Suit 2: Electric Boogaloo could be a whole other second bite at the apple trying to get ahold of complete bodycam footage that would become highly relevant to showing whether that glove was actually contaminated or not, which would be just about the funniest possible way to release the footage as it would all trace back to Nick's own self-raking by shooting his mouth off in the Gloatstream in the first place. Hell, maybe the cop can even beat Monty to levying on the Rustang and take it out on patrol!

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But she's leaning way into this "smiling blonde tripping through a field of daisies using early 80s shimmery/blurred film effect" thing.

When she's not valkyrie-ing her way through the woods in furskin and bow and accompanied by her wolves, of course.
You see, she is just like having a bro, but with a Vagina Bonus!
She loves to keep house and cook, but will gut a deer in a heartbeat!
Never fear, neets. She has enough testosterone for the both of you and can use an Air fryer.

I just can't understand why guys aren't lining up at her Rekieta's door for her...
 
The jury pool consists of people whose friends and family members attend Rekieta's church, have relatives in the Kandiyohi Sheriff Department or local government, know Rekieta's children, have seen Rekieta parading his whore mistress around town, have dealt with the arrogant prick while working as a gas station attendant or waitress, watched him fly by with his fancy car with its stupid LAWPOPE license plate...

Don't listen to this guy, Nick! Your fellow citizens actually love you guys, and are secretly rooting hard for you, Matron Mother Kayla and Priestess Apri! You need to take this egregious travesty of justice all the way to trial, and rub those corrupt cops and CPS flunkies' noses hard in their corruption. It is the RIGHT thing to do!
 
You see, she is just like having a bro, but with a Vagina Bonus!
She loves to keep house and cook, but will gut a deer in a heartbeat!
Never fear, neets. She has enough testosterone for the both of you and can use an Air fryer.

I just can't understand why guys aren't lining up at her Rekieta's door for her...
So is she prepping to hook a new cokepimp or did Nick tell her to act cool so he doesn't look like he gave up his reputation to fuck a cokewhore whose only appealing traits are "has vagina" and "will feed narcissistic tendencies"?
 
Don't listen to this guy, Nick! Your fellow citizens actually love you guys, and are secretly rooting hard for you, Matron Mother Kayla and Priestess Apri! You need to take this egregious travesty of justice all the way to trial, and rub those corrupt cops and CPS flunkies' noses hard in their corruption. It is the RIGHT thing to do!
NOOOOOO!!! Don’t you realize how much we will seethe and how MAD judge whiskysnatch will get, when all the locals will find Nick NOT guilty because he’s such a cool dude and does what they really want to do themselves, but are too much of a NERD or PRUDE to do?!

It’ll be a flawless lawpope win, as everyone applauds and he skips down the courtroom steps and into the waiting Rustang, greeted by a panty less April.

ZZzzZzZzZzzz

Nick is shaken awake by his cellie.

“Yo lawfag! Imma hear they be search in’ the cells and shiat. I need you to stash this fo me up tha poopa… Ya feel me?”

/Holds out ancient Motorola cellphone
 
Yet Rekieta with his 100x times expensive setup, still can't figure out how to properly stabilize a cam and use a mic that doesn't sound like trash.
Looks like Melton and his fanboys newest counterattack is to accuse anyone who accused them as a pedophile.
They now calling Mike from Redbar a pedophile too, who is one of the longest alog of Melton.

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Why is she constantly, constantly going on about smiling? I mean, despite being grumpy just now I'm a fan of smiling, sure. But she's leaning way into this "smiling blonde tripping through a field of daisies using early 80s shimmery/blurred film effect" thing.

When she's not valkyrie-ing her way through the woods in furskin and bow and accompanied by her wolves, of course.
Nick definitely told her that Kayla doesn't smile enough and she's seized on that as her way in. It comes off as utterly insane. Like everyone involved in this retarded situation, her low IQ is what prevents her from taking a worse form and becoming a serial killer or something. A real skin walker would've cut off Kayla's hair by now and made it into a wig.
 
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Didn't Nick have some ridiculously expensive camera that everybody here said was absolute overkill? And that he barely knows how to operate himself?

Who the fuck watches livestreamers in 4k anyways?

It's almost like he's having to try super hard to find something to complain about regarding Aaron now.

Plus, I mean, Aaron is actually streaming. I rather think Nick's show is struggling harder.
He bought the most expensive camera (camera + lenses combined 4000-5000$) he could find to go from this
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Everybody told him back then that it was just worse and he didn't listen. I also remember someone in the thread checked that he streams his facecam at 720p.
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Yet Rekieta with his 100x times expensive setup, still can't figure out how to properly stabilize a cam and use a mic that doesn't sound like trash.
Looks like Melton and his fanboys newest counterattack is to accuse anyone who accused them as a pedophile, now call them back as such.
They now calling Mike from Redbar a pedophile too, who is one of the longest alog of Melton.
He also rarely gets to use his streaming setup and hasn't on his youtube channel in months because he's scared of people being mean to him. Instead he has to incriminate himself by paying other people superchats.

Bitchmade through and through.
 
He bought the most expensive camera (camera + lenses combined 4000-5000$) so he could find to go from this
IIRC, it wasn't even a webcam, strictly speaking, but rather a full on video camera he purposed as a webcam, no?

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Everybody told him back then that it was just worse and he didn't listen. I also remember someone in the thread checked that he streams his facecam at 720p.
I just don't know anybody that gives a fuck about a streamer's facecam beyond a certain resolution. Like, okay, 240p might be considered unacceptable now, but who demands 4k unless it's maybe it's a camwhore they're paying? Is Nick trying to tell us something?

Anyways, it's weird he thinks this is some own on Aaron. Nobody has even mentioned it before, I don't think. Biggest problem with STMS is it's a mostly boring show. Not that Aaron's webcam is too low quality.
 
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NOOOOOO!!! Don’t you realize how much we will seethe and how MAD judge whiskysnatch will get, when all the locals will find Nick NOT guilty because he’s such a cool dude and does what they really want to do themselves, but are too much of a NERD or PRUDE to do?!

It’ll be a flawless lawpope win, as everyone applauds and he skips down the courtroom steps and into the waiting Rustang, greeted by a panty less April.

ZZzzZzZzZzzz

Nick is shaken awake by his cellie.

“Yo lawfag! Imma hear they be search in’ the cells and shiat. I need you to stash this fo me up tha poopa… Ya feel me?”

/Holds out ancient Motorola cellphone
 

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IIRC, it wasn't even a webcam, strictly speaking, but rather a full on video camera he purposed as a webcam, no?


I just know anybody that gives a fuck about a streamer's facecam beyond a certain resolution. Like, okay, 240p might be considered unacceptable now, but who demands 4k unless it's maybe it's a camwhore they're paying? Is Nick trying to tell us something?

Anyways, it's weird he thinks this is some own on Aaron. Nobody has even mentioned it before, I don't think. Biggest problem with STMS is it's a mostly boring show. Not that Aaron's webcam is too low quality.
It was an actual video camera. Sony alpha 7R IV. Completely overkill and useless especially when Nick obviously had no idea how to set it up properly. I think it's funny that Nick is trying to get an own with the camera thing, when he knows nothing about it, and set up his own camera poorly and never figured it out even after years of streaming. Nick spent more money and effort to get a worse result. Just like his lawsuits.
Another win for the toe
 
Kayla did not work hard to recover her body, she did drugs to lose weight and got plastic surgery. 5 children is not something you recover from, tits don’t start defying gravity, stomach skin doesn’t unstretch. Which would be fine, if her husband wasn’t a porn-addicted cheater insecure about his own body. His Aaron a-logging is great because everything he says about him is pure projection, so we get a look further into his psyche.
 
Did you attend?

Nope I was at work and hoping someone could catch it in time. If it was missed just blame whatever million homos needed a billion rewatches of Destiny doing the thing he was already known for doing and isn't even embarrassed about, without whom my post would have gone out yesterday.
 
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