💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%
  • Total voters
    694
Fuck me, I find it exhausting reading these DMs, I really can't imagine being a grown man and wanting to have all these little side conversations with your most loyal followers.
 
Theres a timeline somewhere out there where the black hooker didn't abort, and Nick is forced to run around Minnesota with some ugly half nigger baby while desperately trying to swing with other couples. lmao
 
BigPeanut said:
It’s funny I never really thought of him as a nerd, but overuse of nerd made me reflect on how much of a fucking nerd he is. He shined a spotlight right on his nerdiness

He was a virgin male cheerleader in COLLEGE who never got a crumb of pussy untill he married a trekkie, created a wholesome Christian dad YouTube channel, then started partying at age 45 due to a nerd’s midlife crisis, while calling himself mr CHAOS.
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Jesus when you see it all laid out like that it really underlines what an utter faggot this weedy little cuck is.
The nerd shit is pure projection. Balldo is so desperate to be anyone other than himself. How the fuck does a guy with no shoulders stuff anyone in a fucking locker? Its fucking sad to see a guy out all his mental hangups on display, if he wasn't such an unlikeable cuck that is.
He is though so it's just funny. He's burning down his life for our amusement to prove how cool he is.
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ChromaQuack said:
🕯️🕯️🕯️PRAYERS FOR JAMAL ABORTKIETA, HE NEVER MADE IT 🕯️🕯️🕯️
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Liar.
Jamal is alive and well.
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RU486 said:
Fuck me, I find it exhausting reading these DMs, I really can't imagine being a grown man and wanting to have all these little side conversations with your most loyal followers.
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I can’t imagine being a grown man and having any of these argument committed to word like this. It reads not just like narcissistic arguing, but like narcissistic arguing from a jilted woman. It’s uncanny.
 
AnOminous said:
Remember that this faggot piece of shit will claim clipping isn't fair use but as soon as his flaggot threats force people to quote shorter things, he'll start faggily, nasally screeching about "out of context."

So he paid for an abortion, possibly one he was responsible for.
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You know, rather than cope and seethe, you’d think that a better course of action would be to apologize to people like “John” as well as the audience in general, admit you’re a very flawed human being, and try to rebuild your career through putting in the work: REGULAR streams (legal show, not degenerate coom streams.)

(And settle his retarded lawsuit and publicly apologize to Monty.)

Maybe a small percentage of his old audience would find it in their hearts to ignore the past two years, and would enjoy his show again.

Then Nick could walk a little prouder, knowing that he’s not just a drug addled cuck, but makes a living and provides for his family.

Then again, maybe I’m just a nerd who doesn’t understand how awesome it is to send 10$ superchats to gross pedophiles like Melton on the regular, and how awesome it is never to have to admit you’re wrong.
 
Everytime Balldo flails his limp wrists in impotent rage divine karma felts him harder than before.
Universe is intent on buck breaking Nick Rekieta.
 
I sure hope April's not counting on Nick to support her tonight ahead of her hearing tomorrow. He'll be too busy seething over the Kalea leaks.

Wonder where April is going to Zoom in from.

RU486 said:
Fuck me, I find it exhausting reading these DMs, I really can't imagine being a grown man and wanting to have all these little side conversations with your most loyal followers.
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If Nick had real life friends he wouldn't need to form parasocial relationships with his followers. That he has done so repeatedly and set up online spaces specifically for that purpose says a lot about how much time and attention he devotes to his real life.
 
Welp. An aborted mulatto child is really not the October surprise I think anyone expected. Man this is some Ralph tier shit. Keep it up Balldo! This NERD is extremely entertained on this fine Monday night.
 
Mourning_Cloak said:
Well shit guys. I guess we should pour one out for Nick's unborn Jamaican mulatto child he paid $1,000 buckerinos to murder like the Christian trad dad he is. Wew lad.
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He paid them $500 each for the “performance” with Qayla, he even admits that is how it works there later on by coping he isn’t a fat woman. He just pays for the same services they partake in, when his dick doesn’t work and Kayla is on molly. Aaron told the story of him watching when he couldn’t get it up while Qayla presumably left him to run with the bulls.
 
None More Black said:
go to a swinger event in jamaica, only sleep with your wife, pay for some random chick's abortion? okay, well, at least i know you never lie about anything. good job, nick.
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I got curious, and there are literally tons of nudist resorts. And apparently many of them hate swingers and kick them out immediately if they try to get handsy, because they just want to be naked and are sick and tired of being confused with swingers and cucks.

All I’m saying is: If Nick just wanted to be a nudist, he sure screwed the pooch by going to a swingers resort.

He’s literally acting like a guy busted in a crackhouse bust going: “Whaaaa? I was only looking for some weed! This is a mistake officer!”
 
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I wonder what type of anime Nick enjoys and would talk about with the Jamaican male dancers or others... if only there was an image showcasing him owning a physical copy of an anime...Oh wait! It's the infamous underage rape anime, Redo of Healer!
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(Ages ranged from 14 to 16 if my memory is correct)
Edit: Only huge dorky nerds own physical copies of their favorite anime, like Nick! :story:
Edit 2: It's even the uncensored and uncut version! :hah:
 
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Shame this happened right after MATI. At least we can wait a week to let everything settle before Friday's funfest. We should have all our ducks in a row to see what is theory and what is fact by then I hope. Not like Racket's spiral is stopping here or anytime soon, anyway.
 
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