Technically battery. Assault is the threat of harm, battery is the act of inflicting harm. My guess is that he threw a hot drink on someone, and tardraged long enough for the cops to arrive.
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“But when the main character does that on TV, everyone cheers!”
Jacques1194
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"I have boobs for Christ's sake" Wow, how transphobic! Doesn't he realize that "body parts don't equal gender" and that not all women have boobs?
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Something tells me we'll see this troon again. Or his wife becoming a transwidow.
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His wife looks like she's on some sort of spectrum so she'll probably stick around until he remembers he's just a gay man and fucks around with some dude
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This and the fact that he even stuck around long enough for the cops to show up makes me think there’s at least even odds that he called the cops himself
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Imagine thinking pouring a drink on someone is acceptable. I don't even want to get drink on myself.
PigFarm
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This dude liked being a man but for some reason trooned out cause his face "made him want to puke." So now he makes up a bunch of issues he believes women should have, that he's totes experienced while "womaning for 6 months."
Issues such as...having to wear makeup at work. Cause apparently that's mandatory now or something.
Also, a guy mansplained to him in a videogame cause he totes sounds like a girl! Nothing to do with how his fake girl voice likely just made him sound like he was a retard with a speech impediment, and sucks at the game.
i didnt realize that these were the issues that should be impacting my life as a biological woman.
Issues such as...having to wear makeup at work. Cause apparently that's mandatory now or something.
Also, a guy mansplained to him in a videogame cause he totes sounds like a girl! Nothing to do with how his fake girl voice likely just made him sound like he was a retard with a speech impediment, and sucks at the game.
i didnt realize that these were the issues that should be impacting my life as a biological woman.
Is it normal that I kinda liked being a man?
This post is mostly me venting.
Why do I have to do this? I was not a complete failure as a man. I liked being a man. I liked being taken seriously by the people around me instead of being mansplained to. I had friends, genuine deep decade-long friendships with "other" men that I still treasure very much. I liked my "male" hobbies, things like Dnd or video games. I was good at them, and I was included in these spaces by default, it was assumed I belonged. I was smart, I was sociable, I applied myself at work and got things done. my boss and my coworkers all like the "male" me that they've know for years now. Fuck dude, I even like masculinity itself. I like being strong and independent and athletic and competent, valued for what I could do.
And now, through no fault of my own, I have to roll the dice on all of that.
Sure, I can still play video games, but try going into your average Overwatch lobby sounding like a girl and let me know how you get treated. I met this guy recently who was also into my specific brand of Dnd, and he talked over me and mansplained stuff to me for like 30 minutes. If I was a guy I'd have been an equal. And my old friends, they're still cool, but it's different. No longer a bunch of boys hanging out, now there's a girl there. It's awkward. They just have a hard time being friends with a girl the same way they would with a guy. Maybe I've changed too, in more ways than gender.
I'm about to come out at work; my coworkers are generally conservative, which means that even though they probably won't fire me, I'll suddenly have to go out of my way to correct people on my name, my pronouns, probably for weeks or months. And even if they accept me, suddenly I'll have to jump through a bunch of hoops I never did before, because now my appearance matters. I'll have to do makeup every day or people will treat me worse. I have to spend time and money getting my hair done, doing skincare, buying outfits. Or my gender itself will be questioned. Yeah, that stuff is fun sometimes, but to have to do it all, every day, whether I want to or not?
But I have to transition, because being on testosterone made me feel like death and seeing my male face made me want to vomit. Nowadays, getting gendered correctly makes me feel a kind of fulfillment that I never knew I was missing. I've been on E for a year and a half, and I can actually see myself in the mirror. The joy that has brought me is indescribable. I'm way past the point where I would ever turn back.
I just. I think that, objectively, being a man is much, much easier than being a woman. And I don't want to give that up. Who would? I know what women go through, I've gone through some of it too and I've only been womaning for like 6 months. Who would choose to make their life worse in almost every way? But I have to, because I'm trans. It just sucks.
This post is mostly me venting.
Why do I have to do this? I was not a complete failure as a man. I liked being a man. I liked being taken seriously by the people around me instead of being mansplained to. I had friends, genuine deep decade-long friendships with "other" men that I still treasure very much. I liked my "male" hobbies, things like Dnd or video games. I was good at them, and I was included in these spaces by default, it was assumed I belonged. I was smart, I was sociable, I applied myself at work and got things done. my boss and my coworkers all like the "male" me that they've know for years now. Fuck dude, I even like masculinity itself. I like being strong and independent and athletic and competent, valued for what I could do.
And now, through no fault of my own, I have to roll the dice on all of that.
Sure, I can still play video games, but try going into your average Overwatch lobby sounding like a girl and let me know how you get treated. I met this guy recently who was also into my specific brand of Dnd, and he talked over me and mansplained stuff to me for like 30 minutes. If I was a guy I'd have been an equal. And my old friends, they're still cool, but it's different. No longer a bunch of boys hanging out, now there's a girl there. It's awkward. They just have a hard time being friends with a girl the same way they would with a guy. Maybe I've changed too, in more ways than gender.
I'm about to come out at work; my coworkers are generally conservative, which means that even though they probably won't fire me, I'll suddenly have to go out of my way to correct people on my name, my pronouns, probably for weeks or months. And even if they accept me, suddenly I'll have to jump through a bunch of hoops I never did before, because now my appearance matters. I'll have to do makeup every day or people will treat me worse. I have to spend time and money getting my hair done, doing skincare, buying outfits. Or my gender itself will be questioned. Yeah, that stuff is fun sometimes, but to have to do it all, every day, whether I want to or not?
But I have to transition, because being on testosterone made me feel like death and seeing my male face made me want to vomit. Nowadays, getting gendered correctly makes me feel a kind of fulfillment that I never knew I was missing. I've been on E for a year and a half, and I can actually see myself in the mirror. The joy that has brought me is indescribable. I'm way past the point where I would ever turn back.
I just. I think that, objectively, being a man is much, much easier than being a woman. And I don't want to give that up. Who would? I know what women go through, I've gone through some of it too and I've only been womaning for like 6 months. Who would choose to make their life worse in almost every way? But I have to, because I'm trans. It just sucks.
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You were not on testosterone, you absolute plonker. It is a hormone that is produced endogenously in your normal male body. You are technically on 'E', and you are in delulu-land.
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Since I'm having a slow night, here's some more examples of BPD, psychosis and pure entitlement. Eternalcrepes should rename himself to eternalcreeper
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Quick, anyone know how a bong can vote for Trump?
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Hell, the first girl I ever liked in High School had a chest like a ten-year-old boy, but she made up for it by having a really great ass.
I love Trannies want to claim body and clothing have nothing to do with Gender but then try to use them to feel "Validated" they really are just talking out of their asses.
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Pooner: hey, let’s reclaim zippertits, it actually sounds kinda cool
Asian: hey! Zippertits sounds like a slur used against my people! Fuckin white trans people wanting slurs to reclaim, smh
Other people: wait, what slur is this? Can I google it? Is zippertits just a slur for white trans men or…? What is even going on?
Asian: hey! Zippertits sounds like a slur used against my people! Fuckin white trans people wanting slurs to reclaim, smh
Other people: wait, what slur is this? Can I google it? Is zippertits just a slur for white trans men or…? What is even going on?
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Of course it's awkward. There's a weird cross-dressing pervert where their friend used to be.
You know jack shit.
PigFarm
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This is just funny. Can't say a made up word cause it sounds too much like another made up word, since they both have zipper in it.
I bet these Asian kids bitching were raised in the US and the closest they've been to their roots is the Chinese takeout at the mall
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Troons / pooners are the main character in the TV show in their head.
To be fair, not the only ones. It's a common affliction these days.
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What about soyboy then? Asians eat food made from soy. Soyboy is anti asian too then. Also I'd say soy is culinary appropriation so from now everything made from and with soy is forbidden for non-asians.
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judegdubey
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Your making it sound like he brought it on himself, did you not see..
See it's totally not the tards fault he's a degenerate and dillusional tranny!