Can we get a dating forum thread going?

[Mozzarella Dicks]

For starters, I like a guy who's funny, has a good education, and TRUE AND HONEST about himself. Most importantly, he's gotta be madly in love with me like how I'm madly in love with him.

All I ask is that you send the dick pics after we're married, okay?

Does graduating from homeschool count as a good education?

 

[Electric Eye]

Any ladies in here interested in inheriting some of my alpha male sized COLLEGE DEBT!?!?

 

[XxBigBlackDickLover69xX]

I have over five thousand in the bank and make barely above minimum wage part-time. Also I've had a gold-digging ex and am no longer willing to give out money when requested if I'm not getting anything back.

so sex for money?

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm not worthy of being date raped.

 

[LD 3187]

I'm not worthy of being date raped.

Your post says no but your booty say yes you are.

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

so sex for money?

If I reject it when it's offered for free, why would I pay you to do it?

 

[XxBigBlackDickLover69xX]

If I reject it when it's offered for free, why would I pay you to do it?

I wasn't offering, it was a question to how you worded it.

 

[drain]

any sugardaddies here?

 

[Male]

I can recite everything that happened in Commando, and studies show that improves sexual experiences because nothing makes a more satisfying climax than being told "Let off some steam Bennett".


Also I'm page #69 so that's gotta count for something

 

[SpacePanther]

any sugardaddies here?

Only Splenda daddies in the Farms

Any ladies in here interested in inheriting some of my alpha male sized COLLEGE DEBT!?!?

Wanna share? <3

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

any sugardaddies here?

One of my exes used to call me that and I thought she was joking. Definitely wasn't what I signed up for.

 

[drain]

One of my exes used to call me that and I thought she was joking. Definitely wasn't what I signed up for.

never too late to try

 

[Cthulu]

One of my exes used to call me that and I thought she was joking. Definitely wasn't what I signed up for.

 

[Bassomatic]

any sugardaddies here?

I think we can work something out, but you have to be willing to also be emotionally distant, so I spend more and work harder to win your affection when I'm really chasing a dragon.

Oh, I mean that's what I call dating.

 

[drain]

I think we can work something out, but you have to be willing to also be emotionally distant, so I spend more and work harder to win your affection when I'm really chasing a dragon.

Oh, I mean that's what I call dating.

thats ok, i'm a generally dead inside person

 

[Bassomatic]

mar....marrry me sempai?

 

[drain]

mar....marrry me sempai?

*marries you*
another successful sugardaddy story

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

Why would you encourage kiwis to date? The more lonely we are, the more time we spend pumping content into threads. Relationships kill forums.

 

[Wish a nigga would]

MWF seeking lonely and loaded kiwis to shower me with attention and gifts from my amazon wishlist. Must love dogs.

 

[DatBepisTho]

*marries you*
another successful sugardaddy story

Noooo I was secretly wanting to marry Basso. You Legion dicks ruin everything.

Ps. REEEEEE

Edit: Totally over it now, bye.