She has really cooled off and become boring since Lolki went to hide out in a cave, but here are some morsels to keep us fed until Lolki feels inspired to slapfight teenagers on Tumblr again.
She attended a lecture about ghosts at the library... via Zoom, of course.
I am sure the lecturer really loved being interrupted with a WELL ACKSHUALLY.
Because she's probably jonesing to slapfight on Tumblr.
What a condescending and pretentious ass. 'I also don't like that tone of snide ableism that runs through this post, but that's a matter for a different discussion.' Bitch, point to the part that's ableist, because I can't see it.
But it's not
alllll here, is it?
@Childe Have you checked on her NNIA recently? I am so curious to know if she posted anything there during her Lolki possession posting.
Wow, thanks for sharing.
How is this related to what this person asked.
Hope Lolki leaves his cave to visit her. He could always do a Zoom call, but she finds those draining.
Random degeneracy on her alt:
Come on, Staph, more AO3 posts please. Notice that she has replied to a DDLG account, yeesh.
No1cur where you went. I was wondering which party/rally she is going to hand over her assassination patch at? I hope she dresses up for the Halloween party, and of course...
I would love it if one day someone passed through the thread to show us the contents of one of those bags. I'm imagining one Reeses cup, one of her patches, and one of those rubber bracelets that says something about AIDS on.
You're making tea wrong. You're also supposed to drink it.
Staph was in a jocular mood, as evidenced by the next few posts:
The sound her viking horn makes.
She explained the joke and it didn't make it any funnier.
Whomp whomp.
One for
@Meowzers
I am surprised that Staph hasn't written stories that involve people shitting before (or even peeing their pants).
Does Loki want to burn the gays?
I feel like Staph has mentioned a few times about Siggy throwing up. It's not uncommon, especially if cats are prone to hairballs, but she should maybe start wondering why Siggy does this.
Was Peetie his shelter name?
Edit to add: Apparently he was originally called Reebok.
Slap a pride flag with the intersex symbol on it and Staph will buy it. Clock the photo portrait of her and Simba in the background.
He doesn't sound like anything special. You would get the same energy from a real human being. Just saying.
To add to the broken tooth speculation: I found this picture from 3 months ago where it looks like she still has an intact front tooth.
You can tell Staph has become boring again when I feel the need to chase after the mystery of her broken front tooth.
She has been posting a lot about horror movies on Blue Sky, but I rather do a flip than cap it all. All she does is spoil the shit out of them, and I don't want any Kiwis getting their Halloween viewing plans spoiled. She wrote possibly the longest 'hell thread' (as she coined them) that I have ever seen her do, whilst watching Longlegs. Of course she loved it, because she loves any horror movie she watches.
I
want to say I am looking forward to Fagnarok day, but Staph has displayed a pattern for a while, where she talks about something coming up, only for her not to mention any details when it happens. She sperged about seeing Till for months, then when it happened she posted a couple of videos and never thirsted over Till again. She talked about her Columbus protest, but only posted that she took the wrong bus home. We didn't even know if she banged her drum there for 20 seconds.
Nothing. Then Lolki mentioned that shit was going to kick off last Saturday, but it wasn't mentioned again. She is this classic Malcolm In The Middle quote:
Edit to add:
My god, what horrors are in that bag.
The assassination patch was in there. Hope he frames it.
