Culture Couple charges wedding guests $333 each in effort to save money

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NEW YORK -- For many couples, their big day requires a big budget.

On average, weddings now cost couples tens of thousands of dollars.

"The biggest price tag is typically the venue, and that accounts for about 37% of the total cost," said The Knot Deputy Editor Esther Lee.

To cut down on spending, newlyweds Nova and Reemo Styles got creative, thinking of their nuptials like a concert and charging guests to attend their celebration.

"And I said, 'People choose to go to Beyoncé concert, because they know that they're gonna have an experience. Let's put the stress on the guests, and let's sell tickets for a wedding,'" Nova said.

"I was like, 'Babe, people aren't going to come,'" Reemo said.

People did come, but there was also some pushback.

"'I would never spend money on tickets.' 'I don't care.' 'Who do you guys think you are? Jay-Z and Beyoncé?'" Nova recalled.

The tickets, priced at $333 apiece, earned guests a seat on their double-decker bus and a 12-hour adventure in New York City.

Their strategy spared them $70,000 in wedding expenses.

Other couples are flipping the traditional script to save some cash.

"We're seeing a rise in brunch weddings," Lee said.

Some, like Courtney and Alex Quist, opt for an earlier celebration versus traditional evening affairs, trading in the filet and fish for pizza and mimosas.

"I would say we probably saved like $40,000," Courtney said.

"We had a beautiful wedding, an awesome reception and the people that we love and care about the most were able to be there, so I wouldn't change a thing," Alex said.


 
newlyweds Nova and Reemo Styles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You can hear the retardation ooze through your screen.

"We're seeing a rise in brunch weddings," Lee said.
How funny is it that urban ghouls are now having hick weddings and dressing up like rednecks themselves all while claiming to hate trailer park culture?

These people aren't loved by anyone either, it seems.

When I got married, I had saved up for years to offer my wife the closest vision to her dream wedding, and even though I had the cash, both my and her family were asking to help out. In the end my dad paid for the booze and my mother-in-law the live music.

If you can't afford it, that's fine, just get married and have a family dinner cooked with love and dignity.
Don't be like Nova the narcicisst asshole or Lee the cuck.
 
If I spend money on a suit conforming to your color scheme that I cannot use on another wedding cause they have a different color scheme, I better be getting fed for free mother fucker. 🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩
 
This is just robbery now. At that point, fuck the optics, I'll take the 333 bucks and get myself a meal and head home with the rest.
 
Nigga, you couldn't pay me $333 to GO to a wedding and these morons think they're that awesome? Hahahahaa, ahhhh... no.
 
Meh, it's standard here in Japan. You either give a standard amount as per tradition (between 10k and 50k JPY) or the amount expected is explicitly mentioned in the invitation. This relieves you of having to buy a gift, of course.
And then you have the choice to either go or not. It's all consensual, who cares.

This is just robbery now.
No, a robbery is the state asking you to pay rent on the property you supposedly own or they come and abduct you. People saying if you want to participate to an event you have to pay for it is a proposition.
 
Had to watch an ad just to see on the OP article that they are niggers. The light skin wife with the goggle glasses looks insufferable.
 
Weddings cost tens of thousands of dollars when you insist on renting out a ridiculously OTT venue and inviting everyone in the tri-state area that shares your blood type. The people that really want to be there would be fine with Pizza Hut and grocery-store cake* and nobody will remember what the bride wore but they WILL fondly remember Big Jeff getting drunk and sharting while trying to twerk. If Hollywood celebrities can have secret marriages with twenty guests then you can make do with less too, Mr and Mrs Middle-Management.


*the expensive kind, please, let's not totally cheap out.
 
When I hear expensive weddings, climbing mount Everest, Gender reveal parties I just think oh look another generic rich attention whore. These fucks cant even pay for their own circlejerk party
Had to watch an ad just to see on the OP article that they are niggers. The light skin wife with the goggle glasses looks insufferable.
oh shit that explains it, they want to be like white attention whores but need the equivalent of setting up a random gofundme
 
2024-08-12 - 00_00_29 - Reemo (@iamreemostyles) • Instagram photos and videos.jpg

Consumerist niggers living way outside their means as per usual.
 
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