💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 86 11.3%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.7%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 360 47.5%
  • Total voters
    758
Adam should be one of those incessant door-to-door solar panels salesmen. My neighbors do the “yeah sign us up for an appointment” stuff to get rid of the solicitor, then cancel the appointment the next day. I don’t have time for the bullshit so I’ll either not answer my door or just tell them I’m not interested. One person recently even thanked me for being honest with her since they are apparently graded on how many appointments and completions they get. She told me it’s a negative mark if an appointment gets cancelled.

Frankly, I don’t care about these salespeople, but don’t be a fucking faggot and sign up for shit you’re uninterested in just to get rid of someone. Stone up and tell them to fuck off.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
did you know caveman trooned out?
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That was fake.
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imstonedsoz said:
Chibi pats himself on the back for "defeating" his peak sexual degeneracy; which really means he's been just about careful enough not to be exposed for it again (which we all know won't last forever).
You can't fool me Adam, I know you still lust hard for micro-cheebs and his adventures in the pussy banana sundae
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"Peak of my sexual degeneracy" might be the funniest self-assessment I've ever read.
I mean, he says all this but he did try to get in on a poly relationship but you know... that's GOOD degeneracy tho
 
imstonedsoz said:
Chibi pats himself on the back for "defeating" his peak sexual degeneracy; which really means he's been just about careful enough not to be exposed for it again (which we all know won't last forever).
You can't fool me Adam, I know you still lust hard for micro-cheebs and his adventures in the pussy banana sundae

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i really don't understand adam's job. so he's a travelling phone salesman? but he doesn't actually sell the phone, he signs you up to come back at a later date and 'switch over' your service (which requires him to be on-site for some reason?). is he selling landlines to residences? is this a business thing, where he sells small companies at&t services?

i just purchase phones with cash and use a month to month plan (fuck contracts, i'm not paying off a fucking phone like it's a car or getting locked into some multiyear bullshit) so this is all seems really ridiculous to me.
 
Wonathan Joss said:
"Peak of my sexual degeneracy" might be the funniest self-assessment I've ever read.
I mean, he says all this but he did try to get in on a poly relationship but you know... that's GOOD degeneracy tho
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I’m still mad someone ruined that for him. The drama from him fucking that up himself would have been amazing.
 
imstonedsoz said:
Chibi pats himself on the back for "defeating" his peak sexual degeneracy; which really means he's been just about careful enough not to be exposed for it again (which we all know won't last forever).
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I know Adam's DOC is oversharing but holy shit this kid is incapable of keeping anything to himself. He volunteers information and thoughts on Facebook that couldn't be tortured out of the average individual.
 
Delcos said:
He looks like someone who would slip a roofie into his own drink
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I can totally see that. Imagine him getting 2 drinks and spiking one just to hand her the other and ending up knocked out himself. Would someone take advantage of him though?
 
winterfag said:
love how he's going on about how he's breaking from his sexual degeneracy and then opens the very next paragraph with talking about cosplay
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Even his message about breaking from his sexual degeneracy is showcasing his sexual degeneracy. He just doesn't get it. Posts like this on Facebook of all places creep people out and are just another way of crossing people's boundaries by constantly reminding them of your creepy thoughts and actions. It's a fucked up compulsion to talk to everyone you encounter about your "sex life", be it sexting some catfish after a few minutes of talking, tweeting cringy things to e-thots or making weird and creepy posts like this on Facebook.

If someone at the grocery store would walk up to you and say: "Hey I used to be a sexual degenerate but I got a lot of therapy and now I'm not a sex pest anymore!" what would you think? Wouldn't anyone get the fuck away from a creep like that?
 
Wasn't this therapist hes talking about a sex therapist lol? Does he just go in and talk about how he wants to fuck teenagers and stuff food in their vagina while fantasizing them being 600ft tall? He also mentions getting new friends he is starting to trust, I'm sure that none of them are trolls (they're probably all trolls). It would'nt be the chibi cycle if he didn't mention forgiving himself either, can somebody with the free time add up the number of times he's given himself forgiveness
 
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imstonedsoz said:
Chibi pats himself on the back for "defeating" his peak sexual degeneracy; which really means he's been just about careful enough not to be exposed for it again (which we all know won't last forever).
You can't fool me Adam, I know you still lust hard for micro-cheebs and his adventures in the pussy banana sundae
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I love Adam's anime protagonist speeches, especially in the context of him being a 34yo man who has realistically achieved absolutely nothing in his life except producing one of history's most embarrassing online footprints.

But seriously, let's all take a moment to celebrate: Please Clap™ for Adam as he marks one year of not interacting inappropriately with any minors (at least so far as we know) or sending dick pics to obvious catfishes.
 
Oliver Onions said:
But seriously, let's all take a moment to celebrate: Please Clap™ for Adam as he marks one year of not interacting inappropriately with any minors (at least so far as we know) or sending dick pics to obvious catfishes.
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He's only specified that this marks a full year of therapy, he never said anything about avoiding being a sex pest that whole time period. But he passed his peak of sexual degeneracy so good job cheebos!! 8)
 
GreenHoodieGuy said:
I love how he says he's no longer a sexual degenerate but yet his Facebook friend list is full of really young cosplay girls that he can prey on at anytime. :story:
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He's keeping them there as a reminder not to be a spaz anymore.

Geez! You make... a dozen very public mistakes and people treat you like a pariah for the rest of your life.
 
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