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[Tragi-Chan]

4chan tranny wants to kill herself because a child called her a woman
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everybody who sees me knows that I’m 100% female

I fucking teach kids and I have been “”””stealth””””” at uni and today a kid came up to me with his dad and asked my name and then said LOOK! My teacher is a woman ive never had woman teacher before literally 2 years on T post top surgery
every one of my friends is fucking lying when they pretend not to know I’m trans

it’s so over iwnbam

the trannies in the comments:

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If they cant pass to kids then what makes them think they actually pass? Do they think kids are good at clocking? No. They just don’t understand that transsexuals are. The only reason they think they “pass” is because people are being nice

I wonder if this actually happened. Female teachers aren’t exactly unusual, especially with young kids.

IDK, I get the impression that some pooners like the idea of being victimised more than they like the idea of passing.

 

[and I must scream]

They seem to have great difficulty grasping the fact that if you make it impossible to say the truth, people will lie to your face constantly. Blame yourselves. You created this situation.

I wonder if this actually happened. Female teachers aren’t exactly unusual, especially with young kids.

Yeah, that struct me as particularly weird. If it was the other way around I'd say maybe, but "I've never had a woman teacher before" from a kid? A female kid, even? Very unusual, very weird. Maybe she was clocked but the situation was different, however she doesn't want to say what happened exactly so she made up this lie. I don't know.

 

[AMHOLIO]

4chan tranny wants to kill herself because a child called her a woman

How do pooners make up the most embarrassing of all upper middle class women? I guess I should be thankful that they're trying not to be women so the rest of us women look more respectable.

 

[gampboonerisms]

4chan tranny wants to kill herself because a child called her a woman
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everybody who sees me knows that I’m 100% female

I fucking teach kids and I have been “”””stealth””””” at uni and today a kid came up to me with his dad and asked my name and then said LOOK! My teacher is a woman ive never had woman teacher before literally 2 years on T post top surgery
every one of my friends is fucking lying when they pretend not to know I’m trans

it’s so over iwnbam

the trannies in the comments:

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If they cant pass to kids then what makes them think they actually pass? Do they think kids are good at clocking? No. They just don’t understand that transsexuals are. The only reason they think they “pass” is because people are being nice

You can tell it's a woman by the stupid mush brained emojis she's using. Also, a child would never say that sentence, and finally, never had a female teacher? Yeah right, my entire elementary and highschool years I had 6 total men as teachers. Guess which years had the most male teachers (hint: coaches who taught social studies).

 

[Aquarius]

She posted an entire essay on Linkedin, suggesting that Virgin Atlantic might want to consider banning passengers who wear "potentially offensive clothing":

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If you're so mentally unstable that you're incapable of being in the presence of someone wearing a t-shirt with the word "woman" on it without throwing a hissyfit , you're not sufficiently mentally fit to travel unsupervised.

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Trans Creative & Educator | Author & Illustrator of 4 books | Artist in Residence, Homotopia | Hon… 4d • Editted.
“On Monday, I flew Virgin Atlantic Upper Class to San Francisco (VS147), excited for a pampering experience. Sadly, it was anything but. My seat was broken (it wouldn't recline), my seat area was a bit dirty and scuffed, and they were out of my chosen meal.
But the real kicker? A fellow passenger sporting a "woman" t-shirt. Most trans people are aware this is a transphobic dog whistle (insinuating that this person is a REAL woman, and that trans women aren't women). Discovering this TERF passenger just a few seats away caused me to have a panic attack mid-flight.
I'm used to getting hate online, and was caught off-guard IRL. • I wasn't expecting to have to share a cabin with someone who doesn't feel that trans people have the right to exist. I walked up to 'behind the curtain' and spoke with a member of cabin crew, Sharon, who was incredibly supportive and checked on me a few times throughout the flight.
This incident highlighted a gap in airline policies. While airlines can't police every outfit, fostering an inclusive environment is crucial. Perhaps some guidelines on potentially offensive clothing could prevent similar situations? ©
This experience reminded me that ‘Upper Class’ shouldn't just be about fancy seats and champagne. It should be about respect, inclusivity, and ensuring ALL passengers feel safe and welcome.
I'm hoping that Virgin Atlantic will I take this opportunity to continue to improve (I helped consult on their gender neutral uniform campaign, which was amazing) and create a truly Upper Class experience for everyone.
#travel #inclusion #transvisibility #transrights #customerexperience #diversityandinclusion #makechange

1. “Homotopia” is one way to describe a world where corporations will keep you from travelling because you have a definition of an innocuous word written in English on your clothing. I say “English” specifically because you know this shit won’t apply to, like Portuguese or whatever Fisher grew up speaking.

2. “This experience reminded me that ‘Upper Class’ shouldn't just be about fancy seats and champagne”? Ex-fucking-scuse me. What is this ancap pooner nonsense? She’s cool with transphobia so long as it’s against poor people and not her? Is this why she was invited to speak at Goldman? For a woman claiming to be a man, she sure is acting like Veronica Lodge.

 

[gampboonerisms]

I say “English” specifically because you know this shit won’t apply to, like Portuguese or whatever Fisher grew up speaking

I was thinking of getting one of those dictionary woman shirts for Xmas. Shit, I should get it styled like WOMAN in all the different languages.

 

[Aquarius]

Do you want demons?
This is how we get demons.
Fucking lol I didn't think it was possible to laugh that hard at fucking coroner's reports, but you proved me wrong.
You also owe me new ribs.


She sounds like a typical hyper aggressive Pooner that's got hopped on Testosterone, can't handle it, and starts trying to overcompensate and prove her manly man status by getting in guys faces.
PlanePooner.mp4
Kind of like this one on the airplane, but there's dozens of videos of these aggressive little doods pulling shit that would get them rocked if anyone took them seriously.
Fortunately for Li'l Pooner, they don't

“In court that [woman screaming she’s a transman] ain’t a man, don’t lose your job.”
Brutal. Anyway, I’m sorry about your ribs. Glad we both had a laugh.

I was thinking of getting one of those dictionary woman shirts for Xmas. Shit, I should get it styled like WOMAN in all the different languages.

That is a very clever way around this pooner’s nonsense. Smart.

 

[Sean Andalou]

For a woman claiming to be a man, she sure is acting like Veronica Lodge.

A cartoon stereotype attempting to pass for a different cartoon stereotype.
Acting like real humans is not an option.

 

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The replies she got were a riot. You're not in Tranny Kansas anymore, Pooner. LinkedIn ain't Reddit.

There are almost 200 comments at the moment and every single one of them (except maybe two) is making fun of her. What a brutal hilarious way to find out that Linkedin isn't like her usual hugbox of choice where having the emotional maturity of a spoiled toddler is seen as totally uwu valid.

My personal fav:

Let’s start with her mediocre, banal attempts at art. She makes shoddy artwork that looks like something you could generate on Facebook’s AI.

How is her art so bad? Is anybody really buying this shit? Imagine actually wearing a "toads against terfs" shirt in public:

As if LGBTQWERTY+ merch isn't already unbearably cringe.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Imagine actually wearing a "toads against terfs" shirt in public.

If I saw such a shirt being worn in public ...

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Too upset for spelling or grammar or paragraphs. But answer is yes.

Reddit -- Archive

Spoiler: The whole thing

I’ve been transitioning since 2020 and it’s mostly made me happy but I also feel like a fraud when ppl use she/her pronouns. I like being pretty. I like being me. Sometimes I just feel like I’m not enough. I couldn’t live up to being a boy/man and now sometimes I still feel inadequate as a girl. I know one is my happiest moments was when I put on a dress for my friends wedding. I felt like I finally belonged but that feeling is hard to come by anymore. Sometimes I wonder if I’m just a boy who likes to be really pretty and not a girl. I feel so lost sometimes. I just wish I felt secure and belonged. Sometimes I put on a really nice outfit and I’m like oh yeah I am I girl. This is who I am and I’m really happy but then I take it off and I feel like a boy. It’s why I don’t like wigs. Because I hate taking them off. Idk if it’s dysphoria. When ppl tell me how pretty I am it feels like they are saying it to someone else. Maybe I should just die. I also have adhd. I know it’s common among trans ppl. Not a causation but definitely a correlation. Also I’m so unsure about my sexuality. I have found myself attracted to people all across the gender spectrum. Cis men not so much but I won’t say it’s never happened. Sometimes I wonder if me being trans or jumping at the opportunity to change my gender was a part of my ADHD and I’m just really good at lying to myself. I don’t want that to be true. Why can’t I be happy? What’s wrong with me please help!

 

[Layton Mysteries]

Troon thought he would "shake up" the C++ world, wasted years of his life being obnoxious and arrogant in the standards community which got him nowhere. He then proceeds to write an article about how hard he has it and how no one appreciates him. The best part?



CXX chads just can't stop winning.

Here he is:

 

[Procrastinhater]

Der Coomer fled to Argentina, too!

He's definitely been getting more "exercize" with one arm. Put John Bulla's head on his body (sexually) and you'd have Frankenstein'd yourself the perfect Coomer.

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I mean, if you want to be very literal on it, it says not to cross dress at all and stick to gendered clothes. If you want to open it up to a softer interpretation, it says not to intentionally deceive people. And when you factor in how many trannies like to go "I don't want to tell people I'm trans/I want my amhole fucked and nobody will be able to tell", I think that sorta kinda maaaaaybe massively involves intentionally deceiving.

So either way, the bibble says no, transatan.

Ok well for a start theres no such thing as "Trans Kids" what they are is confused grooming victims who have had their heads twisted by Gendershit Ideology. And as fornthe "people" that created and encouraged the problem, He was quite clear what to do with them.
I believe it involves Millstones around their necks.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

There are almost 200 comments at the moment and every single one of them (except maybe two) is making fun of her. What a brutal hilarious way to find out that Linkedin isn't like her usual hugbox of choice where having the emotional maturity of a spoiled toddler is seen as totally uwu valid.

My personal fav:
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How is her art so bad? Is anybody really buying this shit? Imagine actually wearing a "toads against terfs" shirt in public:
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As if LGBTQWERTY+ merch isn't already unbearably cringe.

The best part of her public scolding on LinkedIn is that everyone giving her that well deserved shit is doing so under their own real names in full view on the clearnet. Another crack in the Be Kind bullshit dam detected. Leaking furiously, from all the built up pressure behind it. A beautiful thing to see.

LGBTQWERTY+ aesthetics are cringe. Like the gender specials themselves, they're immature, facile, garishly colored, absurd, etc. No self respecting adult in their right mind would wear that t shirt out in public.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

This also made me realize I’ve never seen a pooner get dysphoric because they can’t produce functioning semen. At most, like trannies and their uterus fetish, they’d be perfectly happy if their rotdogs simply had a mechanism that spurted fake liquids that don’t actually do anything. Because, once again, it’s not about procreation, it’s about being a coomer. Interesting how these manly men have zero paternal instinct about them.

I've seen pooners lamenting their inability to father children:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/tqqzui/getting_somebody_pregnant_sighhh/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/8emchm/prostate_transplantartificial_prostate/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/yuwx7y/my_friend_brought_up_testicular_implants/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/18pdop5/dae_grieve_their_lack_of_sperm/

And then there's the pooners that lament that they don't have balls to hit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1e9wgcw/have_you_ever_felt_dysphoric_over_the_fact_youll/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/uxt1sh/does_anyone_wish_that_they_could_experience_the/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/dosz2b/do_you_regret_that_youll_never_know_what_it_feels/

And there's this one pooner that insists she can feel pain in her phantom balls:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/uxt1sh/does_anyone_wish_that_they_could_experience_the/
What I'm saying is, don't underestimate pooner's lunacy.

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

Here he is:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7THzO-D0ta4

Fucking troonardos picking the stupidest names, man.
Isabella Muerte? Are you naming yourself that as a premonition?

 

[Billy Hargrove]

If they cant pass to kids then what makes them think they actually pass? Do they think kids are good at clocking? No. They just don’t understand that transsexuals are. The only reason they think they “pass” is because people are being nice

I bet you anything this pooner has bragged about how well she passes and that “no one can tell” before now.

These stories get posted at least once a week. Yet troons keep insisting that they “pass and the idea that people are just humoring them is just a TERF lie.”

Troons are highly regarded and their egos will never let them face the truth that we really can always tell.

 

[Procrastinhater]

his name is “Ugla

See its shit like this that makes me think we're living in a simulation.

 

[fitty tucker]

Fucking troonardos picking the stupidest names, man.
Isabella Muerte?

Isabella "Cuarenta y Uno" Muerte

 

[stares at error messages]

Here he is:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7THzO-D0ta4

Man or women that troon is still a douche. Who takes their sunglasses off just to put a different pair on? You are not in an anime. A useless person presenting a useless filler talk.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

If I saw such a shirt being worn in public ...

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Too upset for spelling or grammar or paragraphs. But answer is yes.
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Reddit -- Archive

Spoiler: The whole thing

I’ve been transitioning since 2020 and it’s mostly made me happy but I also feel like a fraud when ppl use she/her pronouns. I like being pretty. I like being me. Sometimes I just feel like I’m not enough. I couldn’t live up to being a boy/man and now sometimes I still feel inadequate as a girl. I know one is my happiest moments was when I put on a dress for my friends wedding. I felt like I finally belonged but that feeling is hard to come by anymore. Sometimes I wonder if I’m just a boy who likes to be really pretty and not a girl. I feel so lost sometimes. I just wish I felt secure and belonged. Sometimes I put on a really nice outfit and I’m like oh yeah I am I girl. This is who I am and I’m really happy but then I take it off and I feel like a boy. It’s why I don’t like wigs. Because I hate taking them off. Idk if it’s dysphoria. When ppl tell me how pretty I am it feels like they are saying it to someone else. Maybe I should just die. I also have adhd. I know it’s common among trans ppl. Not a causation but definitely a correlation. Also I’m so unsure about my sexuality. I have found myself attracted to people all across the gender spectrum. Cis men not so much but I won’t say it’s never happened. Sometimes I wonder if me being trans or jumping at the opportunity to change my gender was a part of my ADHD and I’m just really good at lying to myself. I don’t want that to be true. Why can’t I be happy? What’s wrong with me please help!

>reallyprettyreallyprettyreallypretty

Yeah this is a Gigahon