🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
Stan said:
Austin confirms my central thesis about Kiwi Farms once again: I feel better about my own life problems looking at this guy. I think a lot of people do.
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Hardly, at least for me.
I follow him strictly for his entertainment value. My problems are my own and let's be honest, Austin is so low on the social pyramid. Yeah I'm not a felon and a crackhead in jail for doing too much crack while out on bond for domestic assault and possession, but that doesn't make me feel any better about myself. In fact, sometimes lolcows make me feel bad and this is the reason why I don't really follow anyone else. They're all way too sad and just ruin my mood(DSP, the Booger, Wings, KingCobra, Rekieta etc.. all too depressing). Results make me feel better about myself. BMJ was a happy place I used to come to and have a laugh with you guys.
And now he's gone.
I'd lie if I said I didn't feel some type of way.
Seriously rooting for the expensive lawyer he rapped about. Get my man out next week bro pls just a few more streams man that's all I need.
 
Monopolywheel said:
Cancer hands

Still needs to learn that
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He'd probably be really, really bad at poker. Even if he didn't degen it up playing every single hand, I can't see him laying down something that started good even if it's obvious he's beaten.

Then he'd go massively on tilt and donk off the rest.
 
AnOminous said:
He'd probably be really, really bad at poker. Even if he didn't degen it up playing every single hand, I can't see him laying down something that started good even if it's obvious he's beaten.

Then he'd go massively on tilt and donk off the rest.
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Yeah, the potential for meltdowns seem great if he plays at high stakes
Shame he's too retarded to learn the rules
 
Smithfield Ham said:
So, how long do you guys think he's looking at?
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Bare copium minimum, a month, likely more. We need to wait till sentencing, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was a year or more. Cocaine possession is likely 1-2 years, could be longer, but unlikely. The serious time is his suspended sentence, potentially 5 years.

Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
Minimum of 5 years, because of his suspended sentence.
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The judge COULD send him to prison*, or they could just extend his probation for another 10 years or something, as well as mandatory completion of rehab, or some other terms, etc. It depends a lot on his defense, and the judge.

The best thing would be a deferral, and some kind of external drug rehabilitation program, but he failed his piss tests, and didn't show up to a meeting, so I'm guessing rehab will be done while he's incarcerated. I highly doubt he'll be let out again until he's completed a program.

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Hopefully something like this will fix the crackarooski brain. The specific program will depend on what's offered at his correctional facility.
 
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IcedBacon said:
Hopefully something like this will fix the crackarooski brain. The specific program will depend on what's offered at his correctional facility.
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If bossman ever wants to solve his crack problem then he would need quit gambling too. In bossman's own version of maslow's hierarchy of needs gambling is above weed and crack and the gambling directly funds those two.
 
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DSP for president 2032 said:
Circumcised Schlomo Jewish Judge wields tar-colored vantablack niggerpenis as lash to subjugate White Cattle. BBC is built into the system.

Warden cultivates tropical plants to accommodate vine-swinging for semi-sentient spear-chuckers in concrete cop dungeon.

Austin Peterson bunks with bifurcated afro coon. Forced to endure monoroon, duoroon, triroon, up to to octoroon gangbang. None to blame but rootless Jew judge.

Cycle of circumcision continues. Baby's penis not safe from knives in Niggerworld.
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2024 regs gotta be the worst by far.
 
KiwiSuperPowerUser said:
What are FIOAs like in VA? Would love to see the bodycam footage of the arrest. Even if it's boring it's always interesting watching a minor E celeb get slapped with some iron bracelets and watch reality actually hit them for a moment.
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To give you a retard explanation since you can't search (Google has answers, and there's answers in this thread): Unless you live in the commonwealth of VA, you ain't getting shit, and even if you live there, its still not the easiest. To relate it to concealed carry, there is "Shall-Issue, May-Issue, and No-Issue". VA is in between May-Issue and No-Issue.

Also, not relevant, but handcuffs are made of carbon steel, stainless steel and aluminum mostly.
 
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IcedBacon said:
Bare copium minimum, a month, likely more. We need to wait till sentencing, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was a year or more. Cocaine possession is likely 1-2 years, could be longer, but unlikely. The serious time is his suspended sentence, potentially 5 years.


The judge COULD send him to prison*, or they could just extend his probation for another 10 years or something, as well as mandatory completion of rehab, or some other terms, etc. It depends a lot on his defense, and the judge.

The best thing would be a deferral, and some kind of external drug rehabilitation program, but he failed his piss tests, and didn't show up to a meeting, so I'm guessing rehab will be done while he's incarcerated. I highly doubt he'll be let out again until he's completed a program.

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Hopefully something like this will fix the crackarooski brain. The specific program will depend on what's offered at his correctional facility.
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the zog brainwashing from twitch didn't work. you think some simple state funded program is gonna break our bossmen? FUCK NO it won't.
 
IcedBacon said:
Bare copium minimum, a month, likely more. We need to wait till sentencing, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was a year or more. Cocaine possession is likely 1-2 years, could be longer, but unlikely. The serious time is his suspended sentence, potentially 5 years.


The judge COULD send him to prison*, or they could just extend his probation for another 10 years or something, as well as mandatory completion of rehab, or some other terms, etc. It depends a lot on his defense, and the judge.

The best thing would be a deferral, and some kind of external drug rehabilitation program, but he failed his piss tests, and didn't show up to a meeting, so I'm guessing rehab will be done while he's incarcerated. I highly doubt he'll be let out again until he's completed a program.

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Hopefully something like this will fix the crackarooski brain. The specific program will depend on what's offered at his correctional facility.
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But we don't want the crackarooski brain fixed, he's not Bossman without his rocks
 
Elysian said:
He was smoking weed as well and I’m pretty sure that lingers in your system for at least a week or two. Bail conditions like that tend to include a “no intoxicants” rule even if the stuff in question is legal to do (hence why Rekeita had to hide all his booze). So even if he successfully stopped doing crack (which he obviously didn’t lmao) the weed consumption would have still sunk him.
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Weed is very slow to leave the body I believe like up to a Month or longer.
 
IcedBacon said:
Bare copium minimum, a month, likely more. We need to wait till sentencing, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was a year or more. Cocaine possession is likely 1-2 years, could be longer, but unlikely. The serious time is his suspended sentence, potentially 5 years.


The judge COULD send him to prison*, or they could just extend his probation for another 10 years or something, as well as mandatory completion of rehab, or some other terms, etc. It depends a lot on his defense, and the judge.

The best thing would be a deferral, and some kind of external drug rehabilitation program, but he failed his piss tests, and didn't show up to a meeting, so I'm guessing rehab will be done while he's incarcerated. I highly doubt he'll be let out again until he's completed a program.

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Hopefully something like this will fix the crackarooski brain. The specific program will depend on what's offered at his correctional facility.
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Am I autistic or is Crack not a Schedule 1 or 2, up to 10 years imprisonment in VA? (2x felon, violent offender, broke bond)


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