Nobody has actually touched anything else*

[grump]

Electrons don't physically touch each other let alone nuclei so in a way nobody and nothing has ever touched anything else outside of maybe a particle collider and extreme astronomical phenomena and maybe not even that depending on your definitions.

 

[Tor Lugosi]

so the universe is just one big game of "I'm not touching you!"

 

[Bloitzhole]

Yeah well, your mom didn't see it that way

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

I filled up your mom's valence orbitals

 

[Cats]

i have a 1,000s of cats pictures

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Electrons do touch inside of black holes

 

[Gog & Magog]

Your Honor, my client never touched the defendant because uh like electrons aren't real or somerhing.

 

[teriyakiburns]

What's the asterisk for? I need to know what footnote I'm missing!

 

[Joe Swanson]

Who cares

 

[Spud]

Electrons don't physically touch each other let alone nuclei so in a way nobody and nothing has ever touched anything else

You're Honour, I couldn't have possible raped her, my electrons in no way physically touched her nuclei.

 

[Dialtone]

In that case I've never jorked it (and by it haha, let's just say... my peanits)

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Then how do I touch grass?

 

[I'm Retarded?]

the physical barrier you consider part of your skin is actually just the electromagnetic field of your surface molecules. so if you want to test if somebody is real, all you need to do is find a magnet of the opposite polarity of their skin surface, and throw it really hard at their head to see if it passes through (holograms repel them since reptilian technology isn't based on earth physics)

 

[ilovejews]

Yeah well, your mom didn't see it that way

lmao got 'im
Anyway, take this shit to your philosophy class, dumbass, and definitely smoke less weed.

 

[WilliamDeLaPole]

Does this mean I'm even more destined to never enjoy the loving embrace of a woman?

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Does this mean I'm even more destined to never enjoy the loving embrace of a woman?

yes but this is due to your repellent personality rather than anything specifically molecular hth

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Then how do I touch grass?

With your hands if you're a degenerate. I prefer touching grass with my feet. Yes, I have over 9000 hookworms eating my brain cells.

 

[Tablet County]

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Sure, if you change the definition of "touch" to mean something different than it has always meant. Electron clouds repelling each other is what we normally experience as "touch." Just because we didn't used to know that's what was happening at a microscopic level doesn't make it any less of a touch.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Means you’ve never touched boobies