💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Fapcop said:
Farscape man… Once she sees the chemistry between Aeryn Sun and John Crichton, NuTrek will be a distant memory in her sweet, fractured mind!
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I'm sorry dude but I think Kayla might identify with a different character.
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Melty Butter said:
Okay, what?

Let's discuss the evidence in the court of public opinion and KF, as the standard for a 'better human', shall we? (The bar is admittedly low.)

We have ZERO evidence of any of the following from KAYLA. Checkmark for verified evidence against NICK.
  • Lying ✅
  • Gaslighting ✅
  • Mocking a suicidal fan ✅
  • Mocking Christianity ✅
  • Tweeting grossly (cum on chests), etc. ✅
  • Lashing out continually on social media since an arrest ✅
  • Possessing four speeding tickets (unpaid) ✅
  • Lashing out against friends "SEAAAANNN" ✅
  • Porn addict ✅
  • Enjoying & participating in someone cruelly mocking their spouse publicly ✅ (April to Kayla)
  • Open rudeness (harassment?) to a Judge, detective, and social worker ✅
  • Witness intimidation ✅
  • Accusing someone of being a pedo without evidence ✅
  • Threatening to strike a channel for clipping ✅
  • Enjoying a trust fund ✅
  • Hacking someone's Google history ✅
  • The first to cheat (you're gonna take April's word for that? - kay)
  • Being a whore before meeting their spouse
So, what evidence DO we have against Kayla (Nick, too, with check marks)?
  • Drug addiction ✅
  • Child endangerment ✅
  • Depression ✅
  • Bad housekeeper
  • Bad cook
  • Bad plastic surgery
  • Bad tats ✅
  • Star Trek obsession
  • Complicit in a polycule ✅
She's been silent for over a year. She's also the only one who has taken accountability (hug to her son). She's not my girl. I do not claim to understand her but if we're discussing moral standards here... the math is clear.

Edit: Added checkmark for Nick on bad tats. They're so bad.
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Bro her face literaĺly morphed before nicks cocaine face took form. Is she the cocaine lord of the house then?

Nick also did a star trek mobile stream on twitch and she guided him iirc.

The cooking and housekeeping came from both nick and kaylas mouth and we have seen enough of the house?
 
Melty Butter said:
So, what evidence DO we have against Kayla (Nick, too, with check marks)?
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You're leaving off check marks where they properly belong.

Melty Butter said:
Bad cook
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✅

She's admitted that. She said she can bake, but not cook in general. April was just repeating what Kayla herself said.

Our duck friend, and best Kayla documenter (who is currently laboring on her thread in PG), @Not Who You Think, found the clip here.

Melty Butter said:
Bad plastic surgery
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✅

It's obvious. And has been for years now.

However, if it makes you feel any better, it's been speculated for a long time now that was all done at the behest of Nick. What with his whole "body destroyed" rant.

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To be clear here, I am not trying to drag her down to Nick's level. I am saying that it's not necessary to lift her up to make him look bad. He looks like shit all on his own. Worse than her.

Pippa's Greasy KB said:
Bro her face literaĺly morphed before nicks cocaine face took form. Is she the cocaine lord of the house then?
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Some Balldoguards have made that argument, yes. Along with the swinging being her idea, and her corrupting Nick.

I don't buy it though.

For one thing, she has no income outside of Nick, and coke is expensive.
 
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Nick replying to a practicing lawyer who just won a defamation case

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Must bite knowing nobody will ever take his word on anything, let alone legal stuff, seriously.
At the same time, he can't remove his "Rekieta Law" name since this is all he's known for. He knows the moment he changes that account name to something like "Nick Rekieta" or opens a new account, he will admit that he is just a retarded junkie that cannot legally practice law in Minnesota now.
Reminder, he threw away his legal career so he could do coke, drink and fuck a Minnesota 5/10 while his kids were starving and smelly. Oh, and so he can seethe on Twitter. You gave up your right to talk to people who actually have impact on the world for a living, Nicky. Go have another drink and make another kitchen stream, those retards over at Locals might be the last few people who still take anything that comes out of your mouth seriously.
 
I Will Be Us said:
At the very least, Kayla is the only one smart enough to keep her mouth shut.
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This has given me an idea. A wild conspiracy. Nick isn't retarded, he's a noble genius. This is all a 4th dimensional chess ploy to make him as extremely unlikable as possible, so Kayla looks like a saint by comparison. :story:

Captain Manning said:
Some Balldoguards have made that argument, yes. Along with the swinging being her idea, and her corrupting Nick.

I don't buy it though.

For one thing, she has no income outside of Nick, and coke is expensive.
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I agree, it seems more likely that Nick got into coke when he visited Dick in Cali, and the coke usage led him to do what he's always wanted to do, swing.

A similar thing happened to BowBlax, he claimed he got addicted to cocaine after being introduced to it when visiting Dick.
 
I don't buy the demonic possession angle by the simple fact that Nicky was already hell bound almost a year ago. If you believe in demonic possession at least from a real Christian angle then most victims are lukewarm people and while they might have incidents that could be described as falling the real start of their downfall spiral is the possession.
No devil is not gonna waste his time with someone that already has forsaken Christ.
I also don't think grimoires or other "demonic" manuals or attempts to acquire dark knowledge have anything to do with possession. The biggest risk they posses is inviting insane ideas into your head. As Nicky is an insane crackhead he has built in tolerance for crazy shit.
 
Just compare the night versus day streams back in trial stream days. It was pretty clear even back then that Nick was lot less clean than he managed to present during the day. And basically functional alcoholic. With very clear eventual downward trajectory. Now he is not even functional... Everything is just result of his nature and own actions.
 
In light of Nick working with Melton to go after Aaron, here's something interesting I stumbled across just recently:

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I wasn't aware that he ever platformed Frank Hassel, but I had basically stopped following him by 2021.

I wonder if this can be considered sort of a much more minor proto-Melton type of situation?

I guess this e-mailer and DSP won in the end. The e-mailer was certainly correct that Nick isn't invincible because he has a shitty law firm. And the ongoing feud with Aaron might end up getting Nick into even more legal trouble.
 
I've been reading this thread and laughing my ass off the last few days. The best writers in Hollywood couldn't come up with a better soap opera. I think of this classic 80's song every time anyone brings up the snack tray and thought I'd share; it's at least something other than expressing my wide-eyed amazement at the situation unfolding.


Song: Nobody Takes Me Seriously; The Split Enz

Lyrics:

Nobody listens to a word that I say
And at work I'm just a foremans The Toeman's tool
Sitting in the corner with my coffee and snacks on a tray
All the secretaries Kiwifarmers think I'm a fool
I don't want to suffer these conditions no more
Haven't I the right to say
I don't want to suffer these conditions no more
Nobody takes me seriously anyway
 
How much dark ritual sex magic does Rekieta stand to siphon from Ralph? Much of Ralph's life essence is already absorbed via The Balldo, this would explain why Rackets keeps acquiring more and more hog characteristics. Slit eyes, raging, pee/pooping himself, cocklust, etc. Maybe he gained a greater appreciation for not working or cleaning when he drained Kayla.

What if the rings are phylacteries, soul containers, and Nick gains their derangement every time he puts on a new one.
 
General Disarray said:
I've been reading this thread and laughing my ass off the last few days. The best writers in Hollywood couldn't come up with a better soap opera. I think of this classic 80's song every time anyone brings up the snack tray and thought I'd share; it's at least something other than expressing my wide-eyed amazement at the situation unfolding.
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It's like Jerry Springer writing a modern-day Shakespeare.
 
Listening to Joosh read April's tweets on MATI and it occurred to me how dangerously similar her "funny and weird" ramblings sound to Patrick Tomlinson's.
 
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