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Lmao at the sparkle smilie, Ralph truly types like a middle-aged woman.
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Lmao at the sparkle smilie, Ralph truly types like a middle-aged woman.
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Hog be hollering
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What a fucking retard. 'Ebullient' is a description of mood. That community college dropout education always reveals itself.
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Ralph is a fruitcake
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It's really interesting that he's trying to hammer the relationship stuff, considered his past relationships. She's definitively a swinging, unemployed cokewhore. Aaron, as much of a retard as he is, gets a W for getting out of that marriage relatively unscathed. Ralph's previous relationship include:
- A Paki who has completely ghosted him.
- A mentally deficient teenager who fled across the country to get away, only to owe child support for the next 16-ish years for a child he sees annually.
- A mentally deficient horse who fled from another country to get away, who has ghosted him, and will likely never see that child ever again.
- A Mexican sugar baby who ghosted him
Seriously, Ralph will never be in a relationship again. The only way he'll ever have sex from now on is paying for it.
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Ralph: "ebullient"
Also Ralph: "scrumptious"
What an absolute retard
Also Ralph: "scrumptious"
What an absolute retard
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Somehow, I don't think this helps his case against witness tampering. A judge could easily perceive that the ragepig is doing this on behalf of Rekieta, especially in a vacuum. Rekieta's lawyer needs to get into contact with him ASAP and tell him to STFU, because Ralph can only hurt him. Fortunately, he's too much of a child to comprehend the potential ramifications of his squealing.
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Remember when Gunt was loudly fantasizing about Nick's "beautiful wife" cheating on him with his best black friend and also the massage therapist? Pretty sure he had some nasty things to say about her appearance then also.
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Don't forget "demure" when describing Qayla dressed in yoga pants. Oh, and "dapper" when describing a coke fiend in a suit that needs tailoring.
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Ralph also turned out to be right that no one did want to watch Rekieta's kids:
High-energy, hollerin Ralph was so much better than the gay, sad Mexico arc we have now:
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Merida PD: Senior! Drop the Torta and back up slowly from the cinder-blocked Nissan!
UM NAWT ETHAN RALPH
The scent of tazed cerdo would waft across the land, signaling the demise of the Bog Monster of Merida to the locals. His body was then displayed thru the neighboring areas that surrounded his hovel, announcing the end to the horror.
On top of a Meridan Trash Dune, the burial team began to dig a pauper's grave as a crowd formed in the back alley near the beasts hovel. They watched and and clamored at the men to burn the remains. The people feared a return of the beasts damned soul from theAbyss Arby's to thumb them in the night. An understandable worry..
But the men who reluctantly toiled into the trash dune were BASED CATHOLICS and believed a proper burial would show atonement to the slayed one, creating forgiveness and maybe(hopefully) a common respect.
As the dig team finished the final resting place for the bloated behemoth, the group then pour one out for an "Ese", as was tradition in their back alley burials. Each man finishes a Modelo from a pack they found in the front seat of the beasts broken-down truck and they proceed to piss into the shallow ditch, upon their former foe.
(It's what the disposal team believed was the creatures final will from the sheer amount of piss bottles they found in his truck.)
They laid upon the corpse what they believed was the brute's most coveted trinket, a faux ring with no value to what they could see on examination. An Heirloom from his home world? An Artifact from a different time? A better time..
The men seal a forgotten king within his tomb with all of his gold. It would be the last gesture of warmth he would recieve on this plane.
As the men decended the dune and the crowd left the alley, they began to celebrate their goodbyes in spite of his wrath on them.
THE MAYAN AND AZTEC GAWDS WOULD CLENSE THE LAND OF TRASH AND MEXICANS AND BESTOW UPON IT A BOUNTIFUL FEILD OF CORN!
The End
On top of a Meridan Trash Dune, the burial team began to dig a pauper's grave as a crowd formed in the back alley near the beasts hovel. They watched and and clamored at the men to burn the remains. The people feared a return of the beasts damned soul from the
But the men who reluctantly toiled into the trash dune were BASED CATHOLICS and believed a proper burial would show atonement to the slayed one, creating forgiveness and maybe(hopefully) a common respect.
As the dig team finished the final resting place for the bloated behemoth, the group then pour one out for an "Ese", as was tradition in their back alley burials. Each man finishes a Modelo from a pack they found in the front seat of the beasts broken-down truck and they proceed to piss into the shallow ditch, upon their former foe.
(It's what the disposal team believed was the creatures final will from the sheer amount of piss bottles they found in his truck.)
They laid upon the corpse what they believed was the brute's most coveted trinket, a faux ring with no value to what they could see on examination. An Heirloom from his home world? An Artifact from a different time? A better time..
The men seal a forgotten king within his tomb with all of his gold. It would be the last gesture of warmth he would recieve on this plane.
As the men decended the dune and the crowd left the alley, they began to celebrate their goodbyes in spite of his wrath on them.
THE MAYAN AND AZTEC GAWDS WOULD CLENSE THE LAND OF TRASH AND MEXICANS AND BESTOW UPON IT A BOUNTIFUL FEILD OF CORN!
The End
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A 9/10? Maybe in a West Memphis trailer park where everyone is missing half of their teeth.
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Ralph has perpetual Xanax googles
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Ralph sweating and dick crying about ppp helping boomers get to the telegram with the dox lmfao "ACK ACK ACK THEYRE BOOTLICKIN NICK ACK ACK ACK FUCKING IKEMAN!" Pointing out ralph openly bragging isn't snitching. It's just saying "look"
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I don't think you're allowed to film or take photograph in strip club.
But what do I know I don't live in fucking Mexico.
But what do I know I don't live in fucking Mexico.
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I thought Ralph was remarking that April looked happy or "ebullient". What is he trying to say then? That she looks like she has a bull in her, since she is into swinging and spouse swapping?
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So he ran away like a little bitch back to shithole mexico to hide from the world he is deathly afraid of.
No IRL from the end of Jim's driveway. Punked by Aaron the cuck. Pressed by a STMS fan. And zero kiwifags doxxed.
No surprise really, every time Ralph leaves his crackshack he picks up a bunch of L's
No IRL from the end of Jim's driveway. Punked by Aaron the cuck. Pressed by a STMS fan. And zero kiwifags doxxed.
No surprise really, every time Ralph leaves his crackshack he picks up a bunch of L's
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9/10? No, just no. A 9/10 would never debase themselves the way April has. That woman is just a sex toy with a pulse to Nick. Her purpose is to serve as another wet hole to him when his actual wife is too fucked on coke and alcohol to be able to spread her legs. Even Drexel of all people had enough of their shit. Drexel! The man who's entire philosophy towards women was if it had a pulse he'd happily put his dick inside it.
But yes Ralph between Adrian Blaire, Faith Vickers and Amanda Morrison (Women you repeatedly physically, financially and emotionally abused). I can see why you thought April who's dumb enough to stick by Nick through all of this would be a 9.
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bitch had an opportunity to dox broke dick farmers and to finally scare medicare into an early grave, but what does he do? NOTHING! He got SCARED off by a literal cuck and now Nick is going to get into trouble for witness tampering because of the pig.
This is why you will never even be worthy of a proper name again, piggy. Your new one just suits you in every occasion, at any point in time! It's perfect!
I already said this, but as far as I am concerned, this is his third Portugal beatdown, except this one was even more pathetic because he didn't show up for his own beating, he took it verbally and fled the country like a bitch that he is. No fight left in him, no balls to stand up for himself, not even a name to properly call himself as, just a punching bag for a literal cuckold.
This is why you will never even be worthy of a proper name again, piggy. Your new one just suits you in every occasion, at any point in time! It's perfect!
I already said this, but as far as I am concerned, this is his third Portugal beatdown, except this one was even more pathetic because he didn't show up for his own beating, he took it verbally and fled the country like a bitch that he is. No fight left in him, no balls to stand up for himself, not even a name to properly call himself as, just a punching bag for a literal cuckold.
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While I agree with him in a general sense, the problem with this is that he was livestreaming from his account at the time. He was making himself as easy to serve as can be, and there are pictures of him online to show it was him.