💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%
  • Total voters
    694
Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
I can’t tell, is he saying he paid for this exotic dancer’s baby appointments because she was getting fired, or did Nick “Trad Dad” Rekieta pay for her abortion so she WOULDN’T get fired? Am I going crazy?

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I think the funniest way to take this is imagining Nick has a 6th, half-black, child running around Jamaica right now.
 
DickMain said:
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"Look, a lot of people have been "trolling" me and there is trolling, and then there's the repeated implications that I'm cheating on my wife or that she is a whore, or that we're in some sort of cuckold relationship."

Has Nick been living under a rock?
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The date on that message was June 2023. Full Balldo denial on all sexual topics was still in effect then. He was still a trad christian dad exploring his sexuality with his wife in celebration of their monogamy to keep his marriage fresh. Even though its right to conclude now that he was almost certainly a heavy coke user by then and if Camelot is to be believed was also doing prostitutes.
 
Strix454 said:
That story didn't make things better Nick. You would have looked better if you admitted to sex with the dancers.
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That story didn’t make any sense whatsoever.

They heard she got pregnant when they got back home? How? Why not ask the person they heard it from?

(And why tf would you support a shitty place like that with your business?!)

Or they heard it while they were at the resort, and only weeks later, when they were back home, decided to try and help?!

Very strange.
 
Nick casually admitting to paying $1,000 to "discreetly" cover medical expenses for a Jamaican dancer's verboten pregnancy just because he and his wife "liked" her?

What a time to be alive. The real 2024 October surprise had nothing to do with the election.
 
If shit gets any worse; we're gonna have a Christmas stream with Sean, both Josh's, the Casino, and why the fuck not, Anna Kasparian. Everyone's gonna be drunk and screaming for Anna to join them.
 
Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
I can’t tell, is he saying he paid for this exotic dancer’s baby appointments because she was getting fired, or did Nick “Trad Dad” Rekieta pay for her abortion so she WOULDN’T get fired? Am I going crazy?

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Why did they have contact details for the male dancers and not the pregnant female dancer? Hmmm

We knew Nick going after Elissa wouldn't end well, but who would have predicted this?
 
Kalea said:
Hello my fellow farmers. 🧛‍♀️
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Why is it that every time I am going to sleep something big drops on the Balldosphere? :lossmanjack:
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Context for his first message: I trolled his locals chat big time and they all cried to Nick.
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"People decided I was trying to have sex with fans..." he says that as if this clip did no exist! :story:
Bonus mandy song.
 
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If the attempt to retroactively make boundaries around information he himself released wasn’t already womanly behavior, the attempt to redirect further discussion by accusing the other person of not caring about his feelings is. The best evidence that Kayla wasn’t cucking him in Jamaica or with Aaron is that he’s clearly such a demonstrable faggot here that it could only have been Nick sucking cock this entire time.
 
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Well, I think he recently discovered the pitfall with always being vague and "you don't have all the details". Once he was confronted with additional information, he had to scramble and come up with new details fast. It's either:

Option A: He went to Hedonism II to discuss anime with black bulls while also giving $1000 to a random Jamaican woman because she got pregnant.

Option B: He's a degenerate cuckold who gets pleasure from watching multiple, black dongs slam into his wife without protection.

Now that he's admitted going to Hedonism II, which option is it Kiwibros and Kiwisistahs?
 
Well shit guys. I guess we should pour one out for Nick's unborn Jamaican mulatto child he paid $1,000 buckerinos to murder like the Christian trad dad he is. Wew lad.
 
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