💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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  • Total voters
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EatBeforeYouEat said:
So I randomly clicked a time in the middle of the video and stumbled onto this. Jagoff gets butthurt after being asked by a troll whether he identifies as Male. He gets angy and proves that he is a man by declaring he has the right "blood type" and size ( fatty is like 5 ft 5)


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What circle of hell is doing a podcast with a stroked out fatass?
 
John Andrews Stan said:
He also spergs at length when someone in the chat makes a comment that Jack is “wrong all the time.” He is completely unable to ignore any criticism.
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Jagoff was absolutely seething when that commenter "Ross" called him out about being wrong all the time. Jack got so mad that he lost track of what was coming out of his mouth and came up with gems like "I could be wrong but I lidurly can't think of anything that I was wrong about" *Flat angy stroke face*.

Jack is all aboard the Biden is dead bullshit. He jumps on whatever bullshit he sees while doomscrolling and then tells people he came up with the ideas himself. Since last fall he has been periodically suggesting that the left is conspiring to remove Biden and install Michelle Obama as the president but yeah he has never been wrong about anything.

Also you are kind of insane for trying to cure your insomnia by watching Jagoff and Charles sperg it out. My blood pressure goes through the roof when those two retards gather for a sperg session. As sad as it is, this Jimmy fellow is probably the most normal and decent person to make an appearance on F as in Frank.
 
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EatBeforeYouEat said:
As sad as it is, this Jimmy fellow is probably the most normal and decent person to make an appearance on F as in Frank.
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Until you find out Jimmy has a history of losing his kids to the state, hating women, and wanting all gun owners to kill someone.

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Whaler said:
Hats and sunglasses are the two things you should always take off when going inside any building.
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The presence of these repulsive fucking trash who lack any sense of decorum whatsoever always disgusts me. Were these people raised in a fucking sewer?
 
EatBeforeYouEat said:
So I randomly clicked a time in the middle of the video and stumbled onto this. Jagoff gets butthurt after being asked by a troll whether he identifies as Male. He gets angy and proves that he is a man by declaring he has the right "blood type" and size ( fatty is like 5 ft 5)


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Male blood type?

Don't lie Fatty. We all know your blood is a combination of bacon grease and pancake batter.

John Andrews Stan said:
Oh and Jack says Biden has been dead for a long time and they’re tricking everyone with AI.
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Does he think we're in the Matrix or something?

EatBeforeYouEat said:
Since last fall he has been periodically suggesting that the left is conspiring to remove Biden and install Michelle Obama as the president but yeah he has never been wrong about anything.
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This is really popular with the far-right whackos for some reason. They think Michelle Obama, not only is a man, but she wants to be President. The only reason I can think, other than they're retarded, is because of Hillary running in 2016?

EDIT: Spelling.
 
EatBeforeYouEat said:
Also you are kind of insane for trying to cure your insomnia by watching Jagoff and Charles sperg it out. My blood pressure goes through the roof when those two retards gather for a sperg session.
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I was very curious what Jack’s brain trust discusses that he thinks is so compelling that it demands an audience. As I suspected, they’re just running the usual GOP NPC scripts. I was hoping for more Jack freak-outs at the chat, and I’ll keep listening to the archives to see if they’re there.

I wasn’t surprised to see how lazily done the whole thing is. Jack never gives any kind of intro at the top — you know, basic shit like the premise and who the people yammering are. When directly asked about the title of the show and participants, Jack says “We talked about that when we started the show in the beginning” (meaning episode one) and moves swiftly on.

Jack will constantly say “There was something else I wanted to talk about, but I can’t remember.” So he does absolutely zero show prep, not doing so much as jotting down bullet points on the back of an envelope.

At one point Jack brought up a looming chocolate shortage due to contamination. Jimmy asked him for details and Jack said “I don’t know, I didn’t read the article. I just saw the headline.” Then he gets mad when Jimmy starts googling to find out basic facts about the topic Jack raised with no information.

Jack mentioned the chocolate contamination while ordering his audience to make sure they only buy meat with visible bones, to ensure it’s actual meat and not 3D printed meat. Jack expresses concern that the food industry will soon be 3D printing bones to “save a buck” and sell completely counterfeit meat. Jack also orders them to stop being sheeple and do their research into the “fact” that the food they’re buying at the grocery store is all lab-made fake food.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Jack mentioned the chocolate contamination while ordering his audience to make sure they only buy meat with visible bones, to ensure it’s actual meat and not 3D printed meat. Jack expresses concern that the food industry will soon be 3D printing bones to “save a buck” and sell completely counterfeit meat. Jack also orders them to stop being sheeple and do their research into the “fact” that the food they’re buying at the grocery store is all lab-made fake food.
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Yeah. They're going to print meat and bones because it's totally no obvious or expensive to do.

I know it's been said to death but my god this man is retarded.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Yeah. They're going to print meat and bones because it's totally no obvious or expensive to do.

I know it's been said to death but my god this man is retarded.
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I’m telling you, there’s a lot of golden lunacy in those streams. I have so many more to listen through but so far I’m confident at pegging Jack’s IQ at sub-90. I hesitated about listening further once I discovered how insufferably self-important his brother is, but on balance I think it will be a worthwhile dig.
 
His gay theories are becoming increasingly low IQ and unhinged. I hope this is signs of what's to come and he gets another stroke.
 
I can’t overstate what a blowhard Jack’s brother Charles is. He makes Jack seem tolerable. And Jack is completely enthralled by Charles, letting him flap his gums for minutes on end without interruption.

I particularly enjoyed Jack claiming Charles had coined the term “magic pill” in this video wherein Charles rails against the idea that any simple solutions exist — while simultaneously claiming that curing cancer is simple but nobody wants to do it. Chuck’s cure for cancer is the same retarded claim every FB wine mom makes about carbs “feeding” cancer cells. According to him, cancer treatments are bullshit: If a person only eats meat they can’t get cancer and any cancer they already have will be cured.


Also funny is Charles revealing that their mom spent her entire life accumulating “plastic crap” kitchen gadgets that cluttered up the house. Jack laughs along as if he can’t possibly relate.

It’s clear that Jack just adopts anything Chuck says as his own thoughts. In this week’s video, Jack had been sperging about how he knows the future of energy is hydrogen and telling people to message him if they want to know which companies to invest in along with him. Then I saw this earlier video, where Charles had gone off about the same topic while Jack didn’t understand the difference between water-powered energy (Jack’s own prediction) and hydrogen-powered. Seems he soon discarded his own thoughts for Chuck’s.


The video is supposed to be 2023 predictions; that’s how Jack introduces it and how it’s labeled. Yet it starts with Charles making predictions for 100 years in the future. These two couldn’t organize a piss-up in a brewery.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
I can’t overstate what a blowhard Jack’s brother Charles is. He makes Jack seem tolerable. And Jack is completely enthralled by Charles, letting him flap his gums for minutes on end without interruption.

I particularly enjoyed Jack claiming Charles had coined the term “magic pill” in this video wherein Charles rails against the idea that any simple solutions exist — while simultaneously claiming that curing cancer is simple but nobody wants to do it. Chuck’s cure for cancer is the same retarded claim every FB wine mom makes about carbs “feeding” cancer cells. According to him, cancer treatments are bullshit: If a person only eats meat they can’t get cancer and any cancer they already have will be cured.

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Also funny is Charles revealing that their mom spent her entire life accumulating “plastic crap” kitchen gadgets that cluttered up the house. Jack laughs along as if he can’t possibly relate.

It’s clear that Jack just adopts anything Chuck says as his own thoughts. In this week’s video, Jack had been sperging about how he knows the future of energy is hydrogen and telling people to message him if they want to know which companies to invest in along with him. Then I saw this earlier video, where Charles had gone off about the same topic while Jack didn’t understand the difference between water-powered energy (Jack’s own prediction) and hydrogen-powered. Seems he soon discarded his own thoughts for Chuck’s.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sfzUxb2DDs0
The video is supposed to be 2023 predictions; that’s how Jack introduces it and how it’s labeled. Yet it starts with Charles making predictions for 100 years in the future. These two couldn’t organize a piss-up in a brewery.
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Jack has to have a disability, even prior to the strokes. Charles gives a well thought out explanation about hydrogen power and Jack gives a "cars will run on water" statement. It didn't take long for Jack to politisperg about Biden either. Jack is so uninformed on every topic he brought up.
 
abobe said:
Jack is so uninformed on every topic he brought up.
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I love when he gives his inside specialist knowledge. In this most recent stream, Jack has some mind-blowing tips!

For those trying to do carnivore who need to watch their sugar like Jack does but want to eat bacon:

1. Do your research
2. Find out which brands of sugar-free bacon are out there
3. Find out where those brands are sold.

(You’d think Jack would have some suggestions of his own, but he doesn’t offer any.)

For those who are traveling out of their home state to hunt in a different state:

1. Check that the state allows hunting
2. Make sure you know when that state’s hunting seasons are
3. Get a hunting license for that state.

It’s hard to believe Jack doesn’t charge for this content!
 
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