💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Some estimates based on Amazon sales ranks of his books indicate he may have actually at one point been a moderate success and he definitely had a good agent at a time. He may have made almost what he claims on advances in the height of “being a stupid faggot on twitter means book sales” era - which would explain his reluctance to sell his new works for anything less than big balls of cash.

If he owns the hovel outright, the actual amount of cash money he needs year to year is less than you’d think. We only really see him spend money on stupid phones (easy to get on contract), Quasi, and a trip or two here or there. That’s solidly lower middle class and could easily be explained away by Nikki being actually productive of relative support.

He has claimed to receive a royalty check “for the first time in awhile” or something so he’s receiving some royalties- probably from audiobooks.

He has no childcare expenses and his vehicle expenses are minimal.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Rick hasn’t mentioned the knock in awhile. Why no knocking?

Kiwifarms, a website, is the hardship AND a danger!

There will be no knock anymore, stlaker. Just your arrest. Enjoy prison.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

That’s solidly lower middle class and could easily be explained away by Nikki being actually productive of relative support.

you make many fair points but his weight is anything but low or middling.

 

[FinnSven]

As to sources of incomes, I have no idea. I think he used to sell insurance, and that might be some source of income.

This gets mentioned from time to time in this thread.

People in the know have said that it’s possible he makes commission when people whom he sold insurance too renew their policies.

It was more or less confirmed that he still gets enough income from this for it to matter as there was an issue with his insurance license a little while back.

He was unable to claim his residuals when his license was expired or suspended.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

If insurance residuals are enough to feed the pigman then I went into the wrong line of work fuck me

New discussion topic. We know Rick projects more than an Epson EB-PU2220B. And he really liked “wait for the knock”.

He thinks everyone else is basically him. He is cognizant of crimes that would put him in prison. The reason he flipped out over swatting is he is waiting for the knock when they finally figure it out. The emotional pressure of “they know” being discharged into “it was just a swatting” was too much for him. He almost went full telltale heart.

I’m actually pretty damn sure of the above.

 

[Chris Konon]

Rick attracts money by a gravitational pull of his gunt.

 

[Red Frida]

this question will go out to kiwis too - have there ever been any concerted efforts by ONA members to figure where the Tomlinsons get their money from? any decently accurate theories with evidence?

I don't have any documented ebadance so my source is I made it the fuck up / whatever is funniest is true, but if you mean the tomlinsons they have no money. A pittance from tommy Tomlinson's rodeo clown dick sucking days and mama raven's school counselor days.
If you mean the Robinsons Nikki's mom Lynn is an accountant or some shit.
Pat married into the Robinsons when he was fresh off a high five figures publishing advance and he had a large twitter following so he basically defrauded the Robinsons into thinking he was successful. He turned out to be a bad investment. He gets pitiful residuals, perhaps some insurance commissions, and the Airbnb rental.
Nikki runs a SEO business but shows no evidence of being actually skilled at SEO.
Combined with Pat being technicality Tomlinson with how he says quasi got paid (or didn't, by him, Patrick) combined with Nikki being the one doing shenanigans like writing Quasi checks for amounts less than the damages, this points to Nikki being the one doing the payments, but I suspect Nikki is supported entirely by Lynn. Either outright cash transfers or more likely overcharging Lynn / Lynn's clients for SEO services as part of a package deal so Lynn can lower her taxes by being smooth about how she supports Nikki. Lynn probably also arranged their PPP loan that likely got forgiven so they also freeloaded a grant off the government thanks to family connections providing help within a narrow timeframe.
Pat has tweeted before bragging about his mortgage interest being low so the hovel is mortgaged and was likely under $200k at time of purchase for like 2% interest.
Their costs are therefore low, and the Robinsons supporting Pat is probably part of the reason they crop him out of photos.
Nikki is meanwhile fine with this arrangement because Pat gets to be her beard to keep her family off her case while she eats clown box.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Also if their income is below certain levels, the government starts stepping in, first on healthcare, potentially even further.

 

[lindsayfan]

Assuming that the patposting phenomena is roughly six years old, each of the 23 stalkerchilds has thus been posting roughly thirty times a day there every day for six years, each using close to a hundred different burner accounts due to there being like 2100 oNa registered accounts

the pepperoni basement has wooden doors!!

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

lol big boy is tattling on Brian to the cat ladies.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I think he's been back to selling insurance for the last few years.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

The Pig Canon:

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Jesus christ I'm mati. Pats finally done it to me.

Why do these fucking autists require all their slop to be in one multiverse?

Fiction is good because of world building and characters that emerge from that

Holy shit no winner he's a failed writer.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Why do these fucking autists require all their slop to be in one multiverse?

Because the deepest desires, they will not admit except when completely plastered is that they want it all to be true and they want it to be this world and by the way, they’re the hero and the winner and they get all the girls and all the money.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The Pig Canon:

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And he wonders why people say he's a terrible writer. These are beyond terrible Five year olds come up with better head canon for shit.

Not that Patrick knows anything, but The Rocketeer isn't a Disney IP. It's bounced around quite a bit with different comic companies, not one being Marvel. Currently it's with IDW. However those were just collections of his work. since 2008 the family hasn't passed it down to anyone else after his death.

 

[bortherman]

I'm sure insurance residuals are a thing but Its unlikely you will earn a living from it without actively selling.
As per Pat, he quit selling insurance in 2014 (the year he closed his GT Insurance LLC)

If he was taking a living wage for a decade after actively selling then "Medicaid seller" would be the top of every "top ten jobs in ammurica!" lists online and be extensively broken down and covered.

Unless of course, like his books he sold thousands of insurance policies a month while he was active. But then that would be evident in his standard of living during that time.
This is also contradicted by his divorce papers where he cries poverty to avoid paying child support.

 

[Meriasek]

I'm sure insurance residuals are a thing but Its unlikely you will earn a living from it without actively selling.
As per Pat, he quit selling insurance in 2014 (the year he closed his GT Insurance LLC)

If he was taking a living wage for a decade after actively selling then "Medicaid seller" would be the top of every "top ten jobs in ammurica!" lists online and be extensively broken down and covered.

Unless of course, like his books he sold thousands of insurance policies a month while he was active. But then that would be evident in his standard of living during that time.
This is also contradicted by his divorce papers where he cries poverty to avoid paying child support.

His books in Canada are a MAID advertisement because death is preferable to reading them.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Why do these fucking autists require all their slop to be in one multiverse?

No theory of mind. Pat has to be told in black and white what to think, who the bad guys are, what motivates them, etc. I think it’s just literally autism and a permanently stunted way of viewing the world around them and the people in it.

You see this when pat says there’s no way quasi had 17k floating around, or when he insists that no more than two handfuls of pests are making fun of him because he spends all day arguing with them he assumes they’re doing the same, or when he attacked that father of the child who was supposed to be born special needs but wasn’t, calling him cruel for not aborting because abortion=good. Or when he attacked the father posing with his daughter’s prom date, shotgun in hand, and told the world he hopes his daughter gets fucked good. Or when he insists that there’s some nebulous line on the map of America and below a certain point it’s all fascists etc etc. if it doesn’t fit his worldview it’s fascism just like muh Star Wars and marvel movies warned him about.

 

[Something Awful]

Patrick "Good at Personal Finance" Tomlinson thinks his vote is worth more than a million dollars.



Gamer Rick makes a rare appearance.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Patrick "Good at Personal Finance" Tomlinson thinks his vote is worth more than a million dollars.

The dumbass doesn't know votes in America are anonymous. A smarter man would take the money and vote however he wanted.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Gamer Rick makes a rare appearance.

This fucking idiot can't be into Mechwarrior. Not that it's a brain buster but there are far too many moving parts for Rick. You need to keep your Mechs equipped with parts, keep track of finances (which he is proven to suck at), and keep track of the political and risk zones, on top of combat which gets rough. If he plays Mechwarrior he probably plays how I did when I was 10. Instant action in an Atlas stacked with autocannons on easy.