💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%
  • Total voters
    701
BBChannel said:
A super chat asked him if he found out who reported him to CPS and talking about it really hurt him. It is amazing as to how much it hurts him because he's so conceited I didn't think he could feel hurt by anyone.
He says the person lied but his twitching and anxiety belies his claim. He's almost speechless and repeats it is a lie. Then, he admits it hurts. I wonder which specific person it was?
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I have to admit, I felt a tinge of sympathy there right before I remembered that he's a drug addled child neglecter. Whoever it was it was someone close. I can't imagine it was anyone from the church because he doesn't care about that. Drex seemed to be his only real friend, but he expressed interest in still talking to him while he was seething to the diddler about him. Leads me to believe that this was family.
 
I made the mistake to watch Nick's cope stream, and it made me want to fucking strangle him. The amount of "Just tell the truth" he threw at the police, while the large amount of bullshit he's said in the past go beyond hypocritical and well into the BPD level of not wanting to take accountability... and that not wanting to take accountability goes into over drive as he says he's not even sure what charges are being levied at him because the state isn't being specific enough. Apparently smart enough to lawyer no cameras because that's in the state law that should be upheld and there's apparently a pedo who wants to see his kids; but at the same time, too fucking stupid to know what charges are being levied at him and why his children may be involved in them, because the state wasn't specific enough for his wet fucking brain.

Not to invoke Mutt's Law, but he needs to get his intestines re-arranged by a sexually violent black dude for being such a dishonest fucking bitch.

"Me and my bull are deeply monogamous."
 
Perfect Paz said:
Lol sure, that's a decent point I suppose, but something about this episode in particular seems to rest primarily on Rekieta and Ralph already being on KF's shitlist. If I heard about some other lolbert swinger getting boinked for cocaine/guns I wouldn't even bother checking it out. I wouldn't feel terribly offended by the existence of such people, either; I don't agree with drug laws even if I'm teetotal. It really does strike me as an overplaying of the hand by KF's part.
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yes Timmy things that are otherwise horrible, stupid, or otherwise unfunny do in fact, become funny and interesting when they happen to a lolcow.

that's a key trait that makes a lolcow a lolcow and not some one off anecdote.

some poor retard getting with a crazy woman isn't funny, but it was kingcobrajfs.

local crackhead and his crackwives getting arrested for child neglect and being crackheads isn't particularly funny or surprising, but it was plot element and supposed friend of forum Nick Rekieta that happened which gives it importance to us personally.
 
Isn't half of his motion dead before it even begins, simply because Aaron was not the person who reported him in the first place. Thus the character of Aaron is irrelevant.
 
Scout Trooper said:
He obfuscated on this issue during the Dax Herrera stream where he made a big deal about how he spends tons of money on snacks that kids actually like (referring to some KF posts about having food available for the kids).
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Yeah way to provide a healthy lifestyle for your kids by dropping off “snacks”. No wonder your legs looking like late stage AIDS victim.
 
I know that last MN public records drop is from July but man. The boiling levels of hatred in me when reading how Balldo and Kayla were “uncooperative” in getting their goddamn kids back home or even doing anything to allow the kids to see their parents somewhere else than a dystopian Harmony centre and then seeing him smug and smirking on stream talking shit about everyone else and arguing semantics… Nick you piece of shit
 
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Interesting matter of public record attached
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This is a funny set.

lol
lmao even
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Hey, them keedz are learning, like cleaning up the house so their parents and daddy's Fleshlight can get blitzed out in the coom dungeon.
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Also Balldo loves being factual. Did his parents actually used a comb to clean the house? I don't think that will work on the stained carpets.

Hey, the oldest son can be a part of the safety plan.
He can TAKE CARE of his parents. Mummy and daddy, no snow today okay? Maybe they can get him to read GC-MS reports next.
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Two grown adults in their 40s who need "environmental education" to know how to clean a damn house and do laundry?! And they are supposed to be in charge of children?

It's ridiculous that Nick and his shyster lawyers try to deny that him and Kayla have ever used the drugs that were found in their home and IN THEIR CHILD. The reason the home is dirty and the kids are neglected is because both parents are junkies, not because they don't know how to vacuum or load a dishwasher.
 
Imagine being such a fuck up you somehow end up with your kid making sure you don't do drugs & the house is clean.

Fucking nightmare fuel! Well done nick you have probably emotionally and mentally scarred your kids!
 
Coprinus Comatus said:
I know that last MN public records drop is from July but man. The boiling levels of hatred in me when reading how Balldo and Kayla were “uncooperative” in getting their goddamn kids back home or even doing anything to allow the kids to see their parents somewhere else than a dystopian Harmony centre and then seeing him smug and smirking on stream talking shit about everyone else and arguing semantics… Nick you piece of shit
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Lawyers, especially the NPD ones (which is like ~60%), have a tendency to fall into an almost Sovereign Citizen level delusion where they conflate 'what is proven in legal terms' with 'what is actually true'. Because their profession is bound by those very specific rules, they start to think everyone is, and that they are some kind of Noble Truth Duellist creating a new reality through genius legal work.

Even though everyone else on the earth understands it to be what it is, ie a legally codified form of lying. Just because a piece of evidence might have been made inadmissible in court by some gay technicality, it is still evidence to the entire rest of the world.

This is the real source of Nick's seething: the fact that the narrative around him stays exactly the same regardless of what cunning legal maneuver he pulls off. We're supposed to be tricked, damn it! There are RULES!
 
AltisticRight said:
This is a funny set.

lol
lmao even
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Hey, them keedz are learning, like cleaning up the house so their parents and daddy's Fleshlight can get blitzed out in the coom dungeon.
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Also Balldo loves being factual. Did his parents actually used a comb to clean the house? I don't think that will work on the stained carpets.

Hey, the oldest son can be a part of the safety plan.
He can TAKE CARE of his parents. Mummy and daddy, no snow today okay? Maybe they can get him to read GC-MS reports next.
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How fucking embarrassing for your eldest to feel the need to be part of a 'safety plan' to keep your house clean and free of drugs. There's no recovering from this Balldobros, this is the saddest shit imaginable. His son's going to be chasing him and April around with a black light.
 
Drama keen said:
> They (the children) believe they've learned their lesson.
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It's clear that Nick and Kayla are blaming the children for this all going tits up "if only you hadn't complained about being hungry and washed your own clothes this never would have happened!!" and the children feel punished by being removed from the home while their parents get to stay there. Bringing this up in court as an argument FOR Nick is insane. "The children have learned that they are not allowed to speak up to people they trust because they now fear that they will be punished by being taken away from their parents, this is a good thing" the fucking audacity.
 
Artificial Stupidity said:
Imagine being such a fuck up you somehow end up with your kid making sure you don't do drugs & the house is clean.

Fucking nightmare fuel! Well done nick you have probably emotionally and mentally scarred your kids!
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Someone joked about it about 1,000 pages ago, but Nick's eldest beating the shit out of him in the near future is looking more and more likely, especially given what his worthless parents have allowed to happen to his siblings.

I dunno what physical state the kid is in, but given Crackets looks like he weighs 80-pounds soaking wet I reckon any average teenager could knock him out.
 
Oliver Onions said:
Someone joked about it about 1,000 pages ago, but Nick's eldest beating the shit out of him in the near future is looking more and more likely, especially given what his worthless parents have allowed to happen to his siblings.

I dunno what physical state the kid is in, but given Crackets looks like he weighs 80-pounds soaking wet I reckon any average teenager could knock him out.
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The reason his kids are all doing so many extra-curricular sports and activities is that they're secretly training to beat the shit out of Nick together like the ending of Death Proof.
 
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