🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Never Scored said:
Here's my take on SS as an individual who had enough free time to post 2-3 times a day on a forum about a forum, but not enough free time to post 15+ times a day and get intimately involved enough to chat in strug or on discord...

Something Sensitive was already dead and gay by the time it was nuked. It had it's day, but hardly anyone was posting there anymore, those who were posting there were constantly sperging about politics and many of the newer threads about Internet drama were just filled with links to here. The only thing of value that was lost was all the doxxes on SA superstars.
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We're never getting the Eggplant Wizard ass pics now
 
Never Scored said:
Something Sensitive was already dead and gay by the time it was nuked. It had it's day, but hardly anyone was posting there anymore, those who were posting there were constantly sperging about politics and many of the newer threads about Internet drama were just filled with links to here. The only thing of value that was lost was all the doxxes on SA superstars.
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And the Mandy stuff. Did anyone save that? Also @Silas choke on cocks you absolute niggerfaggot.
 
AnOminous said:
And the Mandy stuff. Did anyone save that? Also @Silas choke on cocks you absolute niggerfaggot.
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Which Mandy? There’s Amanda Mullen and there’s Mandy who looked like the kid from A Christmas Story who was another one of Poor Richard’s groupies.

Fun and disgusting fact about Amanda was that she offered to fuck anyone from SS if they so wanted. Without naming names, she said that someone indulged in that request. Aran(fat) lived in the same state as her so I thought maybe he went for it but she never said who and it may have been more than one. This was before she got government-issued teeth. She’s also a certified schizo so she could’ve made it up but I suspect she was telling the truth. This all happened towards the final months of SS so we never got to find out who sampled Dave Kelly’s sloppy seconds.
 
The Hardest R said:
Which Mandy? There’s Amanda Mullen and there’s Mandy who looked like the kid from A Christmas Story who was another one of Poor Richard’s groupies.

Fun and disgusting fact about Amanda was that she offered to fuck anyone from SS if they so wanted. Without naming names, she said that someone indulged in that request. Aran(fat) lived in the same state as her so I thought maybe he went for it but she never said who and it may have been more than one. This was before she got government-issued teeth. She’s also a certified schizo so she could’ve made it up but I suspect she was telling the truth. This all happened towards the final months of SS so we never got to find out who sampled Dave Kelly’s sloppy seconds.
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I remember there being a bunch of posts on Something Sensitive toward the end saying that she literally ate her own shit on stream for a bunch of SS posters. I have no idea if she actually did or it was just a running gag about how degenerate she was.
 
Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0 said:
Holy shit, stay salty, bro.

Step back and read your wall of text and think just for a moment how raging you are about a dead internet forum. Very sad.
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To be fair, you were the admin of a site talking about another website. I don't think anyone really looks good here.

Although good to know what happened to SoSe. I lurked on there and was actually how I found out about this site.

Was Swole Krew the dude who had a jug of protein powder as their av and posted pictures of themselves wearing some sort of Bane-respirator while lifting? Or was that someone else.
 
Well Intentioned said:
Was Swole Krew the dude who had a jug of protein powder as their av and posted pictures of themselves wearing some sort of Bane-respirator while lifting? Or was that someone else.
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it was the self-professed name group of about 3-4 users, that person was one of them.
They were into unironic-ironic White Nationism/Holocaust denial Truth-Spreading. They did post nonsense but what Zog-o misses is he would burst into every thread like the Kool-Aid Mensch and trying to debate them/nose-shield with the jews did nothing wrong and that was infinitely more annoying. I never even bothered reading their posts until I saw how much sand they inserted up Fagmin assholes and that the increasingly cucked and gay fagministration was trying to silence them.
 
The truth is the Swole Cru was just a handful of shitposters who ridiculed various haughty fags who thought they were Shitposters Emeritus for being a part of doxxnet and/or were once on SASS. A few of them like cis scum, who once claimed to be 6’4” and 145 pounds just so nobody could accuse him of being fat, were mocked relentlessly which caused them to whine to the fagmins, who unironically thought they were people who should be beyond reproach. Keep in mind we are talking about a forum with maybe 20 regulars. It’s every bit as gay as it sounds.
 
The Hardest R said:
A few of them like cis scum, who once claimed to be 6’4” and 145
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Lmao wut? Seriously?

So he was basically this?
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Ghostse said:
it was the self-professed name group of about 3-4 users, that person was one of them.
They were into unironic-ironic White Nationism/Holocaust denial Truth-Spreading. They did post nonsense but what Zog-o misses is he would burst into every thread like the Kool-Aid Mensch and trying to debate them/nose-shield with the jews did nothing wrong and that was infinitely more annoying. I never even bothered reading their posts until I saw how much sand they inserted up Fagmin assholes and that the increasingly cucked and gay fagministration was trying to silence them.
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Ah, okay. There was a dude I recalled on there, and I couldn't recall if it was a bit or he was serious posting. Any idea on who I'm talking about?
 
Are you thinking of KiR/Keep It Real?

For what its worth, SASS was great, TNE was trash and SoSe was good but by the end everyone of value, and myself, migrated over here. I did like how doxxnet always got all their duxx in a row versus the many failed troondox made here during this site's brief war with the SA trannies.

anyways, the deathneel of all offsites was always people turning on eachother. I mean look at those gay ass rants on the previous page. No-one wants to read that shit.
 
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Gangster Talk said:
If you mean her tell-all about living with Shmorky, most of it was fortunately captured by the wayback machine. Thank God, because her description of the Shmorky Family Trailer is one of my favorite posts on the internet.
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Sooo, is Shmorky dead or what? Even if he decided to start posting somewhere under a new persona I think he'd get outed because of how he is, and that hasn't happened as far as I'm aware...
 
whatever I feel like said:
Are you thinking of KiR/Keep It Real?
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I think he might be thinking of Muscletits? I mostly remember him... fuck I forget General Slantwall Jackson's actual user name, neat, and I recall there being a 4th faggot in their polycule but I can't remember who.
 
Commodore 128 said:
Sooo, is Shmorky dead or what? Even if he decided to start posting somewhere under a new persona I think he'd get outed because of how he is, and that hasn't happened as far as I'm aware...
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He's gone full Dobson, seems to have vanished from the internet. Someone noted that he'd logged into one of his accounts a year or two ago, so he would appear to not be dead, but that's all we know.

Some weirdo said they were going to release Shmorky NFTs a couple of years ago, nothing came of it.
 
Spunt said:
He's gone full Dobson, seems to have vanished from the internet. Someone noted that he'd logged into one of his accounts a year or two ago, so he would appear to not be dead, but that's all we know.

Some weirdo said they were going to release Shmorky NFTs a couple of years ago, nothing came of it.
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Shmorky is in prison for molesting children and being very good in that aspect of the scenario. Change my mind.
 
I always wanted to believe Shmorky was forced to move back in to his parents trailer in the woods because I feel like that hell would be a fitting punishment for him (prison isn't happening) but I highly doubt it.
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Ghostse said:
I think he might be thinking of Muscletits? I mostly remember him... fuck I forget General Slantwall Jackson's actual user name, neat, and I recall there being a 4th faggot in their polycule but I can't remember who.
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wimpb was the Australian chink, then neat, then OSI, who self-publishes(d?) books under the name Jack Hanson, and yeah there’s one other guy that I forgot.
AnOminous said:
Lmao wut? Seriously?

So he was basically this?
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Yeah. Really weird. He was a big part of doxxnet and he thought that made him untouchable; others like some of the fagmins and others apparently concurred. Since SS was a dead gay forum about a dead gay forum, that just made people ridicule him more. He fled to here but not sure what his username was; he’d return to SS when KF was down starting in 2016.
Sicko Hunter said:
I always wanted to believe Shmorky was forced to move back in to his parents trailer in the woods because I feel like that hell would be a fitting punishment for him (prison isn't happening) but I highly doubt it.
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I always thought so too. I suspect he’s just a welfare leech doing commissioned work here and there in some bowel of the Internet.
 
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