💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%

  • Total voters
    700
A super chat asked him if he found out who reported him to CPS and talking about it really hurt him. It is amazing as to how much it hurts him because he's so conceited I didn't think he could feel hurt by anyone.
He says the person lied but his twitching and anxiety belies his claim. He's almost speechless and repeats it is a lie. Then, he admits it hurts. I wonder which specific person it was?
Reported To Cps Narc Injury-1.mp4
The "lie" that he's referring to is that his kids said they weren't being fed.

He obfuscated on this issue during the Dax Herrera stream where he made a big deal about how he spends tons of money on snacks that kids actually like (referring to some KF posts about having food available for the kids).

Of course at no point did he say that he was actually providing that food to the kids, relying in his disingenuous faggot phrasing to make people think that he was innocent of this allegation.

But yes, some awful monster looked at his disheveled, stinking, malnourished children saying they were hungry and not fed and had the nerve to repeat this information to the pastor and/or detective or something.

Nick's feefees were hurt very bad by this so he showered the house in cocaine and got a blowjob on stream.
 
Damn Nick taking another victory lap while exposing haters like SEAN, butthurt Kurt and LEGUHL MAHNDSET!!! Showing all the pretenders why HE'S the one with the title LAWPOPE! Nick can't stop winning!
Expect the case to get dismissed by early September, and may the force be with you... always.
 
Yes, Kayla's sister was named in the leaked report. He directly accused her of lying, too, which should make family functions super comfortable.
Nick calls everyone a liar who doesn't follow his story.
That's why he seethes about the farms because we can make up our own decisions that he doesn't control, people like juju feed him stuff and turn the tale.

Still I know juju Has read my posts now, so I also know nick has too.
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Nick, NICK!! NIIIICCCCKKKK!

A new matter of public record has just dropped, we know about the live in nanny! Does Kayla guide you into her? That poor wife is stuck with you while you wrangle the new hotwife.

Stop being a lolbert log off and raise your damn kids
 
The part of the transcript where Nick tries to interrupt the judge and gets smacked down for it is pure pornography.

And Nick the obedient has been stewing in Copenhagen ever since.

Lol. Lmao, even.
 
These pieces of shit have made a 16-year-old boy believe it’s his responsibility to keep his degenerate parents clean and sober.

Nick, you deserve every moment of misery you’ve experienced and continue to suffer. Cope, sneed, and PLEASE fucking do a flip.
the guilt tripping sessions nick is gonna put his 16 yo through is gonna make nicks struggle session with sean look like nick is santa claus and sean is a child anticipating a present...
 
Nick calls everyone a liar who doesn't follow his story.
That's why he seethes about the farms because we can make up our own decisions that he doesn't control, people like juju feed him stuff and turn the tale.

Still I know juju Has read my posts now, so I also know nick has too.
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Nick, NICK!! NIIIICCCCKKKK!

A new matter of public record has just dropped, we know about the live in nanny! Does Kayla guide you into her? That poor wife is stuck with you while you wrangle the new hotwife.

Stop being a lolbert log off and raise your damn kids
ACK ACK ACK THEM KAREN FARMERS ARE ANGRY NICK ACK ACK ACK
 
Honestly, this went as well as it could have gone for Nick short of the judge having a moment and throwing the case out. Evidence has already been thrown out and the path for getting even more evidence thrown out is straight ahead. Any case of neglect is over. It's all going to come down to how much coke there was and if it the search was legal.
Feed your kids Nick. And I don't mean with cocaine.
 
Just a few more clips. I didn't get everything interesting because he came in with more energy which dissipated when he realized he can't put forth proof of any claims he's been making.

One remark about how kids will grow and how he's been with them for every moment of their lives which is untrue when the kids were taken away for a period. He seems to almost tear up twice in this video because the voice changes a bit. Lies about seeing his kids every day. Changes it to "my kids have met me before!" towards the end. I'm not sure if he did the ooperator gesture intentionally or by mistake.

Describing that sandwich. Something about it just disturbs me and probably can be used for meme material later. Maybe he was thinking of the white powder since he did that sniff.

Superchat mentions the white powder on his nose. He describes gaslighting before segueing into how he never tried to make people distrust their lying eyes/ears. States he will show proof and there will still be people who can't be convinced of the truth and that just sucks man~



Conflates he only motioned to suppress the recording of the omnibus by "lets enforce the rule" instead of what he actually filed. Totally ignoring that people are asking for the bodycam proof.


Mentions the pedophile on the farms and how he "thinks" he requested the search warrant data when I believe Nick filed or claimed that he wanted the bodycam footage. He brought it up because part of the previously mentioned rule was to protect minors who may be involved in a case. Admits his kids were taken away. "All we asked was the judge to enforce the rule". Then, he states that Legal Mindset makes the claim he colluded with the pedophile. To Nick's recollection he thinks he was still in jail and therefore this is impossible. Makes fun of Legal Mindset's eyes.

He pauses for a while and then has to make make fun of Legal Mindset again. I left the pauses in because it shows how he still takes time to think.
 
Still I know juju Has read my posts now, so I also know nick has too.
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Nick, NICK!! NIIIICCCCKKKK!

A new matter of public record has just dropped, we know about the live in nanny! Does Kayla guide you into her? That poor wife is stuck with you while you wrangle the new hotwife.

Stop being a lolbert log off and raise your damn kids
Calm down Dax. We know you live in LA, so obviously heroin is only two degrees of separation from any thought you have.
 
Further there could never be any backsliding because the kids are certain that the parents have "learned their lesson" and the eldest in particular has been manning up about how "he will be watching for any signs of trouble" and put a stop to it... somehow
Complete scumfuck parents, coaching their kids to tell the court exactly what benefits them and only them. The younger ones probably don't know what's going on, only that they're not at home anymore and it's scary and they still trust mommy and daddy enough to do whatever they say. The oldest probably knows exactly what's going on but doesn't want to believe it. He just says whatever he thinks will get their lives back to normal the fastest. Kid is only 16 but if he really wanted to man up he'd beat the shit out of his worthless father, dress down his whore of a mother, and throw the mistresses' shit out into the street. He should yell at the grandparents for producing such a worthless faggot for good measure. Please God it would be so funny
 
Complete scumfuck parents, coaching their kids to tell the court exactly what benefits them and only them. The younger ones probably don't know what's going on, only that they're not at home anymore and it's scary and they still trust mommy and daddy enough to do whatever they say. The oldest probably knows exactly what's going on but doesn't want to believe it. He just says whatever he thinks will get their lives back to normal the fastest. Kid is only 16 but if he really wanted to man up he'd beat the shit out of his worthless father, dress down his whore of a mother, and throw the mistresses' shit out into the street. He should yell at the grandparents for producing such a worthless faggot for good measure. Please God it would be so funny
Everyone mocks Nick for looking so frail and weak but if youve seen the boys at the church confirmation stream/video, Nick could still beat them in a fight. Both at once. That's how thin they looked to me. He lied about them being well fed and above average weight.

Inb4 Nick now saying kf claims that he beats up his kids because of this post :story:
 
If I heard about some other lolbert swinger getting boinked for cocaine/guns I wouldn't even bother checking it out.
Yes, it is specifically entertaining because it's Nick, due to how arrogant and self-righteous he was prior to his downfall, just like it was funny when Ralph got his ass kicked in Portugal but it wouldn't be funny if it was some random homeless dude.

I don't know what point you thought you were making, here. Bad things happening to egotistical assholes is funnier than bad things happening to random people no one has heard of. Shocker.
I wouldn't feel terribly offended by the existence of such people, either; I don't agree with drug laws even if I'm teetotal.
It's great you don't have any issues with parents doing coke and having swinger parties while their children are in the house being neglected, but I don't know why you think broadcasting this moral failing of yours is any kind of a win against us prudish KiwiFarmers who think it's fucked up a 9-year-old girl tested positive for cocaine.
 
He says the person lied but his twitching and anxiety belies his claim. He's almost speechless and repeats it is a lie. Then, he admits it hurts. I wonder which specific person it was?
My vote is on his mother. She hasn't been on the stand to testify alongside his father and hasn't been heard of other from what was said in court. If not, Drexel is the other candidate since it would be unexpected for us and Nick for him to report him to CPS even after they cut ties. He already knew that Kayla's sister reported them alongside the evil scandinavian prudes, so I am discarding that possibility since he would have already expected that from her.
Also no showing the pics of the kiwis at the courthouse and trying to make fun of them. Totally expected that.
That's because it is an awful idea. If the judge or jury somehow see Nick mocking just random civilians online for the crime of being interested on a public figure, then it would hurt his character further. But doing it by proxy via the ragepig "Ethan Oliver Ralph from the Keeeeellllstream baby" is fair game. He has already tried to call kiwifarmers "loli avatars interested in children" and now Piggy photographed supposed kiwis outside the courthouse.
 
Then, he states that Legal Mindset makes the claim he colluded with the pedophile. To Nick's recollection he thinks he was still in jail and therefore this is impossible.
I don't believe they colluded, but Nick claiming he was still in jail when Close made his request is bullshit. All of Close's communcations with the county were on the 28th and 29th:

> pdfgrep 'Close' Unfiled-*/*pdf
Unfiled-K/RE Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 09-43.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-K/RE Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 09-43.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-K/Re Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 10-23.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-K/Re Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 10-23.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-K/RE Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-29 09-53.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-K/RE Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-29 09-53.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-K/Request for Nick Rekieta search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-28.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-K/Request for Nick Rekieta search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-28.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-K/Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-32.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-K/Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-32.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-N/Request for Nick Rekieta search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-28.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-N/Request for Nick Rekieta search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-28.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-N/Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-32.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-N/Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-32.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-R/Request for Nick Rekieta search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-28.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-R/Request for Nick Rekieta search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-28.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-R/Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-32.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-R/Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-32.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-Z/[Phish Alert] Request for Nick Rekieta search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 07-49.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-Z/[Phish Alert] Request for Nick Rekieta search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 07-49.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-Z/Request for Nick Rekieta search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-28.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-Z/Request for Nick Rekieta search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-28.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-Z/Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-32.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-Z/Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-32.pdf:Jason Close
 
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