💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[StannisTheMannis]

They've probably also declined any DV complaints from April.

April has no leg to stand on to press DV charges. If she weren't a coke head with felony possession charges and no friends beyond her coke head co-defendants to corroborate said DV over the years or months, maybe there's a chance.

April's a one-dimensional, greedy, materialistic fuck-up who thought she was set for life as Nick's trophy wife but is in fact nothing more than a barnacle with no future......you'd think a woman who escaped drug charges after being caught with a couple that lost their kids to CPS would thank the gods for that and go clean up your image and life elsewhere, but alas, the barnacle stuck around with that lowly trophy wife ambition in her head; now add felon.

 

[Captain Manning]

April's a one-dimensional, greedy, materialistic fuck-up who thought she was set for life as Nick's trophy wife but is in fact nothing more than a barnacle with no future...

Speaking of...

I dunno if people picked up on this, but...

April is Nick's 80's Girl.

He's doing doing the same thing Dick does with 80s Girl. Parading Maddox's Aaron's sloppy seconds around as a trophy. There's a reason why they are in so many pictures. It's designed to get under Aaron's skin.

As miserable a life as Dick has given 80's Girl though, April is far worse off. Because Dick is at least smart enough to not completely burn his life down (yet). Dick keeps his coke usage on the down low enough to where it hasn't attracted governmental attention (again, yet).

 

[not william stenchever]

now add felon

Good thing that she prefers bow hunting, I don't think felonies prevent you from owning archery equipment.

 

[Magnificent Penis]

Except it's biting him in the ass, because in exchange for that $80-$100, he is getting a LOT of negative attention now. Both he and his fanboys are freaking out.

I wouldn't even know who the hell this retard is if he didn't get himself involved in this gay little drama. Now I know that Patrick Melton is a "ethical child pornography" advocate who probably should be put in front of a ditch and shot.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

question: assuming nick was offered a plea deal (and i'm not sure how we would know or if that's the sort of thing that would be filed publicly (i think the filings include kayla's plea offer?),) could he accept the plea at any time, or does that als have to wait until the scheduling conference? my hair-brained research (IANAL) indicates that he could accept the plea at any time and file his acceptance of the plea, if he has one on offer and agrees to it. so with each day that passes, this means that either 1) he's working on a deal with the prosecutor behind the scenes to get a plea deal that hasn't been finalized yet but he is intending on taking it when he receives a version of it that satisfies him or 2) he has a plea deal on the table and is just refusing to take it and is gonna fight. The third option is that he hasn't been and won't be offered a plea deal, but i think that's unlikely.

so basically, i'm wondering iis there anything we can infer based on the mere passage of time and imminent approach of the scheduling conference regarding the status of a potential plea deal?

personally, i think he has been offered a plea and is refusing to take it because it's a shit deal, so he is planning on fighting, inevitably, though, because he's a cuck, he will chicken out a the last minute right before the scheduling conference and plea once he fully realizes that his legal strategy is hopeless. that's my current prediction, but i'm far from 100% confident. would be curious what people think.

 

[Melty Butter]

Does anyone involved here seem as if they give a fuck about those kids?

I think Kayla does. Note her hugging her son outside the courtroom and expressing regret. Thus far, however, she's demonstrated no inclination to be a better mother since the arrest. The opposite. She's allowed April to be in the gallery for court proceedings + thruple tats + thruple art shows, and she's hosted Ethan Ralph for a group pic. There's no evidence that Ethan Ralph was exposed to the kids, but that mere pic caused me to give up on her.

Nick may give af in some narc way bc the kids' success (or lack thereof) reflects upon his own identity, but his defensive posture in this case and engagement with many pedos or pedo sympathizers speaks for itself.

Nick has no real friends and likely doesn't even really know what those are. Sean, on the other hand, does strike me as someone who actually has friends outside of YouTube.

I know this wasn't your main point but this made me think. Cowdom is probably correlated (and perhaps the cause) of having an outsized desire for social connection on the Internet and underwhelming/zero real-life friendships. I can't be the first person to notice this.

In LawTube, those with active social lives and/or real jobs seem to avoid Internet drama: Emily D Baker (she's always going to concerts with her college friends), LawyerYouKnow (golfs with bro friends all the time), Law&Lumber, TheLeadAttorney, LegalMindset (he'll enter the fray but seems to slither out of it well and discusses many real-life friendships), LegalVices.

In contrast: Nick, Joe, Kurt. (Viva & Barnes? They don't discuss their social lives.)

I can't speak with authority wrt cows featured on MATI and KinoCasino but most seem to rely on the Internet to define their identity and create "friendships".

I am just curious, with as long as Nick has not been streaming, is it possible that he has gone through a period of total radio silence that might have been a sign of in patient sequestration for substance abuse? Or has he been superchatting and tweeting all along?

Before April's IG post, I considered this. It would have explained the address change so that his parents can receive his correspondence while he was at a facility. Plenty of voluntary adult rehab programs allow phone usage.

It's fairly obvious from April's IG that Nick took the pics. So, no. He's freely wandering MN.

 

[Train Operator]

Does it matter how they're exchanging info? Maybe it's multiple ways. He's done it out in the open at least once.

Why is Nick talking about Aaron's son, to a nonce creep who has several times said he wants to fuck Aaron's daughter? Why is he giving this fat pig money too?

I mean, I know the answer why, but how is it justifiable?

>favorite movie is about a 40 year old man trying to fuck a 16 year old (he thinks the character should've gone through with it and raped the child)
>defended cuties
>is friends with multiple self admitted pedos and pedo defenders
>is talking about children with a degenerate creep in private after watching said sick fuck talk about the same children sexually

I've seen enough smoke, i think nick is a fucking nonce. you don't do/hang around this shit without being into it also.

 

[Vibralldo]

I think Kayla does. Note her hugging her son outside the courtroom and expressing regret. Thus far, however, she's demonstrated no inclination to be a better mother since the arrest. The opposite. She's allowed April to be in the gallery for court proceedings + thruple tats + thruple art shows, and she's hosted Ethan Ralph for a group pic. There's no evidence that Ethan Ralph was exposed to the kids, but that mere pic caused me to give up on her.

Nick may give af in some narc way bc the kids' success (or lack thereof) reflects upon his own identity, but his defensive posture in this case and engagement with many pedos or pedo sympathizers speaks for itself.

I think she cares, but her self loathing and learned helplessness overpower her desire to actually help her kids.

If anything, it probably fuels her victim complex:

"Waaah! I'm such a poor, helpless victim of things I can't control! I can't even help my kids! I'm so tragic and hopeless, I guess I have no choice but to stay in bed all day watching Star Trek on pills cuz I'm not good for anything else, waaah!"

 

[DumbDude43]

I've seen enough smoke, i think nick is a fucking nonce. you don't do/hang around this shit without being into it also.

might just be that he's really really desperate for having someone, anyone, on his side. and since he's such a huge fuckup now, nobody except the absolute bottom of the barrel gutter trash wants anything to do with him, so that's who he now associates with.
i think that's how he ended up surrounding himself with creatures like ralph and this melton guy.

 

[ChromaQuack]

You think he's a replicant? Nick is as human as they come, if a human were to be possessed by a balldo up the ass and had whisky for blood.

The replicant test comes from the fact that in the blade runner world animals are super rare and humanity as a whole has chosen to take care of what little fauna is left as a policy, each family will take care of one animal and the families that are too poor or otherwise not as socially elevated take care of 'electric' animals just to comply; it is therefore unthinkable in such a societal context that any human being would either knowingly or unknowingly harm or let harm come to an animal as that's one of the biggest taboos you could potentially break.

Nick massacres racoons for fun, drowns skunks in cages and leaves his brachycephalic dog (it is shitty in on itself to even own a pug if you ask me) to rot in its own piss and shit while locked in a bathroom.

Nick would not just fail the test, they would execute him on the spot.

 

[Lian Xing]

It occurs to me, is this faggot going to write off superchats to a pedophile as a business expense under advertising or some kind of reputation management?

You need taxable income to have deductions.

 

[datura_binge]

He's doing doing the same thing Dick does with 80s Girl. Parading Maddox's Aaron's sloppy seconds around as a trophy. There's a reason why they are in so many pictures. It's designed to get under Aaron's skin.

I may be wrong here, but I was under the impression that the following happened with 80s girl: Maddox and 80s girl broke up, Maddox started dating someone else, Dick started dating 80s girl after that. Thats what I remember happening anyway, but Maddox lost his fucking mind over the whole thing and basically just went so far off the rails he blew up his own life. Not to defend Dick, and at some point Dick definitely did parade her around, but I feel like it's kinda a different story because Nick was actively stealing Aarons actual current wife, rather than an ex.

I will readily accept being wrong on this, some of this lore is probably almost a decade old at this point I feel like.

 

[AnOminous]

If they have a taste for white powder, they'd be keeping that on the down low, they're never advertising it to their classmates. Somebody would rat them out in the blink of an eye.

It's obviously a fabricated story, even though doctors have among the highest drug abuse rates of any profession, coming in higher than even lawyers.

You know, of all the claims that nick has denied (and lied) this is the only one he is silent on. He has never refuted that he worships dax herrera. What do you guys make of that?

He kneels and sucks off Diddler Dax more often than a devout Muslim prays towards Mecca.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick would not just fail the test, they would execute him on the spot.

Well, if Nick were smart, he would "retire."

I mean, from the online world.

Thats what I remember happening anyway, but Maddox lost his fucking mind over the whole thing and basically just went so far off the rails he blew up his own life.

There is a lot of "lore" concerning Maddox, that is sourced from Dick, that is probably less than reliable because it comes from Dick. Maddox has refuted some of these points in a long video he did a year or two ago, including how he responded to Dick hooking up with 80s Girl. The video has actually been pretty well reviewed (i.e. Kino Casino, Null). I thought it was pretty decent, myself. The chief complaint is that he released it too late to really matter.

Maddox will likely never be completely rehabilitated, but I think he might actually end up better than Dick in the end.

Not to defend Dick, and at some point Dick definitely did parade her around, but I feel like it's kinda a different story because Nick was actively stealing Aarons actual current wife, rather than an ex.

The point is that he took Aaron's sloppy seconds, and parades her around.

It's clear that the marriage was finished in all but a legal sense given that she ran to Nick to become the corner demon. Aaron didn't seem too broken up about it, either.

He's emulating his e-God. Either intentionally, or inadvertently. Although, I would argue that Nick is far less suited to act like Dick, because Nick is married with five children. At least Dick has had the decency to be a childless piece of shit.

 

[Melty Butter]

Farmers, at this juncture I think it’s time to whip out some plausible tinfoil hat theories, considering the turns this cow’s story has taken so far and the lack of news.

Nothing below is off the table, that I can tell, and several of the below can be true at the same time:

Kayla is in inpatient rehab or has been in/voluntarily committed for psychiatric reasons (called 253B in MN): When was the last time we saw ‘signs of life’? When was the last time Nick mentioned her? It’s been a while. Bob (or others) may be staying with Nick to help with the kids during her absence.

Nick is declaring bankruptcy: Plausible. The only high-value asset he owns in his name is the second home, seemingly. The main home is owned by the Trust and is protected from bankruptcy. He has made a pittance in late 2023 and 2024. He’s even ignoring the easy paycheck: LOCALS. As much as $20K/mo went to drugs. To different degrees, this gets him out of debt to Rendazza, taxes, and future support for the kids and Kayla. It also may explain why Bob is getting Nick’s mail if Bob has taken over the finances.

Divorce arc is already in play: The boss bitch lawyer (BBL) Kayla hired may have gotten through to her. BBL has compelled the second house for sale so Kayla gets some cash. If Nick claims destitution, courts can compel the future funds from this sale to pay for her needs, legal counsel, etc.

CPS and/or Bob have demanded no streaming in the house with the kids: As the source of his income, it’s unlikely the State would demand no streaming. However, for the sake of the kids, and the fact that he broadcast mere feet from their bedrooms, CPS can demand no streaming within the home. The kids may have expressed this wish. Nick is too lazy to get his ass over to the second home to stream, and knows this would be fodder for gossip.

Nick and/or Kayla have failed drug or alcohol tests and/or the “recovery” counselor did not sign off on productive participation: This would trip up the CPS reunification of the kids with Kayla and Nick. Perhaps CPS has demanded that grandparent (s) be present in the home, or a variety of other treatment plans.

One or more of the kids have gone rogue: Also plausible. Nick’s black eye, Kayla’s hugging her eldest and admitting parental failure, and the child testing positive are all damning. There is no confirmation that all the children were returned to Nick’s home. Plenty of teenage boys turn on their fathers, particularly when they feel protective of their mother or sister. This kid could be causing a variety of complications for the CPS or even the criminal case if they are willing to testify. (It’s a stretch to say the 9 yo girl would be that rouge kid, but also a possibility if the dosing was intentional and she’s said so.)

Aaron or others may have come forward with more evidence in the CPS or criminal case: This is a black hole for information but also entirely possible. If so, it presents far more challenges to both cases depending on the evidence provided. Kayla’s family or even Bob and Celeste may have turned on him with evidence or testimony to bad behavior. Maybe even April or Kayla. Each party has reasons to do so. It’s a stretch, but who knows?

Kayla and April are conspiring against Nick: Biggest stretch theory but I could get my mind around their collusion to prove that Nick’s the unfit parent, possible abuse allegations, more information about drugs, et al. Keep in mind April has already told (false?) stories of Aaron being abusive.

 

[datura_binge]

I feel it's important to re-iterate that none of this would have happened if Nick hadn't literally livestreamed himself going on a hardcore coke binge and subsequently come back wasted off his ass with powder all over his face. It's like the ultimate self sabotage that all he had to do to get away with it was nothing, and instead of that he chose to livestream his own destruction.

 

[Swole McPole]

It's obviously a fabricated story, even though doctors have among the highest drug abuse rates of any profession, coming in higher than even lawyers.

And apparently, among doctors, the specialism with the highest rates of problematic drug use (so the ones most likely to go into drug treatment) are anaestheologists.

I've always wondered -- is it the chicken or the egg? Is it like kiddy fiddlers who go into teaching and scout leaders because that's where the kids are? Do they go into anaesthesia because that's where you get the best access to dope? Or is it something that's a product of exposure. They're more likely to develop a habit because they're working with the good drugs on the regular?

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

April update: within the last day, April followed The Dick Show on Instagram. Podcast appearance soon?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

It occurs to me, is this faggot going to write off superchats to a pedophile as a business expense under advertising or some kind of reputation management?

Sure, Nick should totally add the IRS to the list of people/agencies he's pissed off with his blatant faggotry.
Would could possibly go wrong?

I've seen enough smoke, i think nick is a fucking nonce. you don't do/hang around this shit without being into it also.

The fact that Nick is a parent himself makes it even worse.

 

[not william stenchever]

Sure, Nick should totally add the IRS to the list of people/agencies he's pissed off with his blatant faggotry.
Would could possibly go wrong?

Nick is going to somehow end up getting a no-knock raid by the US Postal Inspectors, the only feds who are more serious than the IRS.