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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Boys Club Rhetoric said:
I'm late and as gay as Jack Jr with this, but at one point Jack comments that it's "kinda weird that they're square" in reference to the patties on the burger. I know Jack is brain addled, but I absolutely refuse to believe that someone as addicted to fast food as he is doesn't know that square patties are Wendy's primary gimmick. He's been there before!
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Yeah but Krabby Patties are supposed to be ROUND. So Wendy's should be making ROUND patties for their Krabby Patty meal.

Although in the end it's just a normal Wendy's burger with a different sauce. Whoopee.
 
The new studio kitchen has terrible lighting and terrible sound. They might as well be using “the kid’s” kitchen.

They should have had stayed in their old house with the 7% brown people population in Hendersonville.


It’s ok they just make videos of ice melting or simple assembled food now.


What a joke
 
semitooth said:
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God Jr is such a tryhard faggot. Taking a phonecall in public while your family is trying to eat and make a "video." Cursing like an underbred mongoloid over a damn burger. "Iz it a Krabby Patty becuz they put thousand island on that jawn or wut." Quadarrius is never going to fuck you, JJ. Then him sperging out over how he's not going to try the frosty because it's unhealthy and how it's the burger is already bad for him like he doesn't have a pair of mommy milkers on his chest already.

Not to mention the way he's swaying side to side like an autist while Tammy and her dump truck order.

Jack is retarded as usual and seems to have forgotten that part of Wendy's shtick is that their patties are square because he keeps bringing it up and sounding surprised and confused, although those are also his natural state of being.
 
She Brings The Rain said:
Then him sperging out over how he's not going to try the frosty because it's unhealthy and how it's the burger is already bad for him like he doesn't have a pair of mommy milkers on his chest already.
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Remember this is the same faggot who used to go on about how eating sugar when lifting was good and showed a bag with a Rice Krispy square and some jujubees in it as a "workout snack". While also when they went to Vegas and had to film Hammy Jr trying her first In & Out burger, Jr told his dad to shut up because he was "enjoying his burger".

In short he's larping as a health guy when he eats like his father does, eats sugar and drinks beer.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Remember this is the same faggot who used to go on about how eating sugar when lifting was good and showed a bag with a Rice Krispy square and some jujubees in it as a "workout snack". While also when they went to Vegas and had to film Hammy Jr trying her first In & Out burger, Jr told his dad to shut up because he was "enjoying his burger".

In short he's larping as a health guy when he eats like his father does, eats sugar and drinks beer.
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Seriously? Carbs can be a work out snack(not a bunch of fucking corn syrup) for when you're cycling/running/etc. (and burning those carbs) not fucking weight lifting.
 
p1138 said:
Seriously? Carbs can be a work out snack(not a bunch of fucking corn syrup) for when you're cycling/running/etc. (and burning those carbs) not fucking weight lifting.
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Yes he did and he was pushing it for a while.

Meanwhile the only exercise it looks like he's been doing lately is competitive eating.

Also, on a completely separate note, either Jr really is gay or he's shooting blanks because he and Hammy Jr got married how long ago and she's still not pregnant. I'd have expected her to have had a kid by now.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Yes he did and he was pushing it for a while.

Meanwhile the only exercise it looks like he's been doing lately is competitive eating.

Also, on a completely separate note, either Jr really is gay or he's shooting blanks because he and Hammy Jr got married how long ago and she's still not pregnant. I'd have expected her to have had a kid by now.
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Or perhaps Jr. has realized that he's still a manchild and incapable of taking care of a kid of his own and thus makes sure they use rubbers at a minimum.

LOL, nah that would require having a brain. He's just gay.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Yes he did and he was pushing it for a while.

Meanwhile the only exercise it looks like he's been doing lately is competitive eating.

Also, on a completely separate note, either Jr really is gay or he's shooting blanks because he and Hammy Jr got married how long ago and she's still not pregnant. I'd have expected her to have had a kid by now.
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Jr is a closet fag but Tammy Jr did have a brain tumor. If she got chemo/radiation her nether regions are probably yeeted.
 
semitooth said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AexjYqyh2as
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Dang, jr sure grew up to be a fuckin douche huh? The way he talks, his lack of manners and tact. Quit a well paying job to play video games and touch football with children . College drop out. What a fucking loser.
Falcon Sebben said:
Also, on a completely separate note, either Jr really is gay or he's shooting blanks because he and Hammy Jr got married how long ago and she's still not pregnant. I'd have expected her to have had a kid by now.
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For both their sakes we should hope they don't have children. Jr doesn't even have a job as far as we know. He was working at a gas station. He probably plans to mooch off of his parents for the rest of his life. I am sure Tammy has stashed away Jacks youtube bucks for when he croaks.
 
boxybum said:
Dang, jr sure grew up to be a fuckin douche huh? The way he talks, his lack of manners and tact. Quit a well paying job to play video games and touch football with children . College drop out. What a fucking loser.

For both their sakes we should hope they don't have children. Jr doesn't even have a job as far as we know. He was working at a gas station. He probably plans to mooch off of his parents for the rest of his life. I am sure Tammy has stashed away Jacks youtube bucks for when he croaks.
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Jr works at a warehouse and "coaches" (has Tammy Jr give him dry handjobs) youth football. He had a HVAC apprenticeship but it was apparently taking away too much time from him being a wigger in COD Online, so he pissed away a six figure career path so he could sit on his ass. Just like Daddy.
 
boxybum said:
Dang, jr sure grew up to be a fuckin douche huh? The way he talks, his lack of manners and tact. Quit a well paying job to play video games and touch football with children . College drop out. What a fucking loser.

For both their sakes we should hope they don't have children. Jr doesn't even have a job as far as we know. He was working at a gas station. He probably plans to mooch off of his parents for the rest of his life. I am sure Tammy has stashed away Jacks youtube bucks for when he croaks.
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Works at a warehouse for some non profit involved in shoes for the needy or some shit. He doesn't even have the convenience store job anymore.
 
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