💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

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  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

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I think it would be even funnier if Balldo man actually failed to make an appearance to court today. How Kino of a result would that be for the capstone of the Balldoberg Trials?
 
Question: Can he accept a plea, and then as soon as the ink has dried profess his innocence / claim government conspiracy and say he only said he was guilty for his keedz, and suffer no legal repercussions? Or can it be revoked after it's been settled?
 
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ThePhoenix said:
He will take the plea deal.
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Yeahh judging by his behavior and the fact he's gonna show up to court tomorrow hung over. I'm guessing take whatever deal is offered.
Ahhhh rackets you talked a big game but end of the day you're a pussy who knows he can't win. You just aren't smart enough or innocent enough to beat them.
Plead it away let everyone see how guilty you really are and how bad of a lawyer.
 
ThePhoenix said:
There's still the accessing Imholtes Google account.

Which means:
Prison.
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The state doesn't always want to waste resources on prison. What would be hilarious is if he were prohibited from using a computer for X number of years due to computer intrusion.

Dammit Mandrake! said:
Doesn't Nick have court in the morning? Maybe he should go to sleep.
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It would be funny if the plea deal included some light jail time. Last few weeks/night of freedom. He is getting it all out of his system now.

Hell, if Nick got a month in the slammer, that would give Kayla time to kick April's ass out of the 2nd house. Maybe even reassess and consider a divorce. Kind of like a hockey power play while two players are stuck in the penalty box. Time like that away from a controlling narcissist is probably the best gift a judge could give both April & Kayla. Time to reconnect with friends and family and get a birds eye view of their own situation.
 
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Soapmore said:
Do we know that this BBN is legit the same BBN from xitter? I don't think it's wise to telegraph anything to Nick especially if you're an a-log of his.
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The tone/voice of BBN on here sounds different than the writing style on Xitter; however. it's probably nothing.
 
If April was about to get stuffed by a paper mache golem made out of hundred dollar bills and cocaine, she would still never be as wet as Nicks brain
 
Mouse Cop said:
Doubling down on the "cop touched her hair with cocaine on his gloves" cope. Archive
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AH YES! The cop in question took your coke stash that had gone through someones liver already and metabolised and then he touched a kids hair with the coke hand.
The hair then got sample taken of it at later date and it was WASHED at an independent laboratory before testing it, and that's how the kid tested positive for metabolites of cocaina for 10x of normal user amount.

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PLEASE FIGHT THIS CASE CUCK - ONLY NERDS PLEAD OUT AND SELF-SNITCH
 
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Amazing!
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Wasn't it only a couple months ago (and at least a year after the whole Qover got started) where he angrily insisted on how monogamous he was to Potentially Criminal , and how those dastardly internet people were besmirching his pure wife's reputation? The absolute (shriveled) balls on this fruitcake.

I don't know who he thinks is going to believe these posts, or why he makes them. He's repeatedly lied, and then admitted he's lying, and then keeps lying. What retarded compulsion does he have to keep tweeting this shit? It's beyond wet brain or cokehead behavior at this point...
 
Nick has said in the past that he is firmly of the belief that if you tell a lie enough times, it will eventually stick. It's this simple.
 
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