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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 92 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 178 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 410 52.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 49 6.2%

  • Total voters
    788

I don't mind him coming on since he left so early on, but in this case "production" really need to clarify to both the "oldfish" and us, the viewing audience what his role is. He isn't listed as a "freeloader" anymore, and his name is in blue which is the same color/presentation as the "newfish" but how will voting work for him?

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I hate to be a rules fag, but it feels pretty unfair since he knows what is going on here. But it also means he is extremely unlikely to vote against Burt because he knows Burt is the undisputed king of content. I think this means Burt's chance of winning just increased significantly - there are now five people ("oldfish" + Luke) who I completely doubt will vote against Burt. "newfish" can't get enough votes together to vote off Burt now (unless there is a lack of coordinated voting against someone else besides Burt)

I hope they gang up on one of the "newfish" turbonormies instead. It would be funny if they voted out Tony (the super gay guy who talked top/bottom stuff with Burt and is also a gay sex worker)
 
"If you wake up early, let me know, if you have a workout schedule I'll join you." - Cymbal

Has this jeet ever woken up before noon before? Actor of the day, if you ask me.
 
Hoping for a Simmons style elimination tonight
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FYI everyone, this kid's parents Jessica Mélançon and Coriander Golden have a thread here on the farms if you need to get up to speed on who Lactatia is.

Lactatia -- born Nemis Quinn Mélançon Golden -- was nowhere to be found online before 2017, but now his mom has created a full-on media blitz that started with the voguing contest above. Just in the last few months, the mom has made sure to get huge amounts of press coverage, complete with little Lactatia saying "If your parents won't let you be a drag queen, get new parents."
 
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