🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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"No cap, FR, miss me on that twink vs pooner discussion my fellow girlies. no cap, for real, my fellow grills"

It's always astonishing to me how our anna-star is five times the density of the other young shiners besides her trying to break into the corporate ads, she still looks so fucking pissed as hell about it every time.
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The waist and arms against this normal looking woman is unreal. With the filters on the left lifting as the pic on right just drifts. Anna out drinks this unknowing woman, lol
(Anna should have worn her green crocks and data sweater, because he's best doggo)

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Totally agree, @Diet Coke 4 Life, that reminded me of my favorite thanksgiving meal of all time. I'd give top respect if Anna tried an all vegan to-furkey for the thanksgiving holiday



(just kill me now this is horrible)

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This clip tickled me
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Tiniest lil sip of the whipped cream on top of her whiskey shot and YEAAAAAAAAHH IT DOES TASTE LIKE PUNKIN SPICE! ANNA LOVE PSL, DIS MAKE HER HAPPY FACE!
 
thejackal2 said:
I suspect her days of free cruises and free 2K dollar a day private boat trips are over.
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Yep. And mostly because she can’t hide the crazy anymore-and/or lost sight of what looks crazy to others.

Her yacht trip-she was gifted it likely to show her 5 million (hahaha) fat viewers how they, too, could take a trip like this. What does she do? She cries about maybe not being able to fit in the toilet, detailing that she might use the ocean 💩, and later is relieved that she can fit and shares that. She couldn’t do the climbing activities near the boat and everybody left her crying in the rock. The crew had to rig up a whale line to simply get her onto the boat -where she flopped around in a manner befitting a dying barracuda. And she was proud of her workaround! It was hardly the inspirational content they hoped for, nor would it encourage anybody to go, but she thought so!

Her Finland trip, her trip to Spain, all very boring with inability to breathe, excuses, lack of participation, complaining, and negativity. No chamber of commerce will see those and invite her back.

The last cruise she decided she was too tired to film and only showed the new island content. Nothing about the ship, no creativity. The very bare minimum. And her Disney before that she was in a fattie scooter. And did not go to the 10k (or will not if it hasn’t happened)

Miss Type A is a failure as she can’t even make these things seem welcoming go other fats.

She said she was going to Prague for Christmas. This won’t be sponsored, it’s her dream trip. At the rate she gaining, I suspect walking through small European markets is going to be rough. She won’t find clothes but I think she’s looking for tchotchkes. She has barely mentioned it though, except to say she cancelling her surgery for it.

As for Halloween, she should try to top Monster Love. She won’t, she’s moved on to selling fat girl ugly Christmas sweaters, but I miss the Anna Halloween dress up, she looks so insane.

Her constant dancing and gurning plus the obvious gain is showing her crazy, and in case we haven’t looked, we can now read it on threads.

Aside from woo, what will she do next? She’ll pretend fitness until an injury blows up that idea. She’s not going to inspire by doing a shaky wall push up. I suppose disease watch 25 will continue and she find great doctors in turkey ir somewhere.

After the holidays are over even non-Anna watchers will notice how fat she is becoming. Her filters are straining and she has to get her holiday 50 on. I hope Anna has money stashed because I think she’s headed the way of Chantal and Amberlynn - will we soon see a Patreon or membership? When Jon is not her employee we’ll know it’s bad.
 
Might be me but the other woman’s body language screamed “don’t stand so close to me”:
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I’ve noticed Anna does this a lot at influencer events. Since she’s usually solo (Jon doesn’t count) she’ll latch on to another influencer to tag along with. She probably sells it to them as good business but I’ve seen this party move enough with awkward people to know what she’s doing. Would you approach Anna unbidden at one of these events? Exactly.

ETA After a bit of digging the other influence is @sarahmargareteats (Sarah Margaret Eats) and she’s a corporate junk food connoisseur. Her whole schtick is featuring new and “limited time” dishes and treats, extolling their virtues, and then taking two bites. Wonder what Anna thinks of that.
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OttoWest said:
Might be me but the other woman’s body language screamed “don’t stand so close to me”:
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I’ve noticed Anna does this a lot at influencer events. Since she’s usually solo (Jon doesn’t count) she’ll latch on to another influencer to tag along with. She probably sells it to them as good business but I’ve seen this party move enough with awkward people to know what she’s doing. Would you approach Anna unbidden at one of these events? Exactly.
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Thought the same. The other woman is unconvincingly attempting to join in with Anna's forced jollity and looks incredibly awkward and uncomfortable.

The size of Anna's thighs. Monstrous. Be interesting to see unfiltered images from this event.
 
Programmer Socks said:
Thought the same. The other woman is unconvincingly attempting to join in with Anna's forced jollity and looks incredibly awkward and uncomfortable.

The size of Anna's thighs. Monstrous. Be interesting to see unfiltered images from this event.
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I don't know much about the other girl or her work, but I bet she's constantly asked how she eats all that junk food without getting huge (obviously the answer is that she doesn't eat the whole thing).

So it has to be awkward to be the (thin, attractive) junk food influencer and get photographed with the alternate universe version of yourself: an enormously fat woman with an addiction problem who is incapable of "not eating the whole thing" and about to become an immobile deathfat. A darkly funny photo, really
 
The only thing she "designed" are the names of this crap. You know this stuff will fall apart the first wash and leave sprinkles of it all over your house.

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I just noticed she has to pull the sweater down to show the design because it pulls up so far due to fat. Lol. How is this not crushingly embarrassing?
 
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GenociderSyo said:
Christmas Collection out
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45 bucks USD + 7 bucks shipping + sales tax = to have a Shein-quality "Christmas Sweater" modeled by Anna. I'm sure these will be a huge(!) sellers.
Excellent business decision, corporate morons.
pippeyyy said:
You know this stuff will fall apart the first wash and leave sprinkles of it all over your house.
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You'd have to hand wash it to get two Christmases out of this garbage.

It will also be itchy as shit. You'll have to wear an ugly turtleneck just to protect your skin from this plastic-sandpaper material.
Palmer Bangs said:
The happiest she’s looked in a while
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Booze
 
Good lord, she looks like such a dolt in the catalog and that promo video. She could have put out the catalog with other people modelng her clothes who, oh, I don't know, fit in them. Anna probably thinks she's the same size as the token straight-sized models standing with her in that last picture. It looks more like a family snapshot with the special cousin who has to give everyone a hug and makes you want to scream and run from the room when the cameras and phones come out.
 
thejackal2 said:
FOOD.

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So type A, literate and pro that she misidentifies her own character makeup. I know I’m a retard for this but she’s half-assed dressed as Bride of Frankenstein (I assume, given the candy-packed beehive), calling herself Frankenstein, but referring to Frankenstein’s monster. Anna has many, many awful and insufferable traits, but the undercurrent of inattention that flows through all she produces is really what makes her moo for me.
 
Back to the Starbucks thing- what a very special occasion for Anna to have multiple boozy drinks. You know she never does that! I bet she just had a sip or two for the camera. She rarely drinks, you know.

She looked full retard in those compression leggings and sequin dress. I'm guessing she'll wear those leggings til she dies. It's probably pretty comfortable for her. I'm sure a lot of her "lymphedema pain" is her from flabby leggings constantly flapping against each other.

OttoWest said:
Might be me but the other woman’s body language screamed “don’t stand so close to me”:
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I’ve noticed Anna does this a lot at influencer events. Since she’s usually solo (Jon doesn’t count) she’ll latch on to another influencer to tag along with. She probably sells it to them as good business but I’ve seen this party move enough with awkward people to know what she’s doing. Would you approach Anna unbidden at one of these events? Exactly.

ETA After a bit of digging the other influence is @sarahmargareteats (Sarah Margaret Eats) and she’s a corporate junk food connoisseur. Her whole schtick is featuring new and “limited time” dishes and treats, extolling their virtues, and then taking two bites. Wonder what Anna thinks of that.
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Being linked with yet another "not fat girl who eats all the things" influencer is hilarious. (Remember "Eat it Kate" or whatever?) You'd think she'd only want to be associated with other plus-sizers (like Emely or that Curve girl), (scammy) fitness gurus, or, now days, even other munchies. But no, put the junk food pusher with the fatass that denies eating unhealthily. Anna probably thinks that she's showing that the rare indulgences she shares with the camera is totally not why she's fat. This girl films nothing but junk, and is skinny! It's clearly not Anna's fault she's monstrously huge, haters.
 
I like how you can still see the ripples of tiered fat on her outer juicys through the compression garments, too-tight jeans and photoshopping. I mean, we all know it's just "swelling" after the lipo but... LOL.
As usual, she looks utterly ridiculous. In most of these pics, her mouth is open, mid-guffaw. Maybe she can't breathe through her nose? Maybe she's just retarded.
 
Barbarella said:
As for Halloween, she should try to top Monster Love.
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"Monster Love" was a humiliating failure for her. She's not going to go down that road again.

She thought she would get pros to help her with her Hallmark holiday movie pastiche, but they all wanted to be paid, and she couldn't afford them, and l that project's dead.

Anna just doesn't have the patience or attention to detail required to do big, expensive, complicated projects like that, or the skills and creativity required to do them cheaply, so "Monster Love" is going to remain a one-off.

Clotso Coof said:
I'm sure these will be a huge(!) sellers.
Excellent business decision, corporate morons.
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I do think these will sell out.

There are a lot of deathfats out there. And the rest of the lineup fits right in with Jollidays' existing aesthetic, so people who already like that stuff would buy these (especially if they want a different colorway than red/green).

The pajama sets are unremarkable; I could probably find something cuter and more imaginative at Walmart or Old Navy. But there are families who do the whole "everybody wears the same PJs on Christmas morning" thing, and being able to include the fatties will spur some sales of those.

I wouldn't wear any of this stuff if you paid me, but I can easily imagine who would like it, buy it, and wear it, so I predict it will be a success—in a small part because of Anna sending taste-impaired fatties their way, and in a large part despite Anna.

Clotso Coof said:
It will also be itchy as shit. You'll have to wear an ugly turtleneck just to protect your skin from this plastic-sandpaper material.
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They're acrylic, so depending on the quality of the fiber they might not be itchy, but they will be hot as fuck when worn indoors, where it's warm. Yuck.

Even more 8008135 said:
Wait... is having those hideous cheap sweaters modeled by a giant deformed fatass  supposed to make me want to buy one?

Because I see a very fat flaw in that plan.
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That's why they have backup skinnies to model how the clothes will look on human-sized people.

Most of the people who buy this stuff (at least in the human sizes) won't know who Anna is; they'll just see ugly Christmas sweaters in purple, Barbie pink, or turquoise, and be relieved that they aren't red or green. None of the designs are radically different from anything they already sell, and none of them are Anna-specific (the "Data" sweater is just a black dog to anybody who doesn't know).

I don't like Anna, and will take great satisfaction when she eventually crashes and burns, but it won't be on this collection. The designers at Jollidays know their market, know what sells, have a clear aesthetic, and haven't deviated from that here. Anna's job is to let her fat followers who love gaudy Christmas sweaters know that there are some extended-size offerings this year, and that's basically it.
 
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