💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Briareus]

Now provided this is true and the kids are back in their care, that just shows once again that he thoroughly and unceasingly lied about having his kids back with him "full time" before this.

For most of us here, this is a "well duh!" statement, but I do want to remind people he lied for months that the kids were just with him, there wasn't any kind of supervision over them and any other garbage. Showing Nicky Rackets to once more be nothing but a Lying Liar who Lies.

 

[Windy Moors]

Wooo hoooo! No more drug tests! Yippeee! Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me. I'm free! Free to drink liquor, snort another mountain of cocaine and fuck my crack whore next door! Yay! Oh and something something the children.

 

[Folgers Can]

Repost of my own, but it fits:

OK, the the challenge to make this one work proved irresistible but unfortunately the AI doesn't seem to play nice with text or with a splitscreen view no matter how much you finagle the prompts trying to get around it, so this is about as close as it's gonna get:

That said, the misfires while trying to fine-tune it wound up so cartoonish that it kinda made them funnier on some level, so here are some examples for the hell of it:

Spoiler: Misfires

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DISCLAIMER: The stories and information posted above are AI-generated artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

 

[demicolon]

He's more like Saruman - narc who betrayed everybody for the sake of his own ego. Also Saruman of Many Colors -> Rainbow Saruman -> faggot.

Saruman was send (on his own initiative, but still) on a mission to stop Sauron, a being he was most similar to and who he could understand the most. You see, he already had undergone a subtle mission with Alatar and Pallando to undermine Sauron's influence, and by all intelligence available to Saruman, that failed so hard it actually strenghtened Sauron. Now, 3000 years later, he's left with Radagast who's a feebliminded clown, and Gandalf who for what Saruman knows is voyaging around the western Middle Earth, dealing with useless hobbits and smoking pot and doing nothing of significance. All the weight of fulfilling the mission of the Valar rests on Saruman's shoulders, from his own perspective at least.

So, after trying to contact Sauron and peering into the palantir Saruman goes oh shit, oh fuck, this guy is going to absolutely flatten us. Gandalf, dear friend, can you, uh, go inform Maenwe that we're outclassed just like in Akallabeth? And Gandalf is nowhere to be found. So Saruman decides to fight fire with fire and figures out his own way to industrialize warfare.

The problem of LotR is that it was impossible for any mortal to willingly destroy the Ring, and Saruman as the most knowledgeable of the Maia (he was an adept of Auele, after all) KNEW that. That's why the Fellowship's idea to bring the Ring right into the enemy's HQ was an utterly insane idea to him. As someone who studdied Sauron's ringmaking for the past 3000 years, he had to know that. It took literally a divine intervention for the Ring to land in Orodruin.

Saruman of Many Colors meant he took the responsibility of all Istari. I will not acknowledge any gay themes in Tolkien's work, sorry.

Of course, Saruman threw away his own redemption by trying to destroy the Shire like a fucking child. Maybe there's a lesson here for Nick, I dunno, let him make an account and shower text me about how wrong I am.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Eventually, yes. But you’re missing the “felony drug charges pending”. Why give custody back when you don’t know if Mom, Dad, or both are going to be there after trial? And there is still a hot cocaine test result from a kid in the same household with two people charged with felony cocaine possession to deal with. In my day, if a kid came in with a hot test for coke and parents facing felony coke charges, the agency went medieval on their ass. Maybe I’m just old.

You know what CPS normally does if both parents go to jail? Nothing. The kids just go live with other relatives. As dumb and obviously homosexual as Nick is, foster care is not the better option.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I don’t believe this. How can MN hand custody back when the criminal charges from the same incident that CPS used to remove the children are still pending? Where I was there was no way in Hell you could return custody while a trial was pending on felony drug charges. I cannot believe whatever agency they’ve got there would overlook that.

I'm sorry, were you under the impression that CPS worked as intended?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

You know what CPS normally does if both parents go to jail? Nothing. The kids just go live with other relatives. As dumb and obviously homosexual as Nick is, foster care is not the better option.

Okay. I’m not trying to put these kids in foster care. I’m looking at this with an eye of “Are these two fit parents?” Placement is not a consideration, fitness is. And I would answer it “No” based on his behavior. Now I’m sure things are different now, but two parents arrested for drug possession, a positive pediatric test result for cocaine, and all the reports about the Qover’s behavior would qualify this as a critical case. Don’t confuse “I don’t think Balldo and Qayla can raise a goldfish, much less five kids” with “Sell them off now, white kids make good money in the foster market”.

 

[Melty Butter]

I'm trying to ignore @Himedall All-seeing Waifu 's post bc I'm bat shit mad at CPS. So...
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IG/FB stuff...

A while ago, I did a quick "analysis" of reactions (likes) on Celestes's FB and IG from Kayla's family. Nothing revelatory, but some interesting tidbits.

Note: This exercise is pointless to do for Nick, imo. His public posts are awash with fans with very few likes from Kayla's family (a couple from Rick Woltjer). I assume Nick has private FB and IGs for family.

Spoiler: Likes on Celeste's FB & IG posts

Facebook: Sample size is small. Celeste has only posted with pics eight times since 2018 but five were in 2023 and 2024, including three posts since the arrest. I went back to 2018.

• Dan Woltjer, Kayla's bio dad, has upvoted seven of eight of her posts including three posts since the arrest.
• Dan Sletta, Kayla's stepdad, has upvoted only twice, one in 2018 and one in 2022, both related to the death of Peaches
• Rick Woltjer, Kayla's uncle, has upvoted four posts including two since the arrest. Note: It's been speculated from MNPublicRecord leaks that this is the uncle who housed 2 of Nick's kids immediately after the arrest.
• Matthew Woltjer, Kayla's brother, upvoted three of her posts but nothing since the arrest.

Instagram: Celeste posts quite a lot for a literal boomer, 77x since 2018. There's literally nothing from the Woltjers or Slettas that I can find There are some small discoveries.

• Kristen Claeys, Nick's half-sister, upvotes almost every post from Celeste. (Probably bc she actively posts on IG to promote wellness and her Nicaraguan gym.)
• NICK has upvoted six times. Three of those were AFTER the arrest when they were in England and Ireland. I find that funny for some reason. The posts that he upvoted were mostly performative/bragging (bolded).
  - 7/6/2024 Bob & Celeste at the Roehampton Tennis Club
  - 7/7/2024 Bob & Celeste in front of a Wimbleton sign
  - 7/9/2024 Bob in an Irish lane
  - 11/1/2023 Celeste & friend at The Plaza in NYC
  - 3/22/2023 Pic of Celeste and Bob being "founding members" of the Miami Open - list of donors
  - 11/26/2022 Bob & Celeste beach pic
  Thanks to @anionfarflung, author of the Rekieta and Woltjer family trees, for helping me identify Kayla's family. On that note, I looked for Kayla's sisters/stepsisters via married names: AnneElizabeth (Sletta) Meyer (previously Soine?) and JamieLee (Sletta) Wright who is thought to be a reporter to the Pastor I didn't see them anywhere.

Link and Link

"Insights" (not really, this wasn't exactly an important analysis):

• Dan and Rick Woltjer appear to be trying to stay friendly with Celeste post-arrest
• Nick really liked that his parents went to England and Ireland after the arrest OR he's sucking up & needs them; he also likes it when they show their glam/wealth. Unsurprising.

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For your consideration: This IG post from April on Sept. 30, 7 weeks ago:


This was added 2 weeks ago in the comments:

"I sure know". Make it stop, please.

 

[Lian Xing]

Okay. I’m not trying to put these kids in foster care. I’m looking at this with an eye of “Are these two fit parents?” Placement is not a consideration, fitness is. And I would answer it “No” based on his behavior.

Doesn't matter. CPS is pushes for reunification with the parents as the most desirable outcome. We heard it from Sweep herself in the leaked CPS case proceedings.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I don't believe for a second the case is closed. I think that the kids are considered back in their custody and they don't need the grandparents living with them. But it isn't over. At minimum neglect cases take six months or more to settle

 

[Pelican Bones]

Okay. I’m not trying to put these kids in foster care. I’m looking at this with an eye of “Are these two fit parents?” Placement is not a consideration, fitness is. And I would answer it “No” based on his behavior. Now I’m sure things are different now, but two parents arrested for drug possession, a positive pediatric test result for cocaine, and all the reports about the Qover’s behavior would qualify this as a critical case. Don’t confuse “I don’t think Balldo and Qayla can raise a goldfish, much less five kids”. Not “Sell them off now, white kids make good money in the foster market”.

You've yet to suggest what the alternative is.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

You've yet to suggest what the alternative is.

Easy. Family for temp placement, inpatient rehab (60 days minimum) progress reports, testing, satisfactory conclusion to the criminal case that allows for full custody, all the trimmings. This was the SOP in my day. How they get there, that’s where the work comes in.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Easy. Family for temp placement, inpatient rehab (60 days minimum) progress reports, testing, satisfactory conclusion to the criminal case that allows for full custody. This was the SOP in my day.

The charges simply don't have anything to do with it.

"bAcK iN mY dAY". Shut up already.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

To power level a little bit about testing, I had the fortune of being a recent grad during Covid and lost multiple jobs due to not Trusting the Science. A lot of those jobs was lab technician at a bunch of different places doing a lot of different testing from hematology, blood chemistry, soil toxicity, cadmium and lead, and even a bit of drug testing.

I’m not going to go over the science of the methodology because @AltisticRight or @Otterly could do it better, but I can tell you the typical protocol for any abnormal results anywhere.

Basic protocol:

1. Prepare samples
2. Run samples
3. Review results

For a normal results if you are a tech qualified to approve stuff then review the results and approve.

For abnormal:

1. Check patient/ location/ products history to see if abnormal results are normal
2a. Retest and look if I need to run controls
3a. Run controls or recalibrate if you need to
4a. Approve result

2b. Troubleshoot and check if it’s due to other issues if it’s a sample issue or someone fucked up (Tap water instead of DI water, whoever took/ processed sample was a retard, sample was cold, retard didn’t tell us a patient was underage/ had blood cancer or mono/ has a prescription)
3b. Rerun test after troubleshooting and see if it clears up.
4b. Approve results or order resampling

Typically in some cases whoever reviews results might ask you to send it out to certify, but it depends on the testing location. If you are a big location and have a gold standard they will just do that. I basically got trained up on a lot of shit due to asking to during the pandemic/ getting exploited because they could basically change policy and fuck me.

I can say this despite not really doing cocaine testing via the hair method (mostly did urines because I am certified to read pee despite never doing that for drugs), if they got an absurdly high number they probably retested and the one reported is probably the lowest result of the tests they ran. They probably didn’t average the tests.

Edit: there are some tests where the highest is taken, but usually if there’s a 2SD difference we’d retest. For most of the drug tests I did we’d take a lower result due to that being the protocol at that location.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Saruman of Many Colors meant he took the responsibility of all Istari. I will not acknowledge any gay themes in Tolkien's work, sorry.

It was a jab at Nick, not Tolkien and his characters.
Still his attitude towards the ring (I know it destroys everybody who has it, but I'm special and I can control it) is close to Nick's attitude towards drugs and booze.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I don’t believe this. How can MN hand custody back when the criminal charges from the same incident that CPS used to remove the children are still pending?

The nature of the charges all relate to the possession of drugs, the firearm and child neglect charges were only brought because of the presence of the firearm and the children around drugs.

As far as the state is confirmed, if Nick and Kayla are not actively using then the risk to the kids, for which they were removed from their care, is gone.

Given Nick got drunk as fuck and went on to admit to committing felonies as soon as the testing regime came to an end, I doubt this is the last CHIPs case they are going to be catching. Poor kids... Poor Ms Sweep.

 

[Strix454]

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I am monummetally behind, but here is something to discuss.

I forgive you all for adding 30 pages to my backlog...

Nick is doing is usual combination of telling a partial truth and lying at the same time. Right about now is NOT COINCIDENTIALLY just about exactly six months since the CPS process began. What has probably happened is that Nick and Kayla survived that six month hearing by having done everything that CPS requested. They don't lose custody of the children.

Contrary to Nick's REPEATED claims over time, his idea of this magic "CASE CLOSED" thing where CPS just disappears forever from his life and he doesn't have to do anything further for them is entirely a delusion. It never works like that. Especially if you have dragged through an entire six-month process right to the end. They will continue to watch and require. Its what they do. Its the whole nature of what CPS is. The consequences of non-compliance are less, but there isn't a "case closed" day.

He is telling the truth about that sword over his head though if the six-month process had gone wrong for him. His claim that he had "physical custody on a trial home visit" is also incredibly cynically and predictably Nick. The way to read that is that they did the first trial visit to the home with the kids in August. Nick had "physical custody" of the kids when they were in the house for a visit in August. He is just SO CLEVER.

 

[AnOminous]

Of course the most important part is Brent, his state assigned boyfriend/piss-watcher. He couldn't say something as important as getting his kids back without making some reference to how much of a faggot he is. Good job Nick, you'll only traumatize them again once you get grabbed on the computer fraud charges you added to your drug possession.

I was impressed by that too. He couldn't even declare victory over CPS (whether or not he is totally bullshit lying) without "MUH DICK!"

Can he talk about anything without bringing up his dick somehow?

 

[Anstiv]

I have an idea of what drug Nick might be doing that wouldn't be tested for. I think it's likely he's using something like Gabapentin. Gabapentin is sometimes prescribed for anxiety (Kayla could pretty likely have prescription for it) and for helping people get off alcohol (Nick could have a prescription for it). They're a good alternative to benzos because they are a good deal less addictive. Higher dosages are given commonly for seizures. At low doses (usually under 600mg, often given at 300mg) it helps reduce anxiety and can aid sleep. But Gabapentin has a moderate abuse potential because at the higher dosages you get alcohol-like effects.

I'm guessing that either Nick or Kayla (or both) has a prescription for 600mg twice a day, and Nick is slamming something like 2400mg (or more) at once. This would result in behaviour that looks very much like being drunk, while also allowing him to piss clean. If they tested for Gabapentin (which is rare) he could just say he has a prescription.

 

[Trans Randy]

"I'm getting to see my kids again, take that, Internet!" Says man facing serious time with some iron bars separating him from his kids.