💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

Real talk.

Also lol at the local asskisser @Lidl Drip sitting in this thread 24/7 and calling anyone else parasocial.

 

[Wirlaburla]

He already said it a million times.

Then he had no reason to reply again. The only reason the discussion even continued here was because he replied to it all pissmad.

 

[Null]

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Josh has to bloat max to properly disguise himself as an American citizen on reentry. When they ask him what he’s been doing for the last 10 years he can’t say “moderating Reddit” unless his chins are flapping like Ralph in an earthquake

 

[Sneeds]

Chill. I would've taken your word for it. I didn't even know there was a last time, but you should've told everyone calling the scale fake to fuck off in the first place.

Nigga you got my nigga @Juhlonduss banned from kick pussy

 

[Aquinas 2]

I think null owes it to the forum, no to ME, to post his stomach for me to personally see

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Josh, I think everybody would mostly be happy if you just dedicate a few minutes of your little Internet show each time to talk about some kind of new food you’ve tried or new thing you’re making: sometimes because it’s a local delicacy and it’s really exciting sometimes because it’s cheese and you wanna start a thermonuclear war and sometimes it’s, you know, diet breadsticks because you’re trying to lose weight.

Then make a “food recommendations for Null” thread in the appropriate board and ignore it forever.

 

[Null]

Josh, I think everybody would mostly be happy if you just dedicate a few minutes of your little Internet show each time to talk about some kind of new food you’ve tried or new thing you’re making: sometimes because it’s a local delicacy and it’s really exciting sometimes because it’s cheese and you wanna start a thermonuclear war and sometimes it’s, you know, diet breadsticks because you’re trying to lose weight.

no, i really don't feel enticed to talk about food mate.

 

[SargonF00t]

Nice show

 

[The Voicemail Devil]

budda dawg

 

[Aquinas 2]

I think if Null were to eat anything, it should be Garmonbozia

 

[Jotch]

On the topic of Neopets, I have some choice favorites:
You could own Macy Gray back in the day. She was later replaced with Kau, a cow like creature, due to copyright concerns.
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There are also a couple funny rejects.
Here is Scrunt I leave it a challenge to the reader to figure out what it is. its a turtle:


Hitler Pumpkin:

 

[MennilTossFlykune]

Worries about Josh's physical health weigh heavy on my mind

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Worries about Josh's physical health weigh heavy on my mind

Therefore, make peace with your Null,
Whatever you perceive him to be - hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
The world continues to deteriorate.
Give up!

 

[Desu Mountain]

I was once going to play D&D with Josh, and he wanted to play this thing.

https://www.aonprd.com/PrestigeClassesDisplay.aspx?ItemName=Bloatmage

He also wanted to roleplay it real serious like, and would keep stuffing pizzas and strange cheeses down his throat to make his acting more believable. He would also bring boxes of wine that he pretended was blood, and when we tried to confront him about it he would just say "I do not drink... wine."

True story.

 

[Col]

Thank you all for the feed back. Even though some like it, others apparently really hate it for some reason. I hope after the break we can maybe revisit it and come up with a solution. Like maybe reading it after the music or like a separate few minute video a month reading a chunk or something.

Please don't read scripture superchats if you have no personal, specific desire to do so. Shit's boring and aggravating, even when it's speaking a message that I agree with. Having unironic/unfunny sermons shoehorned into a show like MATI makes me MATI. It's become a reason for me to pause the stream for a couple of minutes at some point before superchats so that I can skip the scripture.

But just to clarify two things. You didn't need to pause for minutes. I edit the audio each week. The average clip is under 25 seconds and the longest one ever was 40 seconds. Finally, Enoch hasn't really sermonized yet. It has been telling a story. It also doesn't really give the reader any commands until the end basically saying to observe a 365 day calendar.

 

[Gorton Colu]

@Null Do you naturally have a slower heartbeat or was this something you developed?

I believe I remember a MATI from a couple of years ago where you said you were naturally reptilian and could wait for your enemies to get their just rewards, but I'm not sure.

Is it possible to acquire this ability?

 

[I'm a Silly]

The formerly fat retard should move to Mexico and become a lawyer, perhaps for Ralph.

Yes, Nikocado Avocado the Avocado Abogado.

Nikocado Avocado, the Avocado Abogado who drinks Advocaat.

Also rape this post Agree if you think Null’s stress induced murder of a teacher should be added to the kiwifarms kill count.

Listen here, post:

 

[Null]

I am processing the Gumroad video now, will be up soon.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Caleb Maupin is a Red Diaper Baby and stands to school people on why [presuming they are America First, &c.] they should stop washing Putin's balls; tankies love Putin. So this is a two-fer!

Please tell me Mr. Caleb about your obsession with being a spanky tanky and how bdsm is essential to the workers struggle in the United states