💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.7%
  • Total voters
    687
Angry Shoes said:
Or she's trying to make it seem like he's running the account. Because that totally owns us. Somehow.
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"We were actually together this whole time and the schizophrenic meltdown was fake! We made ourselves look like retards on purpose!" would be the most lulzy ending

April thread when?
 
A Cardboard Box said:
I have a feeling something very bad is going to happen to one or more of these people soon. This is genuinely unhinged, and completely unsustainable.
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Going to?
One abandoned a marriage for a coke head

One has gone from a million dollar streamer to a nobody

All 3 got arrested for being coke addicts
 
Procrastinhater said:
it's like he's going out of his way to make himself look like he belongs in a woodchipper.
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Hopefully he can drag multiple people down with him (Fiddler Fatrick and Juju spring to mind).
FunPosting101 said:
Shouldn't this be in the Ralph/Sektur (or whatever the fuck it's called) section of this site?
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The Sektur and the Balldoverse are merging. May God have mercy on us all.
 
Archive of all her recent tweets

I'm not even bothering to screenshot all of them, here's the ones where she renounces the hacking (the account that's tagged that April disclaims affiliation with is NLO/Melton)

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Captain Manning said:
Pretty much anybody that's talking about Nick's drama now can do pretty decent for themselves. It was pointed out earlier that Mr. Sen is seeing higher numbers than he's ever seen before.
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I also noticed that Nick becoming the enemy of the Farms is better for us than having him as an ally was. Many people who talk about this stuff - including Ana Kasparian - give the Farms a credit for our coverage.
Nick unintentionally turned K*w* F*rms into Kiwi Farms in the public eye.
 
Balldo's Gate said:
April, after saying her account "may or may not have been hacked", now says the tweets were posted by "some other fucked up version of me."
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For the autists reading Aprils tweets, who may not understand social cues from BPD skanks, this is April being Funny and Weird. She thinks she is quite a clever girl and she is speaking in a type of code to her paramour, the equally funny and weird Balldo Man.
You see, they are in love, and you Scandiwhovian incels will just never understand such high-brow and intellectual humour.
 
Sorry guys April Anderson is NOT the one sending out these ludicrous Xweets as has long been theorized by KF's top internet sleuths.
Nick's said more than a few times "I hope "fill in the blank" makes a million dollars" I think Nick has control of her Xwitter.
So where is she?

1. in hiding?
2. dead?
3. lost in the woods?
 
Stiffy said:
Sorry guys April Anderson is NOT the one sending out these ludicrous Xweets as has long been theorized by KF's top internet sleuths.
Nick's said more than a few times "I hope "fill in the blank" makes a million dollars" I think Nick has control of her Xwitter.
So where is she?

1. in hiding?
2. dead?
3. lost in the woods?
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There is absolutely no hard evidence of what you are saying, there were cross posts between her X and IG and it´s been said by Aaron that she mirrors the personality of who she is with. There is even someone that she knows in real life talking recent events with her.
 
Hello. First time poster.
Forgive me sliding through the aisle; just trying to get a comfy seat to sit through the imminent catastrophic shit show.
Apologies for the intermittent popcorn crunch.
 
Stiffy said:
Sorry guys April Anderson is NOT the one sending out these ludicrous Xweets as has long been theorized by KF's top internet sleuths.
Nick's said more than a few times "I hope "fill in the blank" makes a million dollars" I think Nick has control of her Xwitter.
So where is she?

1. in hiding?
2. dead?
3. lost in the woods?
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This is fucking retarded and I’m sure Nick will hold it up as something “Kiwis” all believe.
 
This has to be nick, not April. Who talks about statutes unless a lawyer? The rapid fire nature of them makes me think this has to be nick. It's just his MO to do this in his narcissistic attempt at control.
 
Stiffy said:
Sorry guys April Anderson is NOT the one sending out these ludicrous Xweets as has long been theorized by KF's top internet sleuths.
Nick's said more than a few times "I hope "fill in the blank" makes a million dollars" I think Nick has control of her Xwitter.
So where is she?

1. in hiding?
2. dead?
3. lost in the woods?
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"I hope x makes a million y" is basically a meme at this point, dude. Plenty of people say it now.

That's like saying if you say "no stalker child," you've outed yourself as Patrick Tomlinson. It doesn't work like that.
 
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