💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Jack Vlogs has been taken DOWN TO THE GROUND:
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Everyone I've spoken to about this suspects Scalflaggotry is at work and he has been known to strike channels in the past.

I'm uploading my local backups to a rumble channel: https://rumble.com/user/JackVlogs80085
Oh but he doesn't watch other channels or issue these kinds of takedowns so it can't be him.

Except he totally does because he's a little bitch.

Except Jobs was a fucking retard who had one of the curable kinds and it was caught early enough they could have done it.
Of course because we live in the real world and not the fantasy world those guys live in. If this magical cure existed then these elites would have offered it to him to the tune of (*Dr. Evil*) a Billion Dollars! /(*Dr. Evil*).

Meanwhile like the idiot he was he decided that natural cures would work better when he'd have been just as good using a placebo.

A couple takeaways:

Faggot talks shit but when somebody does so to him they're "miserable people".
He's also the kind that regardless of where he is he knows how to do the job better than people who have been doing this for years.
He believes that he's giving sage advice.
And he's reinforcing Qali's decision not to go to college.

All in all, he's still a faggot.

If you don't want to hear what people think of your thoughts, stop saying them. Facebook isn't a private journal.
But if he does that then how will people know what he thinks?
 
I hope this song gets played every time Jack gets put on hold:

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Jack is digitizing all of his vinyl. He hasn’t DJ’d for over 20 years. I guess this is what someone does when his wife brings home the bacon.
 
I hope this song gets played every time Jack gets put on hold:

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Jack is digitizing all of his vinyl. He hasn’t DJ’d for over 20 years. I guess this is what someone does when his wife brings home the bacon.
Wheres he getting these prices, looking at ebay? I doubt even Discogs would have it 'RECORD STORE DAY RELEASE, sleeve: very good++, still in wrapper' or whatever they grade it on, for more than like 10+shipping from Europe or whatever.

That entire box is full of shit bored 20-something and people hanging out with their friends would shuffle through at Goodwill for 3 for 5, hoping to find like Led Zeppelin or The Doors or Chicago albums, maybe AC/DC or something.

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Hope you werent planning on recouping some of those construction costs Jack......
 
Wheres he getting these prices, looking at ebay?
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Funny hypothetical: The day Jack finishes the tedious work of listing 3,000 vinyl records for sale online, Mother Nature shows him why it was a bad idea to build a flimsy shipping container house in the most tornado-stricken region of America. Insurance reimburses him pennies on the dollar and nothing for his painstaking work on the listings.
 
I hate this fat cunt, he's been on the site for over a decade yet he still can't balance his audio. When will he have another stroke? Isn't it time for him to have another stroke?
The song he chose is retarded.
>It's like 100 degrees
>It used to be 80 or 90 in the past
Gee, Scalfatty. I thought you think climate change was a myth. Suffah, fatty. I hope it gets hotter so fat fucks like Jack Scalfani suffers.

>Going to the place behind me
>It's a parking lot
Okay.
What a worthless introduction. No location of the restaurant, he doesn't show any of its history. It's just "dey doo staykee so me faatttty wanta eat gud". FAT.

Fatty then shows the menu with a QR code, but proceeds to waste like minutes filming the menu anyway. A good 20% of this video was just fatty Scalfarny pointing his phone at the menu like a special needs child.
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How many undercooked/overcooked hotdogs can be shoved into that hole to invoke the reverse process of hotdog creation?

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Why do mutts call something with a few leaves and 2000 calories of gross sauces and fake cheese "salads"?
The steaks look alright. The quesadillas look like garbage.

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Does this store bought crud look fresh to you? It looks as fresh as Scalfatty's arm.

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Imagine actually wearing this.

This fat retard says he taste the exact farm the streak was from and it hasn't been processed? What was he on? So it wasn't cooked, wasn't seasoned, still had hair on it? Or he meant the beef was free range and the cows weren't fed hormones? Are we sure English is his first language?

Look at this dysgenic freak.
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Please.
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Totally bet a good chunk of those vinyls are damaged given how shittily he stores everything.
They're probably from when he was a DJ and were in shit condition to begin with.

And can he even operate a record player, much less do so while running digitizing software?

Press X to doubt.

As for the latest "steak wars", Jesus tapdancing Christ in a pole, that is a fuckin lot of salad dressing, even by fat Murican standards. I think someone in here pointed out how Jackie needs to lubricate his food now because he's so stroked out and can't chew.

IM EATING HEALTHY, MOM!!!!!
 
This fat retard says he taste the exact farm the streak was from and it hasn't been processed? What was he on? So it wasn't cooked, wasn't seasoned, still had hair on it? Or he meant the beef was free range and the cows weren't fed hormones? Are we sure English is his first language?
He's a retard but his point has more to do with his insistence that fake lab grown meat is out there. That's what he means when he says "processed". It means "fake" or adulterated in say way where it's not a slab of beef.

As for the latest "steak wars", Jesus tapdancing Christ in a pole, that is a fuckin lot of salad dressing, even by fat Murican standards. I think someone in here pointed out how Jackie needs to lubricate his food now because he's so stroked out and can't chew.
He's ALWAYS dumped loads of dressing on his salad or did you forget this abomination:

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Yeah he and Hammy are fatasses that need loads of dressing on their salad because otherwise they'd have to taste icky vegetables.

Looks like a retarded Baron Harkonnen.
Well the Baron was a fat faggot who indulged in every vice he could get away with so it fits.
 
Jack Jr.'s just too fruity to be Feyd-Rautha or Rabban though.
He's fat and stupid enough to be Glossu Rabban. And while Feyd-Rautha wasn't what I'd call fruity, I'm pretty sure he liked boys as well or at least used them for his own means. He seems the type that goes both ways but not necessarily because he's gay but because the Harkonnens were all about experience and pleasure no matter how depraved it was.

Jr is the type to have a tranny fuck him up the ass and claim it's not gay because he looks like a girl.
 
He's fat and stupid enough to be Glossu Rabban. And while Feyd-Rautha wasn't what I'd call fruity, I'm pretty sure he liked boys as well or at least used them for his own means. He seems the type that goes both ways but not necessarily because he's gay but because the Harkonnens were all about experience and pleasure no matter how depraved it was.
Good point, I forgot about the boy-slaves the Harkonnens bought in the first novel. He probably is more of a Rabban though, only a tank brain would fuck up like he did with the HVAC job.
 
Yeah whatever you do don't quote what I said about how stupid and unfunny this thread is, confrontation is scary.

Jack's suffered a stroke and doesn't do anything very well but at least he exposes himself to criticism unlike you bigot pussies in your hugbox.
Exposes himself to criticism the retard has been blocking, deleting, and closing comments for years on his videos. People dislike him because he's a cunt him being stupid and fat just make laughing at him easier. As for our "Hug Box" it has a dumb and disagree ratings you stupid faggot.
 
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