💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
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    699
not trying to simp for rackets, but the guy got famous over nite then more famous then more famous. is there a rock star clause in insanity?

what is happening to rackets is ever episode of behind the music, is there a legal defense?
not william stenchever said:
We'll have to consult the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil's Komptroller of the Kurrency to see if we have room in the budget.
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nigger I aint buying it for you, Im buying it for my own amusement, if you want to do the work with the cameras ill rent it to you.
 
Potatoherder said:
Nick isn't a nerd, he is the people nerds used to beat up: dweeb.

BBN is claiming it was denied without direct proof. Earlier they claimed to have a person going to the hearing. Their source also said Nick was there but only outside the court.
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I figured that someone would go to the hearing and report back. I guess she didn't take a plea deal then and this is going to drag on forever.
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Any news of Kayla’s ruined Omnibussy? @Fapcop is interested.
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I’m particularly interested in any courtroom sightings of a sweet Kayla appearing alone, or with her sister and with teary eyes/clutching a handkerchief.

If anyone gets close enough to see what games/dating apps she has on her phone, I’d greatly appreciate a tip!

Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
. Why does Nick at what, 40 sound like a 18 year old freshman who thinks he's top of the town because his girlfriend let him "open" his relationship while he is at college?
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Because he’s a nerd who tried hard to get laid in college and failed catastrophically.

But ultimately managed to land a hot cheerleader through some kind of weasel-tier PUA moves and manipulation.

Rather than praise his lucky stars that a sad, weakly geek like himself managed to score a 8/10 hottie, he kept all that sexual frustration bottled up for two decades, jerking off compulsively and dreaming of strange pussy.

When he finally hit it big enough to attract some attention from sexually frustrated wine moms, it all came crashing down and he decided to torch his life, career and marriage.
 
repentance said:
I figured that someone would go to the hearing and report back. I guess she didn't take a plea deal then and this is going to drag on forever.
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From the case thread.
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While I'm not sure since it isn't explicit about what exactly is under advisement or what submissions are ordered, I'd think the most likely possibility is the probable cause motion to suppress. Under advisement means the judge will decide later, presumably after receiving the state's opposition.
 
Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
See above. The spelling was pointed out by others in the thread during the tweeting spree but there’s clearly nothing to it.
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Okay that makes sense. I didn't see that and thought you had made it up out of nowhere. (EDIT: I've edited the post to refer back to this)

The source appears to be this brand new account. Three total messages, with the other two being in the Melton thread. The proof that the spelling was wrong was a screenshot of one tweet from Aaron, but apparently omits the fact that Aaron has used both spellings (and only used "Gordy" within the first week of getting the dog in 2022; all tweets afterwards use the "Gourdy" spelling)
Cheezits0 said:
So "April" knows how to spell supplant but can't spell the name of her dog, who she loves so much. Weird.
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Potatoherder said:
BBN is claiming it was denied without direct proof. Earlier they claimed to have a person going to the hearing. Their source also said Nick was there but only outside the court.
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The latest docket update (see the update from the legal case thread here) says "under advisement". I think the "we have @Kinochet at home" guy is falling into @Kinochet tricks.
 
Fascist Kirk said:
not trying to simp for rackets, but the guy got famous over nite then more famous then more famous. is there a rock star clause in insanity?

what is happening to rackets is ever episode of behind the music, is there a legal defense?

nigger I aint buying it for you, Im buying it for my own amusement, if you want to do the work with the cameras ill rent it to you.
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A post so nice you made it twice
Fascist Kirk said:
not trying to simp for rackets, but the guy got famous over nite then more famous then more famous. is there a rock star clause in insanity?

what is happening to rackets is ever episode of behind the music, is there a legal defense?
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Perhaps the saddest part of Nick's current existence is that he is so unlikeable that he is literally paying other low-tier creators for the privilege of having them actually read the shit he says. I mean out of everything he could be doing, he's paying to superchat other people. Shockingly out of touch. Very nerd behavior.
 
datura_binge said:
Perhaps the saddest part of Nick's current existence is that he is so unlikeable that he is literally paying other low-tier creators for the privilege of having them actually read the shit he says. I mean out of everything he could be doing, he's paying to superchat other people. Shockingly out of touch. Very nerd behavior.
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He's a cuck. Why is it surprising that he's a paypig too? By his own admission the only time he's been cool or popular started with Weeb Wars. He's been an invisible loser who only had a giant trust fund, a wife, children, and large local family support system. It was a terrible existence. He finally got everything he wanted when people on the internet told him he was cool.

Nick is desperately clawing to find anyone to laugh at his jokes and tell him he's cool again.
 
So the Locals clips are gone from Elissa's channel, and look at that - people still mock you just the same. It's almost as if your misguided powertrip didn't help you at all. You still look like an idiot everywhere you go, or are mentioned. Your Xitter seethes from just today alone show everyone that Locals clips aren't required to make you look like an idiot.

Also, you decided you're going to put your foot down on clip channels... AFTER you already killed your channel and don't stream there anymore.

You are as stupid as you look.

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Fascist Kirk said:
nah the site was giving 502 errors, I did not double post. I member cause I was bitching in the thunderdomb chat.
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It does that shit to me all the time. Lol

If it didn't have random 502 Bad Gateway errors, it wouldn't be an authentic Kiwi Farms experience. Or maybe that's Jersh randomly posting 502 error pages telling everyone to get a life and come back later.

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Only the biggest faggot nerds on the Internet ever talk about shoving nerds in lockers. Stick to what you're good at Nicky and shove your balls in one of your two whore's holes instead
 
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