Aug 17 2024 - Bodycam footage of the incest arrest

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A Grey Cat said:
Annnddd Chris is added to the list of transtrenders who use products for what they'll never have.
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Horrifying reminder of what Chris uses menstrual pads for
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Sorry.
 
What a beautiful thing to witness. Kino moments all around.

I wonder if those cops have realized their lives have changed forever on the day they entered the mythos of Christory. I also hope they found the cwcki.
 
FiveStarAce said:
This is one of these moments where you can see how much of a scumbag Chris is and how much of his delusions are some kind of fucked up act. I met a few crazy shizos during my emt days and it seems to me like all of this merge talk is some super evolution of "playing dumb" while endulging in his fantasy. Seriously, an autistic maniac wouldn't handle three cops bargin in his door and handcuffing him as cool as Chris did.

I swear to god and the bear that Chris knows that all this shit isn't real, but has been pavlovean conditioned to push this behavior, because whenever he does he ends up getting what he wants.

And now he has some Internet spergs feeding him and scratching his belly while his raped mother rots away in a landfill... like, what the fuck are we supposed to take away from this Story?
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I have a decent amount of experience talking to schizophrenics with these types of delusions. The thing is, schizophasia (word salad) - specifically logorrhea (spoken version) is the most common symptom that I notice.
The type of internally logical constructs Chris displays, with his decently high verbal intelligence, is rather antithetical to these concepts applying to him. There's nothing that he says that one can't really understand, and if you ask him he just explains it - it's just not believable, obviously - and that, to my mind, tells me he is indeed simulating practically all of it.

Either way, personally, it's not really amusing for me to observe it. It's just sad.
 
FiveStarAce said:
I swear to god and the bear that Chris knows that all this shit isn't real, but has been pavlovean conditioned to push this behavior, because whenever he does he ends up getting what he wants.
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The fear on his face when he saw the taser makes it pretty clear. When the cop threatened to tase him Chris got into his senses pretty quick.

Then when they were hauling him in public he resumed his schizo bullshit
 
woah buddy!
I love the cops disbelief. Whichever troll told him that his retarded OC were real in the multiverse and the CPU goddess shit ruined his life.
EWU watermarking this has the same vibe as the fat pig screaming "killstream baby" but I appreciate his labor regardless
 
Corpun said:
This is peak cinema. These cops really had no idea what they were getting themselves into and it's amazing to watch them slowly realize what they are involved in. I really have to pity the cop he drove him down to the station. You can hear it in his voice that he is trying to be nice while Chris rambles about the Merge bringing every work of fiction to life like Chris has Bohemian Rhapsody for a stand.
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I think the driver guy was having a great time. Notice how he invited Chris to ride shotgun? I think he wanted to hear more about the invisible Magi-chan and the other Sonichus. He simply didn't know how to respond to most of it because he's lacking in imagination. I mean duh, you can find Spiderman in New York because that's where he lives, and where he can swing around buildings.

Fields Of Rye said:
Amigo I hate to be the one to break it to you but according to those who should know Chris apparently has a snatch piercing that occasionally gets infected so if he's got a pad he does in fact, have a use for it.
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Didn't the un-clit fall out and heal up? I think he had it replaced as well, so you could be right, but my hunch is that it's for his Dimensional Period Blood.
 
DSP for president 2032 said:
Dimensional Period Blood.
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The funny thing is at Chris's age if he was female or even managed to merge into one if this bs was ever real. He'd be a lot closer to menopause than menstruating.


Then again in addition to his delusions of being female. Chris is also in denail about how old and haggard he's become in such short time.
 
Ralph was so happy that one of the cops said he’d seen him before. Turns out he just meant he’d glimpsed Ralph over at the mall earlier. :story:
 
Norman B. Normal said:
Ralph was so happy that one of the cops said he’d seen him before. Turns out he just meant he’d glimpsed Ralph over at the mall earlier. :story:
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Ralph already knew that cop wasn't a YouTube subscriber. That same cop had been called on Ethan Ralph while Ethan was having a hearty meal at Regency Square Mall, otherwise known as the place where Christopher Weston Chandler was christened as Christian Weston Chandler by an animatronic bear named (((Leonard Bearstein))).

Someone had attempted to swat Ethan on livestream. Ethan explained to the cop he was there livestreaming because an internet weirdo was nearby.

here's the part where the cop, one of the ones who later arrests Chris, approachces Ethan at the Regency Square Mall: https://youtu.be/EqVo6ADqvgA?t=6458
 
Ok church is out, im back home, had lunch, and already a 1:30 in the Jerkops are going full hog on Chris and are pulling out the zappa gun (tazer). OH FUCK hes going into the merge shit and the cops are just... rolling with it, lol, lmao. This is peak cinema right here, PEAK CINEMA.

Edit: finished it. Absolute gold, especially the ride to jail and the Spiderman talk.
 
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There are two wolves inside of you. One is sassy, the other is an officer. They are both named Nick, and are surrounded, and vulnerable to psychic-type attacks.
 
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