Why are so many white women walking with canes now?

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Margo Martindale

Margo Martindale

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I'm noticing a rise in young white women, a lot of them not morbidly obese, walking around with canes. What the fuck is going on?
 
Literally talking with coworkers today about this. The worst is when you can tell they don't need the damn thing when they're walking around like they're either a pimp or about to put on the ritz.
 
I dunno. I've never seen this phenomenon before but according to internet it's some gay shit or some fashion shit, so gay shit.
 
If I were to guess it’s because a lot of them claim to have a sort of nebulous disability that causes no visible symptoms that they get really mad about when you mention that they’re young and healthy. Maybe this is an attempt to really live the part.

A friend of mine is really sweet but claims to have an immune disorder which makes her constantly fatigued. She will party until 5am on weekdays, not eat real food, not exercise, and not drink anything except monster energy.
 
Silly Milly said:
A friend of mine is really sweet but claims to have an immune disorder which makes her constantly fatigued. She will party until 5am on weekdays, not eat real food, not exercise, and not drink anything except monster energy.
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Poor lymph circulation causes lethargy, and the only way to circulate it is by exercise.
 
Please post a video of this cane phenomenon, most likely from TikTok, for us visual slow learners in the back of the class.

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I asked a woman with a cane what happened to her, she said she needed it because she had trouble walking after an accident involving her TV or something, I didn't quite understand what she meant, she mentioned the British Broadcasting Corporation, well she used the abbreviation. I'm guessing the TV fell on her?
 
Silly Milly said:
If I were to guess it’s because a lot of them claim to have a sort of nebulous disability that causes no visible symptoms that they get really mad about when you mention that they’re young and healthy. Maybe this is an attempt to really live the part.

A friend of mine is really sweet but claims to have an immune disorder which makes her constantly fatigued. She will party until 5am on weekdays, not eat real food, not exercise, and not drink anything except monster energy.
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I have a friend just like this, but the added bonus is that somehow her narcolepsy plays a part. She will still wear her 5 inch platforms though! Love her to death...
 
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