💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

You can file another petition that has clearer words and more information.

THE PETITIONER: I'd be happy to do so.

THE COURT: Well, we are going to end up with that being the case.

HOLY FUCKING BURN and I bet fats was too stupid to realize what the judge just said. Holy shit I've not seen something this hilarious.

Dammit how much do I have to superchat null to read the whole damn thing with voices?

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THE COURT: Okay. And I don't know of any barrier where you cannot write out a clear statement.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahahahaahhahaahhahaahaha I'm actually fucking laughing out loud! oh God in heaven I'm supposed to be on Zoom in 3 minutes fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

dammmit dammit dammit gonna have to go on mute or cancel

THE COURT: I am not saying you're making this up. Don't misunderstand.

THE PETITIONER: Well, you certainly are.

THE COURT: No. And I want you to know the Judge is sympathetic to this issue.

this fat faggot is having the judge tell him exactly what to do and how to do it and he can't even reach Greer levels.

This is batshit. Melinda Scott is better at law than fat Rick.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I know Rick was fuming when he heard the judge remark on his filing's poor grammar.

"No, your honor child. I did not write that. That did not o-ccur."

25+ years after school and Rick is still handing in subpar 1.2 GPA quality work.

 

[Law]

Brian Keene calling Rick a "hypertensive Kool-Aid man" is great.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

This judge has amazing comedic timing. What a read. Worth every penny that cunt reporter charged.

Domestic abuse is an area of law in which the courts hold the hands of tards to a ridiculous degree. The family services center Pat paid for are aimed at women who are illiterate or don't speak any English, otherwise there's no point in having an intermediary. That's why the judge goes "I can tell you're an intelligent special boy, you can do it! we believe in you!".

Got treated with kid gloves, but he still couldn't take the rejection like a man and threw a tantrum. "you certainly are!". Mama Raven did a number on him growing up.

 

[Drama Trauma]

He just lost his case against Dan the Man (Dan Mullen; Nice Podcast, Stupid), but he was surprisingly quiet about it.
His only happiness now comes from the Trump shares fall: (A)

 

[Judge Holden]

NO CHILD YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING AT ME. THAT IS SIMPLY NOT TRUE

 

[ForTheHoard]

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NO CHILD YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING AT ME. THAT IS SIMPLY NOT TRUE

Home run, Chippa.

 

[AnOminous]

Mild PL, but I knew which bar Alan Moore drank in, and even if he could be a cantankerous and precious sod at times, the bar still appreciated his patronage and the comic nerd drinkers who showed up.

Alan Moore may be an asshole but he's the kind of asshole I'd definitely have a beer with. He may have even gotten mad at fans who liked Rorschach but for the wrong reasons, but he CREATED FUCKING RORSCHACH. That's enough to forgive him for anything.

I also love how with Watchmen he was definitely parodying Steve Ditko and his ridiculous political philosophy but at the same time also clearly admired his genius, despite having a ridiculous political philosophy himself. I mean the dude's politics are nuts, but at least he's principled about them.

And he refused royalties for the Hollywood movies based on his works that he uniformly loathes (even the reasonably good ones that do not actually massacre what he wrote), but was entirely okay with everyone else involved cashing in.

His charm has always been just how much of an amusingly vile and petulant retard lacking in even the slightest self awareness he is and how pathologically obsessed he is with "winning" internet fights and the just fucking jawdropping amount of time and efforts he pours into this despite all the damage this has done to his already unimpressive bank balance and reputation.

Insert that meme here about how Internet arguments are like the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

THE COURT: And you're extremely intelligent. I appreciate this.

Whelp, that's it, boys and boipussies. Wrap it up and send us home. The UNITED STATES COURT OF ACTUALLY IT WAS A STATE COURT OF SOME CHEESE STATE NOBODY CARES ABOUT EXCEPT WHEN THEY CHANGE THE ELECTION OR SINK A BIG ASS BOAT has ruled that Fat Rick is extremely intelligent. Null has never had the court rule that.

We are eternally BTFO.

THE COURT: Oh, of course. Because I'm here to -- I should not give legal advice, but I'm here to give you what I can.

This fucking fatrick, he turned a judge who was willing to Greer it up and ended up with a fucking rickwriter.

He cannot HELP but snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

The judge basically begged him to go home, write out what he wanted to say, and resubmit it, and he'd get his TRO and then a PRO. Fats did absolutely nothing because he's a lazy faggot and can't do any work himself without a domestic violence support team helping him muahahaha.

 

[Judge Holden]

NO CHILD YOU ARE NOT CHASING ME.

My own nascent video editing forays aside, I came across fatricks's fat faggot face with an arcing jet of semen that left a welt on his cheeks like he had just been lashed by a bullwhip an amusing exchange on threads in which the pig continues his criscosade against anti biden leftists


Now something noggles my boglin about this. He will *never* fucking block people calling him a fat faggot with bitch tits or threatening to shit in his toilet or fart in his wife or such, but disagree with him on whatever opinions he has downloaded that week? BLOCK BLOCK BBBBBBBBBBBLOCKED CHILD!

Which flies in the face of his endless feeding of the trolls as being merely an autistic "dont let the idiot stalkerchilds win" reaction, as he is fully capable of blocking those who disagree with him. Which while feeding and sneeding the interpretation this is some deliberate ploy to farm negative troll attention so he gets extra fodder for his solicitations to the media about how he is being targeted by troll ISIS, is entirely incongruent with just how much effort and time he pours into it, and how emotive and fuckass mad he gets behind the scenes, which we occasionally get confirmations of

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Which while feeding and sneeding the interpretation this is some deliberate ploy to farm negative troll attention so he gets extra fodder for his solicitations to the media about how he is being targeted by troll ISIS, is entirely incongruent with just how much effort and time he pours into it, and how emotive and fuckass mad he gets behind the scenes, which we occasionally get confirmations of

He loves people who (to him) appear unhinged and he can "dunk" on, the people who he absolutely cannot stand are the people who are 99.99999999% identical to him, but disagree on the color of orange to wear on St Paddy's day.

He's a histrionic faggot and thinks blocking does anything - but it only does one thing: prevent others from seeing the criticism of him.

This is why, for all their amusement and fun (and who doesn't enjoy stalkering a child prison of a toilet-dumper), the pests really never reach to the level of the Leslies or the Brians.

 

[AnOminous]

It's not race or where you live that gets you killed, it's the act of sending amped up men with guns into what they have every reason to believe is a life or death situation.

The one guy who actually got killed thanks to a swatting was a white guy.

That said, he followed it up immediately with this:

Or, if you want an example from the other side of the spectrum, imagine if I’d had a big old Don’t Tread On Me flag flying outside the house. Imagine just how horribly wrong it could have gone in any of those situations.

I mean he clearly grasps that this doesn't just apply to black people.

[in refenence to being swatted] "But imagine if I’d been black,"

And he immediately followed it with or I had a Gadsden flag.

His own online actions have more of an effect than his stlaker childs do.

Not to mention his OFFLINE actions for which he has been arrested, like threatening to murder his ex-wife and, even more psychotically, to wait until his unborn daughter was born to murder his daughter, too.

No normal, sane person does anything like that. That's just fucked-up beyond belief. That's our Rick.

Augustus Glupe in particular. He was the fat one.

I think he has more in common with Veruca Salt.

 

[The Dog]

Finally, after a few weeks of using spare time to browse the thread, I have finished all of the highlights. I’ve cried, I’ve certainly laughed, and Fatrick is now up to my favorite lolcow. To me, cows like Chris-Chan are like fast food. Good for a quick bite, but leave you feeling a bit shitty afterwards. Fatrick is like a fine meal, something to be digested slowly. (something he would be very familiar with) After a long time thinking about Fatrick, I believe I have some thoughts to share about him.

Spoiler

Fatrick is a fat pig with bitch tits and I would not have sex with him.

 

[polyester]

Damn, how did we miss that the pests held a Gofundme (link, archive) for the cost of paying the court reporter for the TRO hearing transcripts, but did it under the pretense of funding Dan Mullen's honeymoon and using Patrick's picture?



I love those wacky funsters.

 

[AnOminous]

NO NO NO, CHILD. WE ARE NOTTT GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT

The audio of him saying this in his faggy voice would be so precious.

I wish there was an audio recording. I'd love to hear his tone during the "No. No. No."

Imagine his facial expression while he is struggling incredibly not to follow that up with "litttttle baby CHIIIIIILD!"

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahahahaahhahaahhahaahaha I'm actually fucking laughing out loud! oh God in heaven I'm supposed to be on Zoom in 3 minutes fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

I love judges in general. They can fuck your shit up and insult you to your face in such an irreproachable and polite sounding way that dumb pigs like Rick don't even realize how badly they just got burned.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

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Edit 2: This is an old transcript which was filed today.

Pigman is so fucking funny. I literally LOLed twice while reading this. My favorite parts are:

The Judge:"... I am not saying you're making this up. Don't misunderstand.

The Pig: "Well, you certainly are"

The Judge: "... My goal isn't to disappoint you"

The Pig: "Well, we are."

He is such a pompous fuck, even to a judge.

He thinks so highly of himself, and he has nothing on which to base this belief. He literally barely graduated high school by the literal minimal definition. Even 2 years in the future he wouldn't have met the requirements in that state to graduate high school. He dropped out of college. So he is not an academic of any note in any sense of the term. He has never held any professional position in any organization of note. He is not a recognized leader in anything. He's no great humanitarian. His only claims to fame are having written one tweet which was stolen from someone else, one opinion piece for a major paper, pretending to be someone of intelligence and insight for a few episodes of what was essentially unwatched cable TV schlock, and a few very poorly written, and extremely poorly received books, which basically no one bought. Since then he has literally done nothing. I wouldn't count the salting of the earth, the backwards fence that violated local code, the chairs that were a hazard to life and limb, the lawsuit where he ended up paying the party he sued nearly $90,000, or pleading no contest to threatening the life of his then wife and soon to be born daughter, whom he abandoned, as accomplishments, in fact, quite the opposite of that.

His list of "accomplishments", and abject failures, to date read like what someone would write in a suicide note where they lament that their life was a waste.

 

[TurboNAS]

Patrick went through the embarrassment of showing up to a restraining order hearing against BDA with no evidence. You’d think he’d learn from that and have a pile of receipts of Dan Mullen saying awful things to him, contacting him on his phone, etc.

Instead Dan is the ringleader so every funster who texted Rick with Wookie pictures or made a fake Toiletson account had to be under Dan’s direct control because… Just trust me bro, it’s definitely him!

Where is this pile of evidence? Presumably he turned over the same files to the FBI but can’t he go back to that well and write up a thorough trail for Dan?

Nope!

Getting harassed by a group of people like the Pests would be a nightmare. But you’d think it would become your personal mission to have every vicious tweet and SMS screenshotted and filed away to hand over to the authorities or anyone who will listen.

Patrick is a hell of a cautionary tale about the folly of never backing down.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I am impressed how calmly the judge was wrangling the tard.
I find it annoying how petulant and disrespectful Fatrick was in return.
He shows noone proper respect, even if he is 100% at fault.
A coddled child. I sometimes wish that judges would go harder on pro se cunts like that, even though they almost never do.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Editors exist for a reason.

Admittedly those are easy mistakes to make. Just as our beloved @AnOminous said earlier, we all do it once in a while. However, last I checked, the vast majority of us don't write for a living. And as I said earlier, I no longer think one has to be particularly skilled, smart, or talented to get books published.

Fuck my ass I am so angry I missed cawntent like this while I was blueballing myself this last week

No, child. That's not how it works. You do not clinically take the cock in your ass. The police KNOW that Patrick does. This is why your asshole will remain intact. Enjoy prison.

There seems to be a small contingent of Stlakerchilds who hate Rick not so much because he's the most insufferable shitbag on earth, but because he's a Libtard. I swear some of these people would be fine with him if he had the exact same personality, but supported Trump.

The thing about Rick is that his politics literally don't matter. He doesn't actually give a shit about any of the positions he espouses. Those are just the standard political beliefs of the person he wants everyone to think he is. He doesn't actually give a rat's ass about black people or gays or trannies (except when he's trying to fuck them). It's all virtue signalling. He never does or says anything for any reason other than to stroke his own ego.

Wow, neither I nor anyone else here ever considered this. Thank you for this unique and fresh perspective, new stlaker.

 

[AnOminous]

A coddled child. I someone wish that judges would go harder on pro se cunts like that, even though they almost never are.

Seriously anyone acting like Fatty did should have enjoyed a night in jail, with the time going up if he got stupid enough to repeat his asinine behavior.