💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Red Frida said:
I really love the particular hatred for the Badgers Pat has. Such transparent jealousy.
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HB's wife has a magnificient rack, i imagine seeing those glorious tits on your phone and then looking up and seeing the gross, frumpy lesbian you share the ha'hovel with sprawled out drunk in the corner does a bit more to Rick's fat head than the average Pat post does.
 
The Feline Solution said:
HB's wife has a magnificient rack, i imagine seeing those glorious tits on your phone and then looking up and seeing the gross, frumpy lesbian you share the ha'hovel with sprawled out drunk in the corner does a bit more to Rick's fat head than the average Pat post does.
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You got it all backwards. Pat sees those tits and doesn’t see some fat boobs - he sees manly pecs and he seethes because his aren’t quite that large.

Anyone want to write a fatrick children’s book? I’m thinking something like “the very hungry author” or “enjoy prison, child”. We could hire some fivers to illustrate it and self-publish.
 
AnOminous said:
Imagine the skidmarks on the inside of every pair of pants he has. Imagine the stench.
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Imagine me. Instantly going to the horror that I have to hope that technically Thomson is on point here and he’s not wearing underwear because he’s wearing depends.

Because otherwise you have the concept that this man is out in public, sitting on seats you may someday sit on, with his blown out anus from too many sauna parties, dripping and drooling though his now-way-too-thin jeans.

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What's your prediction for the next big pat thing? After the obvious dismissal of course.

I'm torn between two fronts: another media tour (smaller than the last) landing on one or two Internet things to talk about the injustice of the police department of Milwaukee not caring, or alternatively, he lands another interview (like the IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY one) and instead of talking about anything important he seethes about and tries to smear Leslie because he's already several bud lights deep and angry.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
What's your prediction for the next big pat thing? After the obvious dismissal of course.
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In my heart, I know the Milwaukee lolsuit is getting dismissed, but I desperately want it to go to discovery. Once it's over though, he's 100% diving headfirst into making lezlayyy enemy #1, even over the pests. Expect mutual escalation, especially after the confuffle.
 
Markorian said:
In my heart, I know the Milwaukee lolsuit is getting dismissed, but I desperately want it to go to discovery. Once it's over though, he's 100% diving headfirst into making lezlayyy enemy #1, even over the pests. Expect mutual escalation, especially after the confuffle.
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I want to know who he sold his line of bullshit to. I suspect it's Nikki's family, but it could be the sci fi faggot club, too.

They're not going to like it that the lawsuit that fats reported "was going very well" got summarily dismissed.
 
Fatrick doesn't understand that to have a chance at the ghetto lottery the cops need to shoot someone, getting cuffed while squealing and flailing isn't good enough. I guess all the melanin he's consumed can't pass the fat blood brain barrier.
 
The Feline Solution said:
HB's wife has a magnificient rack, i imagine seeing those glorious tits on your phone and then looking up and seeing the gross, frumpy lesbian you share the ha'hovel with sprawled out drunk in the corner does a bit more to Rick's fat head than the average Pat post does.
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He may be telling himself "Oh, he's only posting the nice tits because her face is ugly! The Nikkster is much nicer"
However if the one photo of Mrs. Badger I saw on the forrems was real then he'd be tremendously wrong (as always)
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
What's your prediction for the next big pat thing? After the obvious dismissal of course.
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DEATHFAT ARC.

just look at his trajectory. twink death achieved through majin boo maxxing

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Battlecruiser3000ad said:
He may be telling himself "Oh, he's only posting the nice tits because her face is ugly! The Nikkster is much nicer"
However if the one photo of Mrs. Badger I saw on the forrems was real then he'd be tremendously wrong (as always)
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With tits that nice i wouldn't even mind if she's a bit ugly in the face. I'll go hunting for that pic on OnA now, haven't been over there in forever.
Regarding NiKKKi, if i had the misfortune of marrying a women this ugly i would never let her leave the house, much less post pictures of her on the internet. She's stunningly unattractive.
 
Even in 2011, those were faggot glasses. In the bottom photo, replace his stupid backwards ball cap with a police cap, and the fat cunt would look just like Chief Wiggam
 
Civilian women making fat memes about him can't be good for Rick's stress levels right now


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Some Pest is going to sexually harass this lady with hundreds of pictures of his penis and dirty diapers and we'll never see her again. Sorry in advance, nice lady.






Edit: Wait is this Trump's lawyer Jenna Ellis?



What the hell is going on here?
 
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