What is your personal preferred Christianity Denomination? - Because why not?

[WelperHelper99]

I demand an explanation for the green jello thing.

also:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dgjcYk-MIEc

Jello just got popular in Utah. That is it. Same with funeral potatoes.

 

[WULULULULU]

Catholic Church is the one true Church which Jesus founded.

Kill yourself. The Pope will never see Jesus and God in Heaven and he will see his fate in Hell for exploiting the religion.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Kill yourself. The Pope will never see Jesus and God in Heaven and he will see his fate in Hell for exploiting the religion.

There have been bad Popes before, this is no biggie.

How does it feel to be a 200 year old zoomer?

@WelperHelper99 facedox

 

[WelperHelper99]

@WelperHelper99 facedox

Bro I wish I was a robot, I'd be able to do a alignment on my car i just found out i needed without taking it to a shop and shelling out $100.

 

[Tobias Rieper]

How come?

Joseph Smith had really nice hair.

Not Christian.

Why?

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Why?

Unitarian

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

There have been bad Popes before, this is no biggie.


@WelperHelper99 facedox
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Are you a Vatican II coper as well?

 

[SwanSwanson]

I'm not a Christian I'm a muslim

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Mormons because I am one. Faggots can seethe. Have been for the past 200 years.

Nigger you're not Christian.

 

[Tobias Rieper]

Unitarian

I don't know what you're talking about but I agree nonetheless.

 

[Eschaton Aggravate]

For me it would be Dutch Reformed, or any Calvinist denomination.

 

[LadyOfWisdom]

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Christian gnosticism.

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

There aren't different denominations. You are with christ or against Him

 

[AMHOLIO]

There aren't different denominations. You are with christ or against Him

Are Mormons with Christ or against Him?

 

[No. 7 cat]

There's no preference when there's only the Truth of the Holy Catholic Faith.

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

Are Mormons with Christ or against Him?

Against. They follow false prophecies that never came true and made up their own books

 

[Kapros]

I'm Eastern Orthodox!

 

[Str8Bustah]

One Christ, One Church, One Body.
IC XC NI KA

 

[GoysGoneWild]

Calvinism because if you're going to accept the foundational arguments of Christianity, they're the ones who took it all to its correct logical conclusion.

Everyone else is just coping and seething for 500 years because they can't accept that.

Mormons are also pretty cool with their planets and non trinitarianism and shit.