💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[N1bbaN3rd]

The thing is, they're not at rock bottom yet.

Exactly. Nick is basically on the same trajectory as the Gunt.
The only difference is that he's falling from a far greater height.

 

[AnOminous]

So instead of the Branch Balldinian we get a sad throuple that the kids have been removed from all because Nick is too lazy to keep up even a semblance of being a functional human being.

Remember Nick is such an absolute faggot he finds it too difficult to tell someone he's paying to do something he wants them to do. That's just how big of a fairy he is. They don't read his nearly nonexistent mind and magically figure out what he wants, then he's mad and making shower calls.

That's why he makes a shitty cult leader. He can't even run a cult based on being a pathetic, submissive cuck.

Nick also likely did coke in the church based on first hand reports

A piece of shit like Nick would probably get off on the Satanic energy of defying God by snorting coke in Beelzebub's name on the altar of God. I wouldn't be at all surprised if this worthless demonic creature would do something like that.

 

[Rafael Epstein]

Bingo card update, the three have been completed.
The ceiling cats version hinges on a few unlikely entries.

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Maybe Balldoskelly was funded by the Kemlin, look at those Zs.

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This one will never be completed because he's a belligerent skeleton.
Or he can get sued again, balldo's in your park Nicky.

Didn't he get a shitty 3 wolf tattoo on his arm? Also I feel like he deserves at least a half balldo for divorce arc (he divorced Aaron)

 

[AltisticRight]

Didn't he get a shitty 3 wolf tattoo on his arm? Also I feel like he deserves at least a half balldo for divorce arc (he divorced Aaron)

Well it didn't specify whose divorce so I can give it a full balldo.
Did he get a garbage tattoo on his other twig too? I looked over that one.


Shameless. Shameful!

 

[Cap-tan]

It's probably been done but the orange shower inspired me.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

At 6:14 the Kush guy makes the claim Nick has been swinging for years(6-7 different couples before Aaron) inside the church and only when he brought in an outsider(Aaron) did the church turn on Nick.

I think it's very sus. Just the one we know about destroyed 1 marriage. They attached themselves to April. They had CPS reports and a drug arrest. Hard to believe they successfully deal with 7 priors with nothing. It seems that it is a very destructive lifestyle.

I could see them possibly bringing church couples to their Gay 90's club as guests. Not sure if that qualifies.

 

[eDove]

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That shower looked straight out of Silent Hill. James may just be more noble than Nick because, at least, most of his dark urges stayed dark urges. Nick spent all his money on coke, passed aroumd his wife, and let Jamaican men fuck him up the ass. Not even the writers of SH2 could've conjured up his every day depravity.

 

[Strix454]

I am going to pull this from the Aaron thread because it adds a new dynamic on Nick's swinging i don't recall being discussed or even being suggested. At 6:14 the Kush guy makes the claim Nick has been swinging for years(6-7 different couples before Aaron) inside the church and only when he brought in an outsider(Aaron) did the church turn on Nick. The years bit isn't really new but the church connection is new. Does anyone recall the timeline of Nick attacking church people and when Arron started to appear?

My memory of the timeline when he attacked incel prudes and attacked the church people is hazy.

This really doesn't seem credible. The first problem is how the Kush guy knows of this. The second problem is that sounds like any number of past stories that tried to make Nick into the victim of other people. Evil swinger church frames Nick because they are jealous of Aaron being with Nick and wife? Probably not.

Looking at their channels, these guys are dabbleverse adjacent stoners. They are full of bad theories about Nick, Aaron and alot of other things. I don't see how they would know anything inside about any of what was going on. with Nick

I think the church rants started in the fall of 2023. Maybe October or November. At some point before that, the rants started because Nick got invited to an adult social event at his church and decided to share his ideas on onlyfans moms with the other people. They were not accepting of his ideas and that is where the church thing started IMO.

Its not impossible that Nick was swinging inside his church, but there needs to be a better source than these guys for it.

 

[repentance]

I'm not saying that it 100% did not happen but the swinging with other members from their church thing is kind of hard to believe. If it is April and Aaron that they are referring to, since they attended, then the claim is misleading as hell.

They specifically say that this was prior to Aaron and April. They don't give any indication at all of how they know any of this, although I very much doubt that Aaron and April were their first foray into swinging.

It's worth noting that one of the things about which concern was expressed in the report by the pastor which set this all in motion was Aaron and April having moved into the Rekieta home.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I am going to pull this from the Aaron thread because it adds a new dynamic on Nick's swinging i don't recall being discussed or even being suggested. At 6:14 the Kush guy makes the claim Nick has been swinging for years(6-7 different couples before Aaron) inside the church and only when he brought in an outsider(Aaron) did the church turn on Nick. The years bit isn't really new but the church connection is new. Does anyone recall the timeline of Nick attacking church people and when Arron started to appear?

My memory of the timeline when he attacked incel prudes and attacked the church people is hazy.

I am pressing "X to doubt" on those claims. It is just someone uninvolved in the thing talking out of his ass, bringing up things that have been speculated about on this very thread.

Is it likely they had previous swinging partners? Very much so. Did anyone who is in the know ever mention a number? Not that I know of and not that it has been mentioned here, which it would have been 100% if it had been brought up by Nick/Kayla/April/Aaron.
The only people I trust to have a non 100%-made-it-the-fuck-up opinion are those directly involved as a swinging partner, otherwise I just don't see how they would know.

A lot of things are possible and its interesting to speculate, but random youtube dude making up new story elements without a shred of credibility is probably not going to go anywhere.

(It is much more likely someone is reading KF and misinterpreting things or intentionally misrepresenting them as facts, because it gets attention)

Exactly. Nick is basically on the same trajectory as the Gunt.
The only difference is that he's falling from a far greater height.

The impact is coming too.

 

[SargonF00t]

Exactly. Nick is basically on the same trajectory as the Gunt.
The only difference is that he's falling from a far greater height.

Both literally and figuratively.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Didn't he get a shitty 3 wolf tattoo on his arm?

April got that tattoo. Nick is one of the wolves depicted.

 

[thebigdream]

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April got that tattoo. Nick is one of the wolves depicted.

Inside me there are three wolves. All of them are Nick gaslighting me from different angles.

 

[Phillip Green]

Just to clarify by 'inside the church' i meant other couples who went to the church. Not that he actually had swinger parties at the church itself.

I am pressing "X to doubt" on those claims. It is just someone uninvolved in the thing talking out of his ass, bringing up things that have been speculated about on this very thread.

Gobermental is correct. "Johnny Kush" is the mixed race mentally ill burnout host of the "Marijuana Happy Hour" podcast. He's been a (very) minor side character in the "Who Are These Podcasts" universe where he is covered for repeatedly (and unsuccessfully) picking fights with/begging for attention from various Dabbleverse nobodies.

If my recall of the lore is correct, he was involuntarily committed sometime in the last year or two, and has been ranting lately about his many imagined sexual escapades due to a fictitious sex addiction.

He knows nothing about Imholte or Nick aside from what he's read online, and is just making shit up because it's a topic that gets him attention. He may end up being a future lolcow topic in his own right, but can safely be ignored on any Rackets related issues.

Examples of his high quality thoughts can be found here: https://x.com/marijuanahappy

 

[There She Glows]

April got that tattoo. Nick is one of the wolves depicted.

And she's incredibly proud of it and twists her arm at awkward angles to show it off in every picture. Very funny because the design looks like it was lifted directly off a t-shirt from a Goodwill in Idaho.

 

[Hrothgar]

They specifically say that this was prior to Aaron and April. They don't give any indication at all of how they know any of this, although I very much doubt that Aaron and April were their first foray into swinging.

It's worth noting that one of the things about which concern was expressed in the report by the pastor which set this all in motion was Aaron and April having moved into the Rekieta home.

I mean, I think it's far more likely they were concerned that the druggies moved their druggie buddies into a house with 5 kids than they were jealous that the Imholtes stole the Rekietas away from a Protestant swinger club.

 

[AltisticRight]

And she's incredibly proud of it and twists her arm at awkward angles to show it off in every picture. Very funny because the design looks like it was lifted directly off a t-shirt from a Goodwill in Idaho.

She displays her swinger pineapple with pride too.
But can you even call it swinging when she's been dumped by Aaron already? Washed up and coked up humanoid fleshlight for Balldoskelly's little needle.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I don't see a divorce happening. Nick's family is a huge part of his ego. It's easier to let Kayla get pilled up and sit around like a lobotomized retard watching Star Trek and playing with Legos all day. If Kayla miraculously grows a spine and files for divorce, she'll likely get a poor outcome. Her family is a bunch of yokels. Nick's family is rich and will do anything to sweep for him, including lying to the court like Bobby The Broom did. It certainly doesn't help that there is a clip of her saying she's a bad mother who does nothing, and how Nick is the greatest dad who does everything in the house and for the kids and she does nothing.

America is so biased against men in divorce it's appalling. That clip doesn't matter at all. All she has to do is pin Nick as the abusive one for starting the coke and swinging and accuse him of coercing her into it, and there's no amount of money or fancy lawyering that's going to save Nick. I don't think you understand to a divorce court how absolutely KINO'd Nick would truly be. She might even be able to nuke the trust fund depending on the judge and how it's written. She could theoretically take everything from Nick at any time. The reality is, Nick has done so many horrible, terrible things that she can accuse him of, there's literally nothing stopping her from anally raping Nick in court. She could probably drive him to suicide if he weren't such a narcissist. The only thing holding Kayla back from doing this is the idea of raising 5 kids on her own and sheer laziness.

 

[Plate of Shrimp]

I spent 92 seconds in MS paint and made a thing.



Here's a story
of a brokedick lawyer
who really, really likes the smell of coke.
Drugs and whiskey
have left him flaccid
he got a balldo

Here's a story
of a ragged coke hag
Her body destroyed from having 5 kids
She spends her days
zoned out on benzos
and watching Star Trek

Then the hungry, dirty children
met a pastor
and he knew it was much more than a hunch
That this group
must somehow form a qover
And that's the way they all became
the Balldo Bunch

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Live footage of Rekieta in the shower texting Null right now how he's still a streamer and going to prove us all wrong very shortly: