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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    782
If they’re worried about contestants leaving because they’re paranoid about not getting paid, why not get Vance to reveal he was a former contestant and not only did they get paid but he got a job out of it? They already saw him on the slideshow during the rugpull
 
Teridax said:
If they’re worried about contestants leaving because they’re paranoid about not getting paid, why not get Vance to reveal he was a former contestant and not only did they get paid but he got a job out of it? They already saw him on the slideshow during the rugpull
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They already know. But Mizzy dismissed it by saying something like "people are dumb/weird" when a TTS said why would Vance work for them if they screwed him over/didn't pay anyone.
 
I just realized we now have Frank AKA Wild Randy locked in the house with Alex for what's likely one more night. :smug:

Alex lost most of his endorsements tonight after this insane meltdown. Alex deserves the hell that is about to come. He lost 90% endorsements.
 
Teridax said:
If they’re worried about contestants leaving because they’re paranoid about not getting paid, why not get Vance to reveal he was a former contestant and not only did they get paid but he got a job out of it? They already saw him on the slideshow during the rugpull
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That would require intelligence.
 
Xavier Ravenblood said:
Whalewife took $2,000 out of Alex's "e-trade"(I don't know what that is) and Alex covered his face with his hand in absolute devastation. This might be a clue that the cake might be a lie.
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She said that she took the $1000 sent to pay *The loan (not rent, I misheard*), she took $2k out of Etrade and he started freaking the fuck out about how she needed to call Discover and the bank and a bunch of other shit. She was acting like Etrade wasn't a big deal, but you get hit with early withdrawal penalties on trading accounts and Hog Wife doesn't understand that shit because she is poor.

Also that bitch is not a Columbiana, I've never seen one that ugly. LIAR. Columbian women are some of the most beautiful women in the world, FUCKING CAP.
 
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The threads moving pretty fast so I don't know if it's been mentioned but Sam Jet and Ben throughout this whole thing have been trying to convince Alex to buy the S3 house when this finishes. At first he was riled up and was having none of it but at the end when his wife was leaving he was calm and sounded into it. They're trying to get $1.1M-$1.3M
 
Grim_Autismo said:
She said that she took the $1000 sent to pay THE RENT, she took $2k out of Etrade and he started freaking the fuck out about how she needed to call Discover and the bank and a bunch of other shit. She was acting like Etrade wasn't a big deal, but you get hit with early withdrawal penalties on trading accounts and Hog Wife doesn't understand that shit because she is poor.

Also that bitch is not a Columbiana, I've never seen one that ugly. LIAR. Columbian women are some of the most beautiful women in the world, FUCKING CAP. I got every moment from entry to ex
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Sounds like Alex was exaggerating about his amounts in E-Trade and banks to Sam and Jet.
 
Alex claims his wife told him that Frank and all other freeloaders were homeless people, Frank letting him say this cause it gives him a good alibi.
 
Grim_Autismo said:
Also that bitch is not a Columbiana, I've never seen one that ugly. LIAR. Columbian women are some of the most beautiful women in the world, FUCKING CAP. I got every moment from entry to ex
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Wrong. Columbian woman are little dirt gremlins just like every other woman south of the boarder.

Remember, this is what happens if you race mix (asians ok).
 
Alex mentioned that his wife blasts him with her fists in his face all the time, and that he never hits back because he's a man. Alex is a sexist. If a woman punches me in the face I will blast her right back in self defense. Having a pussy doesn't give you a free physical abuse pass.
 
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