💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Super Hans v2]

Those images are low-effort garbage even for Jack. I can't tell if he's trying to piss off vegetarians again or if he's just retarded and likes using cartoons because they're the only form of media he's capable of understanding. I guess the two aren't mutually exclusive.

I'll give him that there was a little bit of editing for once. Usually he just steals a thumbnail, the fucking communist.

 

[Neko GF]

RAMZY'S MEAT & THREE​

(09/18/2024)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=ojdujpgeGFk

Spoiler: Local Archive (720p):

 

[Super Hans v2]

RAMZY'S MEAT & THREE​

(09/18/2024)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ojdujpgeGFkPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=ojdujpgeGFk

Going off just the thumbnail:

-Styrofoam trays again.
-Restaurant can't be fucked to even fit their slop to the tray compartments.
-Pancakes, mac and cheese, and okra as his three, very carnivore of Jack.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Very interesting frame of Jack here



Only food shown in the review



Interesting how Jack doesn't show his plate, but one forkful of chicken



As a side note, love how he tried to say the Meat Loaf is good because Tammy liked it and prefaced it by saying "You know a lot of people don't like meat loaf, so for her to say that" and then interrupted by Tammy saying she does like Meat Loaf

 

[AnOminous]

Going off just the thumbnail:

-Styrofoam trays again.
-Restaurant can't be fucked to even fit their slop to the tray compartments.
-Pancakes, mac and cheese, and okra as his three, very carnivore of Jack.

The food looked like shit you'd be served in a school cafeteria by some fat bitch in a hairnet slopping it onto a plastic tray.

"It was rilly guuuud" says Fatso.

And this zero taste fat fuckface bitched about Five Guys.

 

[biggacracka]

Interesting how Jack doesn't show his plate, but one forkful of chicken

Imagine being Jim Traynor, porking tamham and you look too the side and see this gimp saluting you with a forkfull of chicken

 

[Bassomatic]

These reviews are parody level. Like if I wanted to make fun of the 1000000+ low effort YouTubers out there who just want an excuse to eat out id still put in more work then these wrecks.

Tammy never has cared, and Jack can't do more anymore. He legitimately is that crippled. (And gay)

Actually to go back a bit and not to poli sperg but lot of us are into food (and by default it's history) we all know of the Jungle and some of the fucked up stuff that happened. Sinclair was an open socialist and did admit he lied about some stuff (esp the plot) because he wanted to get the ball rolling. Also like any long time Jack posted regardless where you stand political religious etc it's well worth laughing at Jack.

Funny enough just a few years ago Hebrew national got pinched for doing bad things to hot dogs. My question is how do you skimp on tires and road kill? I keed I keed.

 

[The Stranger]

And this zero taste fat fuckface bitched about Five Guys.

I'm fairly confident the only things he can make out are the size of the number next to the menu item and the size of the fud. You could probably serve him a block of cardboard covered in sauce for $2 and he'd give you an A BLUS

 

[biggacracka]

You could probably serve him a block of cardboard covered in sauce for $2 and he'd give you an A BLUS

"De meat wuz a bit dr*gurles*ry but de sauce heps an for 2$ you can't go wong guyse. Iz an A BLUS from me"

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I'm fairly confident the only things he can make out are the size of the number next to the menu item and the size of the fud. You could probably serve him a block of cardboard covered in sauce for $2 and he'd give you an A BLUS

No he likes his meat thick, he hates Five Guys because of the smash burgers

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

RAMZY'S MEAT & THREE​

(09/18/2024)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ojdujpgeGFkPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=ojdujpgeGFk

Spoiler: Local Archive (720p):

SaveTube.App-RAMZY'S MEAT & THREE.mp4

When he says "Shes had A LOTT of meatloafs" I had the feeling he was talking about BBC

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack whines about technology



Another post about how much he loves his wife



I'm pretty sure an average person who likes to cook would be better than Jack who has been cooking for 15+ years



So people want to buy merch of a retarded fat bald guy

 

[biggacracka]

I'm pretty sure an average person who likes to cook would be better than Jack who has been cooking for 15+ years

Come the fuck on!
He could have went with a play here and just reply "cooking with Jack" as it's not only the name of the channel but what the channel [should be] about

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Come the fuck on!
He could have went with a play here and just reply "cooking with Jack" as it's not only the name of the channel but what the channel [should be] about

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Jack Scalfani is fucking retarded.

 

[Shartavius]

These reviews are parody level. Like if I wanted to make fun of the 1000000+ low effort YouTubers out there who just want an excuse to eat out id still put in more work then these wrecks.

 

[biggacracka]

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Jack Scalfani is fucking retarded.

Sometimes I forget how retarded he is. I always think he can't be any more retarded and BOOM, there he goes, pushing the limits of retardation further and further

 

[p1138]

"Wahhh, Elon, get rid of the engagement farmers!" proceeds to provide engagement to an engagement farming account lol

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Going off just the thumbnail:

-Styrofoam trays again.
-Restaurant can't be fucked to even fit their slop to the tray compartments.
-Pancakes, mac and cheese, and okra as his three, very carnivore of Jack.

I was going to say absolutely none of it looks appetizing at all. Given the place is completely dead during the dinner hours even for takeout it likely says a lot about the food.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack is still dumb on Twitter

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Continuing his campaign on Engagement Farming

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And his plans for his exotic meat

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Of all the things to make with such an "exotic" meat as rabbit he chooses stew.

These jokes almost write themselves.

RAMZY'S MEAT & THREE​

(09/18/2024)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ojdujpgeGFkPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=ojdujpgeGFk

Spoiler: Local Archive (720p):

SaveTube.App-RAMZY'S MEAT & THREE.mp4

Looks like shit. But then it's a small hole in the wall. All I know is that Fatty is not the voice of reason when it comes to restaurant choices. Give him enough meat, fat and grease for a cheap price and he says it's gud.

 

[Jex]

I read an article about a man who accidentally stabbed himself to death while trying to separate frozen burgers. He had an impaired arm due to a stroke, which made me think of Jack. It’s impressive that he’s still going.