💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%

  • Total voters
    696
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My suspicion of this being nick has gone up to 99.99% :story:
It's hard to tell what's going on here, whether they're tweeting together and swapping phones, whether April has picked up Nick's mannerisms and speech patterns, or it's just Nick using her phone while she's zonked out on something. If it is Nick then she doesn't seem to mind Nick posing as her.

I'd prefer to starve.
 
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It's like the iceberg that the Titanic hit, if it were shat out by a thousand Thermians.

Nick, we're not buying.
 
This April shit feels like another Nick style gay op like what he tried to do with the sean superchats impersonating shit. Edit: That can of sphegetti os is probably looking really appealing to the kids right now.
 
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Okay kissing up to Nick's Daddy Dick Masterson. Yes that does raise suspicions that it's Nick gayopping. But I say it's either Nick or the real Ape.

It's also 5:40 AM in the morning in Minnesota, which is Real Nigga Hours that Nick is generally up at. Still I do think it's either Nick or April. Maybe someone down to touch poo could message April letting her know there's an imposter on Twitter. If someone was impersonating me I'd want to openly clarify it was fraud.
 
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It could be Nick, it could be April, but the one thing I’m sure of is that cocaine covered hands typed those messages.
 
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Okay kissing up to Nick's Daddy Dick Masterson. Yes that does raise suspicions that it's Nick gayopping. But I say it's either Nick or the real Ape.
If Ape is attempting to Monkey Branch to Dick then she's likely gonna get passed off to Vito, Riley, Digitroon, Melton, or one of his other hangers-on. The best (worst?) timeline is her ending up in Mexico living in a tin shack with the Ralphamale.
 
Smells of gayop. The insane amount of activity on Twitter for April (an account who had been pretty silent) combined with Nick's hostage style locals streams are doing the same thing - desperately and repeatedly stating they aren't together and that it is just Nick, Kayla and the kiddos at home.

Like why else would April go out of her way to say she set up a computer? You can post on Twitter with a phone, most people do. It's to let the world know that wherever she is, she isn't with Nick.

It just feels like they're desperately trying to establish distance for some reason.
 
Like why else would April go out of her way to say she set up a computer? You can post on Twitter with a phone, most people do. It's to let the world know that wherever she is, she isn't with Nick.
Then why did April go to court from Nicky's stream room and Nicky also appeared in the same room?
Didn't this retarded shit start before the court date?
I know Nicky is low IQ and swiss cheesed his brain but between him and Ape they could have realized that her just appearing in court of her phone would have been a better idea. Or at least her lawyer would have said so.
 
Nick has been beta testing his post-conviction narrative on his new boyfriend, who is convinced it will destroy Aaron's life. But he can't say what it is because "it's still going on... it's still happening... he [Aaron] doesn't know he's still stepping in dogshit every step...":

Melton escalates the flirting and informs Nick he wants to be on top:
 
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It just feels like they're desperately trying to establish distance for some reason.
Yes, but surely this begs the question - where was April living prior to her getting a new place?

We all know, everyone who has been following this knows, but until she started making it very clear she didn't live with Nick it could have been an open question in court. I fail to see how confirming you don't live with Nick some 6 months later is relevant to anything.

Pointless legal scheming and nonsense has Rekeita Law written all over it. Bitch, take a plea!
 
That "dish" Nick made would've been less repugnant had he used real cheese.
Sadly you don't have that in murica.
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Is there even cheese in that dish? I was not able to identify any part of it. At first, I thought he made cauliflower in bechamel.
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It can look kind of slop-y if you don't care about the presentation. Apparently, what he made is supposed to be biscuits and gravy, which uses what appears to me as a sausage-infused version of bechamel sauce.
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What he's come up with is more like gravy and the illusion of biscuit. Why is everything he makes so excessively fatty? Do recovering cokeheads begin to crave fat all of a sudden, as their malnutrition catches up?

I love food autism-posting so much. I wish Rekieta a million more Locals cooking streams! Billions must eat slop.
 
If Ape is attempting to Monkey Branch to Dick then she's likely gonna get passed off to Vito, Riley, Digitroon, Melton, or one of his other hangers-on. The best (worst?) timeline is her ending up in Mexico living in a tin shack with the Ralphamale.
Her fate as a piece of meat passed around in Dick's freak show is about as apt as I can imagine. May he'll pimp her out like mint salad?
 
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