💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Captain Manning]

Friendship ended with Zummock, a fat homosexual pedophile is my best friend now
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What was Nick's audience # on Locals for the last two cooking streams?

Like wasn't the guy here that hosted the re-stream of the first cooking stream pulling better numbers?

Zumock ain't big, sure, but Nick can't talk big to anywhere near the degree he used to be able to.

"Hur dur. You only have 50 people watching you!"

You ain't much better, Nick. Hell, whatever Discord bullshit Zumock has (because they often do) might even have more people in it than your Locals. And definitely more than your Discord. Your Discord is like Soter and 5-10 morons who can't seem to let go.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

And how does this help Nicky or Ape in any way?

It doesn't. I'm not saying it's a smart scheme to engage in this FUNNY and WEIRD kayfabe. It just all smacks of Nick thinking "We can totally troll the gay lawgs by tweeting ridiculous things and watching the Karen Farms go crazy over it." Throw in some intoxicants and cope, and this retarded plan would seem like the funniest thing in the world to them.

The only real takeaway I have from this nonsense is that Kayla and the grandparents are all disgusting for letting these people continually degrade the kids' futures. There's some super fucked up family dynamics in the Rekieta household when his parents don't seem to think there's any serious issue with their son making their grandkids perpetual laughingstocks. If I were their eldest, I would immediately plan on changing my last name once I turn 18 to escape the shadow of the balldo hanging over my entire life.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

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I wish this tweet meant that Kayla finally left, but if she hasn’t at this point, I don’t think she ever will.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

Is anybody else here starting to be seriously grossed out by all this?

When he was talking about how April’s vagina smelled in a positive manner, I had to pause and walk away for a bit.

 

[AnOminous]

When he was talking about how April’s vagina smelled in a positive manner, I had to pause and walk away for a bit.

I think at this point, like a troon, he revels in disgusting people with his perversions and degeneracy. He no longer has any reputation to lose, doesn't give a flying fuck what happens to his kids, or that he's making everyone forced to interact with him loathe him utterly. This is despite the fact that like every narc, he's absolutely desperate to be admired.

He doesn't understand that nobody admires a skeletal perverted cuck with his balls in a cuck cage. He's a laughingstock.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

It doesn't. I'm not saying it's a smart scheme to engage in this FUNNY and WEIRD kayfabe. It just all smacks of Nick thinking "We can totally troll the gay lawgs by tweeting ridiculous things and watching the Karen Farms go crazy over it." Throw in some intoxicants and cope, and this retarded plan would seem like the funniest thing in the world to them.

The only real takeaway I have from this nonsense is that Kayla and the grandparents are all disgusting for letting these people continually degrade the kids' futures. There's some super fucked up family dynamics in the Rekieta household when his parents don't seem to think there's any serious issue with their son making their grandkids perpetual laughingstocks. If I were their eldest, I would immediately plan on changing my last name once I turn 18 to escape the shadow of the balldo hanging over my entire life.

Even if it’s all a “work,” what kind of dystopian shit heap of a life would it be to a Kayla, who gets to sit there and seethe while her crackhead husband uses the whole thing as an excuse to stay in touch with his crackhead side piece

Like, there’s no good way to spin it. There’s no scenario where they get to forget about it and go back to normal. The atmosphere in the crack den must be absolutely choking

 

[repentance]

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I wish this tweet meant that Kayla finally left, but if she hasn’t at this point, I don’t think she ever will.

The only "somebody in my life" whose actions April cares about is Nick and the only "right thing" she cares about is them resuming their relationship.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

I will say one of the most impressive things Nick has ever done was making Aaron imholte look like the good guy. Like he has inadvertently confirmed a dozen crazy things I thought Aaron was lying about to begin with and he found a guy who hates Aaron more than him who also won't stop thirst posting about how much he wants to molest his daughters.

Aaron imholte is a swinging gay cuckold and he's somehow the most sympathetic and trustworthy guy In this entire fiasco? I have no clue how you pull that off, it's genuinely mesmerizing.

 

[Folgers Can]

What is clear is that there was no one around to tard wrangle Nick and stop him

Even that much needn't be assumed when he went out of his way to go audio-only like his last time on Fattymelts' show, such that he could have just as easily told Kayla he was going out to pick up some milk & eggs and was then free to do the entire stream while hotboxing the Rustang in a Walmart parking lot, or while pacing around in the April house's garage as a more DWI-proof option for that matter, only to come back to Kayla afterward acting like the whole thing never happened.

Judging by what a clueless boomer Bob was during the Tuesday stream when he had to ask Kayla whether Nick was on "someone else's" show or his own, it's not even apparent that extended family even monitor his social media enough to make a stink with Kayla about his antics after the fact let alone in real-time. Maybe, maybe at least that nosy sister of hers is morbidly curious enough to monitor this thread (or is even a regular in it by now), but judging by what a doormat Kayla has always been through every time Nick humiliated her in public over and over again, even that pipe dream gets a big fat

from me. The whole family's riddled with proven enablers and she isn't going anywhere.

 

[Captain Manning]

When he was talking about how April’s vagina smelled in a positive manner, I had to pause and walk away for a bit.

That was probably partially our fault. We kinda went in hard on the Summer's Eve shit. Sorry. Lol.

rekieta mario party imholte wins by doing absolutely nothing.mp4

1000% accurate! I like how Aaron just sits there.

Aaron sucks, but still manages to win.

Well done!

 

[BigPeanut]

I really don't think those are two entirely separate things. I think there's a degree of coordination going on here. Toe took a W. Ragepig took an L. Rekieta got immediately assmad. Melton is a reliably "ally" against Aaron. I think Ralph even dropped his news before Nick called into NLO.

And speaking of assmad...

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Sweep what, Juju? Your fat ragepig friend broke the law again, and is wanted by the cops again. The sweeping is all on your side, as always. Just like how you tried to get people to believe Riley getting arrested for harassing July is July's fault. Or how the Cokestream was no big deal.


It's not crazy at all. It's entirely expected and logical.

1. Ralph has fallen out of his chair before (and BTW, he broke it this time, which makes it more funny given he called Sean a fat fuck mere seconds before it happened).

2. Ralph got 2.7% of the vote last year. He's not as funny as he used to be, and I think there's definite sense of Ralph fatigue on the Farms. He's not even a nominee this year for LotY.

It’s not that there is a “Ralph fatigue” it’s that he hasn’t done one singular funny thing since moving to Mexico, and the only notable but not funny things he was doing in Mexico was abusing his wife and baby. Now he’s just alone and doing nothing funny or shocking and notable.

 

[MadStan]

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I wish this tweet meant that Kayla finally left, but if she hasn’t at this point, I don’t think she ever will.

There is something innately unsettling and disturbing about people who share on-line about the smallest details, from their bathroom habits to their mood swings. Although Nick and April I am sure are just putting on a show with some incredible mastermind plan behind it which will fall flat as Nick's dick, they somehow feel this is normal and expect a Judge, Jury and the Public in general to think of these exposing tweets and videos as just plain normal behavior.

They have no idea how far off the plantation they've wandered. Utterly clueless.

 

[Where There's Smoke]

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I wish this tweet meant that Kayla finally left, but if she hasn’t at this point, I don’t think she ever will.

She should've left ages ago, but five kids and the marriage being stable for a few years is a hell of a thing to walk away from. I wouldn't be surprised if through the drugs she uses to numb herself some part still hopes that everything goes back to when it was just the two of them and Nick was still pretending to be a God fearing man who wants the world for his kids.

 

[Stiffy]

This is bringing me round to the idea Nick is running the April account. Even the most unstable BPD whore does not talk like this. No woman does.

This has been my theory all along, the only caveat is she allowing it because she's still drug addled? Or has she gone radio silent, and doesn't know?
Back when she was still with Aaron she sperged on Twatter after the "Aaron can't make me cum" STMS
And she tried to sound smart using big words, but something is just off on these tweets. Perhaps Nick is actually schizophrenic along with his clear covert narcissist traits.

 

[CindyChafe]

I thought the gun safe was in the basement.
Big and green right? (Haven’t looked at the Zillow in a while) I’m sure he had a small safe in the master closet full of cocaine though.

This could all be solved if we could just see the body cam footage. Come on Nicky! Prove the farms wrong!

The way I understood it was the room itself was a vault or safe type of room. Maybe the original owners were panic room types? Or did the Rekieta family have the houses built?

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Couldn’t find it posted elsewhere, but speaking of Ralph:

State of Minnesota vs Ethan Oliver Ralph
Case Number: 73-CR-24-9066

Spoiler: All warrant screenshots

 

[Space Pope]

I sincerely doubt Nick has anything. Also, even if he had hacked Aaron, evidence obtained from a crime is inadmissible.

I will preface this by saying I did not attend the 4th worst ranked law school in the USA let alone any law school, but I believe this is incorrect. Many such cases have been ruled that evidence obtained by a private citizen committing a crime is allowed to be used in prosecution as long as the obtaining of the evidence illegally was not directed by the government and done without the government's prior knowledge.

I believe more modern cases which allow private citizen hacking evidence to be used all goes back to:

Burdeau v. McDowell, 256 U.S. 465 (1921)

Argued April 11, 12, 1921

Decided June 1, 1921

1. The United States may retain for use as evidence in the criminal prosecution of their owner incriminating documents which are turned over to it by private individuals who procured them, without the participation or knowledge of any government official, through a wrongful search of the owner's private desk and papers in an office. P. 256 U. S. 474.

 

[Swole McPole]

And laughing about the anal joke.

You know, generally ex-girlfriends will tend to have a pretty good idea what you'd like to do sexually. But if that happens to be taking a big thick one up your arse you probably don't want them sharing that on social media.

But hey, when you dump your mistress to go back to your wife, that bitch is gonna get a little salty and not worry so much about your feelings when you cared so little about hers.

Rekieta working hard to keep her onside though. Presumably, she's still living rent-free in the Cuckolding Lodge at Balldo Manor?

 

[Windy Moors]

Moar, moar, moar, yes, yes, yes.

My big question of this whole fiasco is why did Nick sound like Tommy Tooter on Melton's show?

 

[Oliver Onions]

This has been my theory all along, the only caveat is she allowing it because she's still drug addled? Or has she gone radio silent, and doesn't know?

When did we last get proof of life, the omnibus? I know she posts on Instagram occasionally but if, hypothetically speaking, someone had murdered her and took her phone it wouldn't be too difficult to use old photos to keep up appearances for at least a while.

Why you would want to do something like this I have no idea, but as we've previously established trying to understand Nick's motivations leads only to madness.