💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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That's not how taxes work. When you claim something as a business expense, like a $100 meal. The government doesn't give you $100 back. You're simply not paying income tax on that $100. He could be having friends pay the bill, and then still claiming it but that's still only just not paying taxes on the money they would be pretending was spent on the expense itself. Also, considering he rarely has friends in the Fat on the go videos, that's unlikely.

Also, the youtube adpocalypse was back in 2016, do you really think Fatty had that much money saved up from his youtube channel he pays for bot subscribers when he's had difficulty breaking 100k views a video for the past decade? All while managing to afford 4000+ calories a day for himself and Tammy each, and all of his medical bills(which he likes to not pay), and still retained enough money after selling the last house in TN to have paid for being in the nursing home as well and then get 2 houses out of it? All while having basically no income of his own for the past 8 years?

And it isn't like Jr contributes anything to either household. He ditched his AC service tech job that could actually make money because it was too hard, so he could work at a 7-11, then ditched that to work in a fucking warehouse moving boxes for some non profit that ships donated shoes to third world countries.

I'm going to go with the theory someone else mentioned of Tammy's family paying for it knowing that they can move in once Fatty finally keels over dead.
You've misread my post, and perhaps I've poorly worded it, too. I meant that he claims back the tax. W/r/t to the group meals, I meant that he claims back the tax for the whole meal when he pays for the whole thing. So would get more back than he would if he just paid for his and Tammy's food.

W/r/t the pre-apocalypse money. Yes, I believe he made a load of money off youtube back in those days. He also has an absolutely gigantic library of videos that he's making a lot of passive income off. Add to that that there's a pretty large amount of interest in laughing at his cooking, so he'll make good money off that, even post-adpocalypse. W/r/t the hospital bills, we know that he had insurance, as he had to leave the nursing facility when the insurance money ran out. He'll probably have a large premium, but I imagine through their combined incomes it won't be a huge hit. Also, almost every utensil and kitchen gadget he has was obtained for free as review products.

Look at someone like DSP, he makes huge amounts of money off of his videos... the only reason DSP struggles financially is through his mobile game addiction. Kat is fat and still growing, and DSP manages to feed her and himself a diet of mostly takeout off what's left from his WWE Champions pot. Jack isn't an alcoholic, and as far as we know he doesn't spend up to four figures per week on a mobile game or some other vice. We can mock him all we want, but he and Tammy (perhaps accidentally) made the smart move of leaving Cali and moving to Nashville when they did, and they've reaped the benefits of doing so.
 
It's old Profile by Sanford shit. You can just barely make out the "Profile" on the boxes.

Some look like entrees. Some look like drink mixes / shakes. And I'd bet there's stuff there in snack / bar form as well. This means they're either still on it or this is stuff they bought a lot of and just never used.
But Fatty dropped that shit years ago now. That would mean that's a bunch of old product, which still goes stale or just bad, or they're somehow still affording that overpriced shit?

You've misread my post, and perhaps I've poorly worded it, too. I meant that he claims back the tax. W/r/t to the group meals, I meant that he claims back the tax for the whole meal when he pays for the whole thing. So would get more back than he would if he just paid for his and Tammy's food.
That's not how tax write offs work. Let me try this again. Let's say you and I go out to dinner, you pay but I keep the receipt. The receipt shows we ate $100 worth of bullshit. The government does not give me $100 back. The write off is for the income tax, so I end up paying income tax on $100 less because it's lowering my taxable income.

To put it another way, if you make $100k a year, and can write off $25k due to whatever expenses. The government is not giving you anything. You're simply only having to pay income tax on $75k instead. The fraud for Fatty writing off his friends payments would simply be that he failed to pay money on taxable income that shouldn't have been written off. Not that the government has given him some sort of tax credit. Now if you also do this for sales tax, it's still not getting you anything from the government, it's simply lowering your overall tax liability.

And yes, Fatty likely had a pile of cash sitting around from selling the California house along with his pre-adpocalypse income, but that doesn't last forever especially with his medical bills, and the absurdly high food bill that family goes through. They've got another source of income(likely Tammy's parents) funding this bullshit. Don't forget the timeshares, absurd vacations, and so on as well adding to their spending.
 
It took a while but I was finally able to figure out what all those boxes of food were in the 3rd pantry:

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It's old Profile by Sanford shit. You can just barely make out the "Profile" on the boxes.
It's important to place your extra paint and wood stain on a shelf immediately above your food storage, but where are the Scalfanis' cleaning supplies and drain opener?

Gotta have as many poisonous liquids as possible stored at the tippy-top of your pantry! Store them on their sides. Use old Torani syrup bottles to hold extra weedkiller; the pump top will help dispense a good amount, and you don't have to bother updating the label if you can remember it just fine.
 
That's not how tax write offs work. Let me try this again. Let's say you and I go out to dinner, you pay but I keep the receipt. The receipt shows we ate $100 worth of bullshit. The government does not give me $100 back. The write off is for the income tax, so I end up paying income tax on $100 less because it's lowering my taxable income.
I know how write-offs work. I'm talking about him saving money by not paying the full amount for meals as he claims the tax back on his return. I also suggested that when they go out for meals with people he probably offers to pay for the full meal so he can claim tax back on the full meal and squeeze some extra money out of it, despite the other guests paying their share (as in, the full table of four couples is $400, Jack pays the bill, the couples send $100 each and he files it in his return as a $400 meal on Givemeentertainment, or whatever company CWJ/JOTG is part of as he filmed the meal). The point I'm making is that I think he records all these Jack on the go videos because he was already going to eat out, and he may as well record it and claim that he was eating out for the business.

And yes, Fatty likely had a pile of cash sitting around from selling the California house along with his pre-adpocalypse income, but that doesn't last forever especially with his medical bills, and the absurdly high food bill that family goes through. They've got another source of income(likely Tammy's parents) funding this bullshit. Don't forget the timeshares, absurd vacations, and so on as well adding to their spending.
I'm not saying it lasts forever, I'm arguing that the pre-adpocalypse money probably covered all their expenses to move to, and the cost of the house in Nashville and then some - if I remember correctly, they managed to double the price they paid for it when they sold that property. The other point I'm making is that Jack has a massive library of videos, and he'll make an above-average passive income off that alone (DSP is testament to this, we know that DSP makes a decent amount of money out of his library, and his channel gets significantly fewer views than Jack does). If you add whatever money Tammy earns from her job (from what I can see, an experienced self-employed accountant can demand in excess of $50 p/h [the average salary in Tennessee is about half of that]) then they'll have a well above average household income for Tennessee. RE: medical bills - as I explained above, we know Jack had insurance, as he had to leave the nursing home when the insurance bux ran out.

There's always this assumption that lolcows are always broke and can't manage their finances. For the most part this is true, but Jack is married to an accountant, and made it big when youtube was paying out big money, and has managed to maintain a fairly sizable notoriety since then. It's easy to laugh at Jack because he's a retard, and he is, but Tammy will almost definitely look after the money side of the business and it wouldn't shock me if she does a good job of it. We see Jack hoarding a bunch of crab, but aside from the countless Apple products, pretty much everything we see him hoard is free products he got from shitty Chinese company that wanted promos. It's worth noting, too, that a lot of his vacations are road trips or out-of-season trips to popular destinations at most a couple of states over from Tenessee - they aren't pushing the boat out, and it gives the impression, to me at least, of a couple living within their means.
 
And yes, Fatty likely had a pile of cash sitting around from selling the California house along with his pre-adpocalypse income
Jack and Tammy did not own the California home. It was owned by Jack's mom, then inherited by Jack's step-dad when she died. Jack's step-dad sold it a few years back.
 
Somehow Jack almost finally had common sense on a bad movie but then-

"SAFE FOR DA WHOLE FAMILY, NO POLITICAL AGENDAS"

 
There's always this assumption that lolcows are always broke and can't manage their finances. For the most part this is true, but Jack is married to an accountant, and made it big when youtube was paying out big money, and has managed to maintain a fairly sizable notoriety since then. It's easy to laugh at Jack because he's a retard, and he is, but Tammy will almost definitely look after the money side of the business and it wouldn't shock me if she does a good job of it. We see Jack hoarding a bunch of crab, but aside from the countless Apple products, pretty much everything we see him hoard is free products he got from shitty Chinese company that wanted promos. It's worth noting, too, that a lot of his vacations are road trips or out-of-season trips to popular destinations at most a couple of states over from Tenessee - they aren't pushing the boat out, and it gives the impression, to me at least, of a couple living within their means.
Clearly Tammy is doing something with their finances. But unless Fatty made millions in what little "heyday" he had, they have to have blown through that by now. Especially when you consider that a house they didn't own in Cali, somehow meant they were able to move to TN which is a reasonable assumption as the housing market in TN at the time was much cheaper. However that doesn't fit with Fatty not having an income worth a shit for most of a decade and Jr actively going out of his way to not be able to contribute to the household, while a group of 4 has a food bill that would normally suit a family of 8. Nursing homes are not cheap, everyone in the house eating for 2, and constantly eating out is not cheap either. These things add up over time and Tammy's income alone no matter how good it is in the finance department at the logistics company she works at for her day job is not going to sustain that for an extended period of time.

The only ways this works out is if someone like Tammy's parents are footing the bill for a bunch of this crap(obviously not the $100 chinese meat grinders and shit), or somehow their various givemethis/that/whatever companies that Tammy runs are somehow doing more business than we could possibly imagine(and this seems like a hell of a long shot especially since there's never any discussion on those FB pages or anywhere about actually having clients).

I would move and abandon the house if needed if I lived by fatty, too
These are lots that didn't have homes on them in the first place. It's a halfassed suburban housing track that no one flooded into because it's basically near nothing.
Somehow Jack almost finally had common sense on a bad movie but then-

"SAFE FOR DA WHOLE FAMILY, NO POLITICAL AGENDAS"
Of course he liked the bordalan movie. It's bright colors and noises on screen for an hour and 45 minutes or whatever.
 
The small windows with the cheap looking siding makes their house look like a cult compound. Mt Carmel center
It kind of encapsulates them and their world view. Bigger/more is better, actual quality doesn't really matter, and taste never enters into the equation beyond trying to copy what they see other more successful people doing.

I'm inclined to believe the money comes partially from the sale of their house, partially Tammy's salary, and partially Tammy's family. We all know Jack (no matter write offs) and Jack Jr are a massive drain, and Briana has a respectable but low paying job, so I have to think other money is coming in.
 
Boxes of goyslop called "Cheesy Fiesta"

For a "Chef" he seems to have a dearth of actual ingredients in both pantries.
This fat retarded pig has no respect for the "art of cooking" at all. He has THREE PANTRIES, not a single hint of actual ingredients. It's all premade easy slop in boxes or bags. Why do you need 3 pantries for that?
I love how there's like 4 labelled boxes but he just gave up.
Also his "garage" was just a white door. Idiot, fat.
 
I'm sure the fact he didn't show the new home gym was an oversight and mistake, I mean nobody would have a house with two kitchens and four food pantrys and not have something like a home gym right? That would lunacy.

Man brags about having Samsung appliances in his studio kitchen, yet I've heard they're unreliable and hard to repair/get parts for stateside.
Yeah nobody should be bragging about a Samsung fridge or whatever. Bragging about this shit shows how white trash they are. It's like people who brag about wearing Lululemon or people who think dodge chargers or Corvettes are nice sports cars. If he had any class or taste he would realize that anything short of Viking or miele is not worth bragging about.

Also his house is like basic bitch white trash Chic. Those "wood floors" are clearly engineered since we all know those two fatasses probably couldn't take care of or clean real wood floors. The entire house looks like it was a cheap spec home made too look like an expensive custom home.

Also notice the massive fan pointed at the bed in his bedroom. That's 100% something a fat fuck would have because they are always hot and have to always have a fan blowing on them at all hours of the day and night.

These people are what happens when you allow the food industry to bioengineer food to be cheaper so the fat fucks can consume more. He probably is one of those people who has high fructose corn syrup in all his foods. Thinks the aunt Jemima "syrup" is real maple syrup despite the fact it contains zero actual maple syrup. Doesn't know what real garlic looks or tastes like because he uses garlic powder since it's easier and "tastier".

If you asked Microsoft copilot to create the typical "American" the scalfanis would be the perfect creation.
 
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This fat retarded pig has no respect for the "art of cooking" at all
This made me think, has Jack ever visited a farmers market? Because for someone who's evidently a massive glutton, you'd think he'd make use of shit from those markets for off the wall recipes. Aside from the freshest of fresh if you're going to good places, you can't beat a farmers market for shit like preserves, honey, sometimes even baked goods. You could probably do an entire good series on just making dishes mainly consisting of stuff you got from a farmers market - permanent rolling seasonal availability, imposed variety and usually no shortage of options.

I haven't watched the video, just seen the caps, but its telling to me that not only does he have these pantries stacked full of industrially processed shit, but nobody is pointing out any weird jars or packaging that might indicate alternative sources. Especially with Jacks prepper leanings, you think he'd put a bit of effort into interacting with local food producers.
 
sometimes even baked goods
Farmers' markets are great, the ones local to me here also offer fresh pasta, ravioli and spaghetti. There's smoked and preserved stuff, craft booze, freshly made dumplings and so on. It's a food snob's heaven.
The downside is wheelchair accessibility, presumably a conspiracy to keep fat useless pol-sperging freaks who can't cook out.
 
haven't watched the video, just seen the caps, but its telling to me that not only does he have these pantries stacked full of industrially processed shit, but nobody is pointing out any weird jars or packaging that might indicate alternative sources. Especially with Jacks prepper leanings, you think he'd put a bit of effort into interacting with local food producers.
Fatty's prepping ended with making snack bags of dehydrated halfassed jerky for snacks on the go, and that dehydrated rotten mess he supposedly mailed to that soldier overseas for Thanksgiving.
This made me think, has Jack ever visited a farmers market? Because for someone who's evidently a massive glutton, you'd think he'd make use of shit from those markets for off the wall recipes. Aside from the freshest of fresh if you're going to good places, you can't beat a farmers market for shit like preserves, honey, sometimes even baked goods. You could probably do an entire good series on just making dishes mainly consisting of stuff you got from a farmers market - permanent rolling seasonal availability, imposed variety and usually no shortage of options.
Yes he's done a couple fat on the go videos around 8 years ago visiting a couple of amish markets. In this he makes an ass out of himself like usual and likely only maybe bought the stupid steak rub
 
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