🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 27 1.0%

  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 147 5.3%

  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 382 13.8%

  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 555 20.1%

  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 425 15.4%

  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 329 11.9%

  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 205 7.4%

  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 696 25.2%
  • Total voters
    2,766
Ruin said:
This person is so fucking confusing to look at. She actually has really pretty bone structure so it's jarring as hell to see an relatively attractive face on a Jabba The Hutt body.
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That's probably what got her modelling gigs, that the fat hadn't yet creeped up to her face, or even her neck and chin to the extent it didn't require a ridiculous amount of shooping. To my eyes that seems like more and more a thing of the past, as in her extended fifteen minutes of fame are hopefully almost over.

Contra that, how she EVER got work with those arms is a mystery to me, and perhaps makes my optimism a bit premature. Scary and always have been. Like something out of a 1950s horror movie. Wiggling and jiggling and seemingly bigger than her head. Wonder if she's had her blood pressure checked this decade.
 
Axiom said:
Is anybody else surprised by how preposterously small her feet look? It would be funny if it wasn't so sad - she looks like a spinning top, balancing on a pinpoint. I couldn't find any immediately available information about her shoe size online, so for all I know she's standing on a pair of size 9s and making them look that dinky under her elephantine mass. Either way it looks ridiculous when someone approaching 400+lbs looks like they could easily shoe shop in the kid's section.
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Dog Prom 3D said:
Look up BeccaBae/fattyvixen. She takes fashion photos sometimes and her feet look like she must wear an adult size five in shoes. Then one day she began adding sizes and brands to her picks and and ahe wears an American size 10-11. Her body so dwarfs her feet that she looks like her feet are tiny in length. It's nuts.
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Fun fact: morbidly obese women sometimes end up having to go up a size or two in shoes. I've sold a pair of size 10 wide boots to a woman who couldn't have been taller than 5'3" but she was like a size 26. I didn't believe her at first because that's the same size I wear and I'm seven inches taller than her. But no, they fit and she happily bought them.
 
fire_fly said:
Fun fact: morbidly obese women sometimes end up having to go up a size or two in shoes. I've sold a pair of size 10 wide boots to a woman who couldn't have been taller than 5'3" but she was like a size 26. I didn't believe her at first because that's the same size I wear and I'm seven inches taller than her. But no, they fit and she happily bought them.
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Height and shoe size don't necessarily correlate. I know a guy who's 6'6" and another who's over 7', and both of them wear a smaller shoe than Boything, who is 5'6".

Granted, it's always sad and gross to see someone who has to buy shoes bigger than they reasonably should need because their obesity has made even their feet fat. My in laws come up way too much in threads about fat people, but my mother in law has to buy her shoes at least a full size, and sometimes two full sizes, larger than she used to wear to accommodate her fat feet. Then has to deal with a good two inches of extra space in the toe. The bones in her feet are starting to warp and splay and she's getting hammer toes because the bones can't handle her massive, massive weight. I would assume Tess has similar problems...
 
Axiom said:
Is anybody else surprised by how preposterously small her feet look? It would be funny if it wasn't so sad - she looks like a spinning top, balancing on a pinpoint. I couldn't find any immediately available information about her shoe size online, so for all I know she's standing on a pair of size 9s and making them look that dinky under her elephantine mass. Either way it looks ridiculous when someone approaching 400+lbs looks like they could easily shoe shop in the kid's section.
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On a related note, I wonder if that's why the horrendously fat usually fail to realise just how much food they are shovelling into themselves. When you're that enormous, a quadruple bypass burger from Heart Attack Grill is, proportionally, almost a normal-sized sandwich. It's a funny optical illusion.
 
Blobfish was very accurate btw. The craters make the eyes.

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Axiom said:
The bones in her feet are starting to warp and splay and she's getting hammer toes because the bones can't handle her massive, massive weight. I would assume Tess has similar problems...
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Yes.

She has as extra big toe's worth of space between her big toe and her second toe due to the bones in her feet spreading under her weight.

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Axiom said:
Height and shoe size don't necessarily correlate. I know a guy who's 6'6" and another who's over 7', and both of them wear a smaller shoe than Boything, who is 5'6".

Granted, it's always sad and gross to see someone who has to buy shoes bigger than they reasonably should need because their obesity has made even their feet fat. My in laws come up way too much in threads about fat people, but my mother in law has to buy her shoes at least a full size, and sometimes two full sizes, larger than she used to wear to accommodate her fat feet. Then has to deal with a good two inches of extra space in the toe. The bones in her feet are starting to warp and splay and she's getting hammer toes because the bones can't handle her massive, massive weight. I would assume Tess has similar problems...
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Amen. I'm the same height as my mom and she wears size 8 women's. I wear size 8 men's... or approximately size 10 women's shoes. I have the same shoe size as my dad, who is taller than me.
ShortPoppy said:
On a related note, I wonder if that's why the horrendously fat usually fail to realise just how much food they are shovelling into themselves. When you're that enormous, a quadruple bypass burger from Heart Attack Grill is, proportionally, almost a normal-sized sandwich. It's a funny optical illusion.
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That's a big part of the reason. Their stomachs are so stretched out that it take way more food than it should to feel full. Then they stretch more, compounding the problem.

They need to be reminded what a proper portion size is.
 
How was my last comment rated Powerlevel? My God, people don't think that's a photo of me, do they? It's that other woman discussed in this thread, Becca. *shiver*

Can you imagine walking in high heels with that much weight? How do the heels not snap right off?
 
So who is bigger? Amberlynn, Tess, or Amy Slaton?

My guess is Amy but not by much. AL and Tess are about the same, close to 500 lbs.
 
I'm pretty sure Tess's ego in particular outweighs them all by at least 3 lbs. minimum.
 
I still think AL is the biggest but they are probably all within the 20lbs of each other
 
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