💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Chazzed Up]

He could just be a normal bisexual man. 5 kids is a lot to have if you're 100% in the closet.

Normal? Lmao.

The majority of bisexual men primarily prefer other men so in that way I could believe it.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's death wouldn't be a secret for very long. Unlike creatures like Ralph, people are exposed to Nick that would find his boney corpse. I don't know how we'll ever know that The Gunt died unless it's during a stream.

The pug will eat his corpse.

 

[anionfarflung]

I can hear the “sO tHaTs cOoL” in Nick’s voice. It is totally a Nick-ism that she picked up. Same with the fake Christianity.

How embarrassing!

 

[dont step on snack]

He could just be a normal bisexual man. 5 kids is a lot to have if you're 100% in the closet.

Tbh. at the time he looked more like a nerd and a pedo. He wouldn't be the first closet faggot to make children because they are expected from him, if they are his kids (like Michael Jackson).
But I guess, if one includes all the April shenanigans he is 100% bisexual now, at least.

 

[Cereal Experiments Grain]

The pug will eat his corpse.

With his body as is there won't be much of a meal. Even after death Rackets will starve that dog. The pug can't catch a break.

 

[Mocha Shaka Khan]

Suppose Nick shared his favorite kid with Aaron, suppose they were all in on this. Aaron drops dime on the drugs but is very careful to say the kids were "never abused" just eating cold chef boyrd as their parents are eating cum out of each others orifices in the literal next room. Suppose this is mutually assured destruction. But Nick is pissed at Aaron so since Aaron got his kids, he goes after Aarons kids.

Now Nick has befriended an open pedo and is using that guy to attack Aarons kids. It makes sense now why Melton went after Aarons kids, Nick wanted him to, the bizarre cupholder comment all of it makes more sense. Revenge for maybe Aaron molesting his favorite daughter and walking out on the polycule sex cult?

"You must admit my paranoid schizophrenic view of the world has merit."

No.

 

[AnOminous]

"You must admit my paranoid schizophrenic view of the world has merit."

No.

Imagine being Nick, literally thinking his psychosis is something you just have to accept as true, well, like, just because.

He can't cope with it when you just say no, faggot, your schizo bullshit is utterly insane, we're just ignoring it, you're a nutcase.

We will continue laughing at you, you weird psycho.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Suppose Nick shared his favorite kid with Aaron, suppose they were all in on this. Aaron drops dime on the drugs but is very careful to say the kids were "never abused" just eating cold chef boyrd as their parents are eating cum out of each others orifices in the literal next room. Suppose this is mutually assured destruction. But Nick is pissed at Aaron so since Aaron got his kids, he goes after Aarons kids.

It's one thing to go "Nick drugged his kid and single drug kids are likely to be abused."
It's another to go "Nick was selling of his kids for a chance to get Aaron's kids"
You go from a safe assumption to just writing your sexual fantasies.

 

[dont step on snack]

RE: Nick is a pedo - one other checkmark on this.

Suppose Nick shared his favorite kid with Aaron, suppose they were all in on this. Aaron drops dime on the drugs but is very careful to say the kids were "never abused" just eating cold chef boyrd as their parents are eating cum out of each others orifices in the literal next room. Suppose this is mutually assured destruction. But Nick is pissed at Aaron so since Aaron got his kids, he goes after Aarons kids.

Now Nick has befriended an open pedo and is using that guy to attack Aarons kids. It makes sense now why Melton went after Aarons kids, Nick wanted him to, the bizarre cupholder comment all of it makes more sense. Revenge for maybe Aaron molesting his favorite daughter and walking out on the polycule sex cult?

I believe he self medicated his daughter with coke but I think / hope he didn't go that far.

I would rather go with the uncaught serialkiller line of thought. Every zoosadist has the potential to go further, especially if the hooker / escorts are getting too expensive.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I believe he self medicated his daughter with coke but I think / hope he didn't go that far.

I would rather go with the uncaught serialkiller line of thought. Every zoosadist has the potential to go further, especially if the hooker / escorts are getting too expensive.

Supposedly Nick told both Camelot and Aaron that cocaine is good for treating ADHD. The kid that tested positive is the one with ADHD, supposedly.

You don't need to be Columbo to connect the dots here.

 

[AnOminous]

It's one thing to go "Nick drugged his kid and single drug kids are likely to be abused."
It's another to go "Nick was selling of his kids for a chance to get Aaron's kids"
You go from a safe assumption to just writing your sexual fantasies.

It really doesn't matter what spin you put on it. "Nick's nine year old daughter tested positive for cocaine at levels that are like that of a regular user."

Come up with an innocent explanation for that.

There isn't one.

 

[Laura Loomer]

I hypothesize that Nick and Kayla bonded over being closeted bisexuals early in their relationship.

Dunno if this theory has been mentioned a million pages ago, but iirc April spent a lot of time hunting on Nick's property in the months leading up to the polycule kicking off. Because of this I've always had it in the back of my mind that April was fucking both Nick and Kayla before "Aaron totally came up with the swinging idea" on his own. Also didn't Aaron say that before their trip to Vegas (when he floated the swinging idea to April) that they were hanging out with the Rackets' when April and Kayla started making out on the couch?

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

I would rather go with the uncaught serialkiller line of thought. Every zoosadist has the potential to go further, especially if the hooker / escorts are getting too expensive.

Now imagining Nick having a Vic Mignogna suit with the gayest pants possible and he asks the second wife to wear while telling her to say they won the case. Thanks for that.

But, in all seriousness, chances are the kids have walked in on Nick while high and fucking April or Kayla. I'm still going to be optimistic no sexual abuse happened because the concerned persons who reported them were just reporting usual signs of neglect - like being unwashed and not eating.

If a kid said their parts hurt or something like that, then I'd be raising the red flags and calling for total Nick death in Minecraft. Consider the fact that it's Spectre who's talking and making these statements and to someone not related to the case. Hence - optimism. Far as we know, he's talking to someone who doesn't follow the same procedures as Minnesota or something. For all we know that dipshit's talking to a $2.00 doctor on Temu.

 

[Fapcop]

I can kind of understand what he wants. He basically wants it so every cardinal direction of a room could be themed for a podcast.

Yeah sure. And if you’re small local news outlet it might make sense. But…. When was the last he might need something like this? He can’t keep one place tidy and wants 3 or 4!

 

[Not Even Twice]

Mandybros, where has /ourgirl/ been?

Mandy is sitting in some nasty apartment thanking his lucky stars that he dodged this particular bullet.

 

[I Will Be Us]

Trying to read the tea leaves and speculating here: 1) he's talking about Kayla, 2) the "something" he tried fixing was her dissatisfaction towards him 3) he's therefore throwing in the towel on the marriage (or at least, the compromise part) 4) yet again, everything is someone else's fault. How long before April comes out of the woodwork with pathetic Tweets/IG posts?

What is not speculation, and I offer as good advice for Nick: you desperately need to give up who you are. Your current problems aren't because someone didn't let you play enough Warhammer.

 

[Vibralldo]

It really doesn't matter what spin you put on it. "Nick's nine year old daughter tested positive for cocaine at levels that are like that of a regular user."

Come up with an innocent explanation for that.

There isn't one.

It was all the 9 year old's cocaine

Nick is totally innocent!

 

[Mouse Cop]

He's on X making a bunch of statements about his case to Spectre, claiming that CPS coached the kids to answer questions in a specific way. Spectre even leaked this DM. I'm not in front of my computer at the moment so I can't archive.

Edit: Okay I archived Nick's statements: one, two

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Trying to read the tea leaves and speculating here: 1) he's talking about Kayla, 2) the "something" he tried fixing was her dissatisfaction towards him 3) he's therefore throwing in the towel on the marriage (or at least, the compromise part) 4) yet again, everything is someone else's fault. How long before April comes out of the woodwork with pathetic Tweets/IG posts?

What is not speculation, and I offer as good advice for Nick: you desperately need to give up who you are. Your current problems aren't because someone didn't let you play enough Warhammer.

That's right folks, never give up being a big old NERD

 

[I Will Be Us]

Oh sweet Nick... and you WONDER why someone in the county hates you enough to leak CHIPS documents.

The more he leans into the "muh corruption" angle the more he is going to be met by an overzealous county who will do everything in their power to show the public that they do everything above-board. They won't let a single thing slide. This locality is tiny enough that they are absolutely keeping tabs on what Nick is saying about them.