💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.7%
  • Total voters
    687
Kalea said:
Hello my fellow farmers. 🧛‍♀️
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Summary:
February, 2023, skelly claims he did drugs outside of the country.
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- He was also malding over "Kiwi Farms" archiving his hedonistic LOCALS chat
- Claims we call Our Wife a whore constantly which isn't true, the thread last year was still wishing him to pull up. Sure, some were doing that but most weren't. I don't think I've called her a whore yet.
- Kalea also displays her three digits IQ by saying sharing nudes and lewds with strangers is a bad idea.
- She invokes God to try and steer skelly back onto the right track.
- Skelly says he's been exploring his relation with God and several epiphanies hit. We all know what this "exploration" truly led to.

June, 2023, Kalea was demodded over one joke. "How's Energii King?"
- Skelly couldn't tell if it was a joke or not.
- It turns out that Kalea did more than just mop up his chat for free, she also maintained his linktree.
- The "breakup" of relations appeared to be amicable.
- Honestly, not trying to be mean or anything, Skelly seemed like the "woman" in this situation. Histrionic and whiney. That's how he views women, and he was acting exactly like that. His gay wamen comments were just his homosexual projection.

Recent, or 28th of October, 2024 as I am writing this:
- Prompted by Skelly getting BIG MAD at ElissaClips.
- Skelly followed Ricardo and Romaine because they liked him, they didn't fuck. Totally. Didn't.
- Skelly brings up a female dancer that got pregnant and was at risk of losing her job, who was likely Laverne.
@Not Who You Think made a few posts about her: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-19682508

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Okay, Patrick Rekielinson.
We did not get fucked. Nerd. That is your fantasy. Enjoy a million dollars.
He specifically said "we didn't get fucked", which excludes them doing the fucking, or one of them being fucked at one time while the other watches.
It also excludes penetration with devices such as the balldo, contents from his field kit, and so on.
Go figure.
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Gross. That's fucking disgusting.
>What the fuck business of yours was any of it?
You fucking retard you shared that nude beach photo which caused me to come up with tripod copes.
Why did you share it if it wasn't anyone's business you fucking retarded ballo-wearing cuck hedonist skelly zoosadist rockspider-shielding druggie freak nigger?
Your daughter tested positive for cocaine metabolites. You freak. How did that happen?

- Skelly bitched about this constantly, now he's found another new word called "boundaries". Well done. Could have set that before your BBC cuck queen vacation, fag.
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Somewhere in his retard alcohol-pickled cracked up brain does this make any fucking sense.

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Sure.
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Also this: https://www.vidnoz.com/ai-solutions/how-to-make-a-vtuber-avatar.html
Lipsync: https://graphicmama.com/blog/need-a-talking-avatar-here-are-your-options/
I'm pretty sure there are drag and drop solutions. Load in audio and load in Skelly Vtuber, export video. That's one extra step on top of clipping.
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... :story:
Fucking fag. Imagine trying to imitate Juju. How embarrassing.
 
A tranny tries to fight nature and tries to become a woman, yet the more it tries, the more nature turns him into a mockery of his ideal.
Rekieta is a kike who fights nature and tries to become a catholic, and now nature has turned him into a mockery of what he wished to be.
So, the lessons are that you cannot fight your inate nature and that Rekieta is a tranny.
Big brain energy!
 
It takes quite a bit of effort to make Patrick not only look smarter and more sane than you, but also manlier. That womanly PMS ridden meltdown was worthy of a Meridian swine with no name.
Patrick is still fat, however.
 
AltisticRight said:
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Throught most of this conversation all i can hear are the echos of Boogie saying, "giving her the real fuck she deserves... Big black bull filling her with cock meat." Nick is becoming so many other cows at once. He is on the Ralph content cycle of nothing for months then some bombshell out of left field. Channeling his inn Fatrick on Twitter. Finally with the sexual energy of Boogie with hookers and BBC.
A version with Nick's face instead would be kino.
 
AltisticRight said:
You fucking retard you shared that nude beach photo which caused me to come up with tripod copes.
Why did you share it if it wasn't anyone's business you fucking retarded ballo-wearing cuck hedonist skelly zoosadist rockspider-shielding druggie freak nigger?
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Nick definitely has holes in his head if he genuinely thinks he can cry "MUH PRIVACY" at this stage.
If you're broadcasting your degeneracy to the world, then you will have to live with the consequences.

There's a simple test you can apply before uploading an image or video of yourself to the internet - I call it the "Grandma test."
Before uploading, ask yourself "Am I ok with my grandma seeing this?" because once something's on the internet, then it's theoretically possible for grandma to see it.
Don't want grandma to see it? Don't upload it. Better yet, delete it.
 
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Before uploading, ask yourself "Am I ok with my grandma seeing this?" because once something's on the internet, there's a chance (however slim) that grandma is gonna see it.
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From what we know about his family and specifically his upbringing, the answer to this question:
"Am I ok with my grandma seeing this?"
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Is this:
Yes.
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AltisticRight said:
From what we know about his family and specifically his upbringing, the answer to this question:

Is this:
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It's all fun and sex games until mom has to move in with you and ask you multiple times a day why your wife is comatose in bed and you have a BPD whore on a literal leash.
GOD MOM YOU ARE JUST SO UNCOOL.
 
AltisticRight said:
Why did you share it if it wasn't anyone's business you fucking retarded ballo-wearing cuck hedonist skelly zoosadist rockspider-shielding druggie freak nigger?
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This question brings the Narcissist’s Prayer to mind as a potential answer:

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
 
Listening to Nick talk about how the governments evil and that he can't wait till he can actually talk about everything reminds me of an old windows computer where the prompt box gets stuck on screen and it just reopens if you hit ok, cancel or the X button.

I think this just me accepting that Nicks brain is probably damaged beyond repair.
 
AltisticRight said:
Fucking fag. Imagine trying to imitate Juju. How embarrassing.
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He has been doing it for months and outright mimicking for days now.

Remember, folks, the guy calling you nerds was talking anime with the Jamaican bulls railing his wife while he watched/ fluffed in between. I cant think of more of a Prom King move... well, maybe I can: Juju would be outright blowing them after they shoot their loads.
 
So can someone explain to me how is it so hard to not post your embarrassing moments on Internet? Like is it impossible to not post or say something you don't want other people to discuss or bring up later?
 
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