💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Redhook]

If this were possible, everyone would leak details of their case to get it dismissed and the legal system would collapse because of this One Neat Trick

It is very possible, just not possible in every case. Nick has the advantage of being somewhat famous. If it wasn’t for this being talked about on public forums such as this one it wouldn’t be possible to pull this off. Nick did make the argument recently that the child’s test results being released was improper and that those results should be stricken from the record because of it. I would very much like to see what the ruling was. Nick getting custody of his kids back could only be the result of winning on a technicality. And if what he told Camelot is true, that he got them back because the State couldn’t prove the drug use, this would make sense.

 

[Swole McPole]

You continue to make unfounded and wild assertions without the decency or care to label them as speculation. Why? It adds nothing of value.

Huh? Almost every sentence of what you quoted begins 'I'm guessing', 'I'm betting', 'I hope', etc.

Perhaps he does the wild speculation/assertion thing elsewhere, but I read that as the very model of somebody being clear that what they were saying was unfounded speculation.

Did I miss some weird speculative lunacy from this guy in the past that ruined his credibility?

 

[Sawamura Simp]

I may be wrong but this is the kind of manipulation that I would expect from someone like Nick.

Ah yes, the master manipulator with gruyere for a brain and weasel tongue.
Certainly.

The only remote thing resembling a manipulation he did
was to goad a dozen users into rampant speculation with
his first message baiting a stream and "surprising news".

Has everyone fell for it?
For sure, many people started frantically paging MNPR, already knowing
(or forgetting) that MNPR only posts when Gruyere Brain starts streaming.

Could it be someone else on his side? Possibly.
Could it be Weasel Tongue himself? Unlikely.

If you were in his place (factoring the whole mess surrounding him),
could you do that?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He’s only doing this because the internet shamed him as abusing his kids. Not sure why he thinks this is a win. He hates his kids and it’s not like the internet will forget no matter how many times he says “the courts say I didn’t child”.

Anyway upon reflection looking forward to this new smug arc where he thinks he outsmarted the state. Tik tok on that body cam footage

 

[Windy Moors]

Daddy what does Animesuckscopeandsneed mean?

Daddy where is the dog?

Daddy what happened to the spaghetti-o's man?

Daddy why is that blonde lady staring at me?

Daddy when are we going back to church?

Daddy why are grandma and grandpa so mad at you and Mommy?

Daddy can you cut me a line?

Awww kids and their never ending questions.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN MkII]

When do we get to the part where his whore photographically reveals that he has a foot fetish?

Well, there are pictures of Rackets deep throating a foot. Not even LowT was that degenerate.

I know this has probably been mentioned before, but it's amazing how much LowT and Rackets's lives parallel each other.

• Both were snotty rich kids who never had to work for anything
• Both were on the cusp of mainstream success before letting their own ego and arrogance derail it
• Both let blonde BPD cokewhore pussy get the better of them
• Both had a tacky lil stripmall office
• Both were obsessed with "women" named Mandy

A difference, though, is that LowT actually lived the lived the lifestyle of party drugs and easy pussy, and it's not like LowT died happy, with a smile on his face, a drink in his hand, and a pair of lips around his cock. He died alone, full of hate and terror, coming to the realization that he burned every bridge, and alienated everyone who loved or cared about him, and his last sight on Earth was staring down the barrel of a Belgian pistol...

And since Rackets was a dorky college kid in the early 2000's, do you think he ever read Something Awful? And if he did, do you think his favorite character on the site was Leonard J. Crabs?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I sincerely hope that the grandparents have moved in, it'll be mere days before Narcissist Nick finds some irreconcilable flaw with them and begins seething that he has to do basic life shit like buying their groceries, taking out their trash, making their bed or any other intolerable aggression.

Hows the polygamy gonna play out with them?
When they realize nick made their daughter a whole and is fucking other women in the same house as them.
Did he dump April to the side house or something?

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

If he did get his kids back, you can forget about the lies he is telling his internet “fans”.

Imagine the lies he is telling his kids?

 

[Swole McPole]

He’s only doing this because the internet shamed him as abusing his kids. Not sure why he thinks this is a win. He hates his kids and it’s not like the internet will forget no matter how many times he says “the courts say I didn’t child”.

Even more peculiar is how he can cast this as an 'L' for Kiwifarms? Nigger, you had your children taken away from your care and control for TWO WHOLE MONTHS because of your uncontrolled public drug use. The fact that you got them back two months later after you managed to turn in sufficient clean urines and were forced, like a recalcitrant teenager, to clean your room at the state's behest -- that's not an 'L' for anybody but you and yours.

But I'm sure there are still a handful of winemoms and sociopaths in Locals who'll reinforce your insanity while the rest of the world mocks your public folly and shame.

 

[Gorbus]

I was kinda surprised to learn that Nick wasn't a Minnesota native because he's really taken to their gritted-teeth faux niceness like a duck to water. Someone should tell him that it's not actually badass sounding, and that it's just a protective mechanism to prevent the scandi prudes' viking hindbrain kicking in and leading to seventeen beer murders every night.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

If Nick actually got his kids back by forcing Kayla's parents to move in with him, he's right up there with Patrick Tomlinson in terms of being a shitty son in law. But I guess if your daughter is a borderline retard who runs off with the first dude who manages to charm her, that's what you're going to get

 

[repentance]

No strem. He's got some kids to...nurture. Now, the real question; supervised? Live in guardians? The qover is a family again?
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April best start running the dishwasher and the washing machine multiple times per day.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

What's more likely, in my opinion, and seemingly the opinion of most people here, is that the court agreed to the grandparents monitoring the situation. The state seemed more or less okay with that if the grandparents were educated on how to spot drug use.

I sincerely hope that the grandparents have moved in, it'll be mere days before Narcissist Nick finds some irreconcilable flaw with them and begins seething that he has to do basic life shit like buying their groceries, taking out their trash, making their bed or any other intolerable aggression.

If true, I wonder if they are part of the Scandinavian Prudes that Nick ranted about? If this is true, then it could lead to social friction. Aaron Imholte (a hair more credible than Nick, IMO) said that the Slettas were much more responsible...

Time will tell. As always, cows eventually tell on themselves. We just have to wait.

He just waited them out. 60 days of clean urine tests.

CPS actually following the rules. This is the kind of technical manipulation that Nick enjoys--holding people to a standard that does not restrain him and getting what he wants from it.

She's barely more than an axlotl tank.


Due to obstinance, Nick won't get the reference.

If he knew better, he try to have a younger ghola made of his wife, then try to 'awaken' it to fix her destroyed body.

He's on the official witness list in the criminal case. I do not know if he was in play for the CPS shit.

You are also just taking at face value the claim nobody was willing to testify at the CPS hearing about what went on in the house. Don't do that. That comes from Nick the liar via Coomalot the redneck dumbass.

Again, I think what happened is they are conditionally giving the kids back. I do not think they want to keep the kids, and as long as Nick will agree to certain conditions, they're fine with it and they don't need or want a full adversarial process.

Aaron did say that he got a message from Dan Sletta. I'd be interested to see if that CPS list included Aaron, ns the call was to talk him out of testifying about thr drugs so that they could 'handle it in thr family'.

If we speculate, who else would have seen drug use? Nanny? Church reporters? With follicle drug tests excluded and 60 days of clean piss tests, there might have been limited evidence of actual usage.

Perhaps MNRecords has something to shed light on this, but in a family case, it is more unveiled than not that we will know more than Nick is exaggerating in some way.

As to why they grew distant, I had a theory that maybe Nick was unhappy that Coomy's bullshit borked Nick's chance to get Pippa on his show ("bullet dodged"), but I dunno. It's just a theory I had.

Nick appears to have been a menace in private. I'm waiting for pepper to drop DMs, but he used people to provide content for his show, then dropped them when no longer useful--or when he started his cocaine habit. He just dropped off the map for so many of his former streaming partners as they have all attested.

I thought it was https://youtu.be/whhJuvcWefg&t=120 Kurt's FUCK YOU, heartfelt

but it's the Jack Murphy to Sydney Watson FUCK YOU, hearltfelt https://youtu.be/114pW94g1HQ&t=48

btw expect Rekieta to full bore conservastreamer now. Absolution and forgiveness blah blah man sins and fucks cokewhores blah blah child neglect JESUS LOVES YOU. He'll likely stream with Elijah gay-chemsex-convert who had the brass to tell Glenn Beck he's going to Hell for being Mormon

Please learn to use the 'media' tab then copy-paste the YT link to directly embed instead of hyperlink.

If you are a phone fag, hit the expanded menu 3-dot nest to the image insertion and click the media button to open the dialogue. It is not difficult.

Huh? Almost every sentence of what you quoted begins 'I'm guessing', 'I'm betting', 'I hope', etc.

Perhaps he does the wild speculation/assertion thing elsewhere, but I read that as the very model of somebody being clear that what they were saying was unfounded speculation.

Did I miss some weird speculative lunacy from this guy in the past that ruined his credibility?

It is based on their more broad history of making 3rd and 4th order extrapolations of scant evidence (often in a contrarian vein). Perhaps they do it for engagement or baiting, I do not know. It earns them general negative attentive, and J should probably ignore more and contain my autism better.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Even more peculiar is how he can cast this as an 'L' for Kiwifarms? Nigger, you had your children taken away from your care and control for TWO WHOLE MONTHS because of your uncontrolled public drug use.

You Kiwi prudes just don't get it, absence makes the heart grow fonder. When the kids come back to black stained carpets, piles of dirty laundry and trash, a mother who doesn't even acknowledge their presence because she's letting the pills take her, and a father that is tearing down all the plaster in the house so he can snort the drywall, they'll realize just how good they had it.

The healing process has begun

 

[repentance]

There's an additional possibility.

He convinced April to take the fall for the drugs - since it was her cards that were found with the coke. She can get away with a lesser sentence, he gets to keep the kids, and he works out a deal with her like getting the second house or receiving a salary or something like that.

April is young, dumb, white, and pretty for Minnesota backwoods. She can easily play "I'm a mess because I was going through a divorce but now I'm getting my life together and I'm over the drugs".

It might all land on April.

April taking the fall for the drugs wouldn't make the neglect charges against Nick and Kayla go away.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

MNPublic Records might very well be Nick. You see, he may have been ”leaking” things such as the test results in order to get the case tossed on a technicality.

There is no way. Read how @MNPublicRecords write his posts. You can’t perceive any speckle of faggotry in them. Nick would never have the ability to hide his faggotry…

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I'm pretty sure Nick would enjoy probation.

He was crying over people griefing him about goin to the tattoo show. A probation officer will be on his ass.

"Hey Nick, saw part of your show last night, stop on in today for a random urine test."

"Hi Nick, coming by to check your house."

And on and on and on. Slightest bit of guff or trying to big league the PO....BAM....probation violation

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

There is no way. Read how @MNPublicRecords write his posts. You can’t perceive any speckle of faggotry in them. Nick would never have the ability to hide his faggotry…

Agree on this point 100%. The second reason that proves it's not Nick (at least directly doing it), is that it takes a fair amount of work to obfuscate the source of the docs. From best we can tell,

1. Someone (presumably MNPublicRecords) is literally going into a courthouse (or other government law area, like a government law library)
2. Accessing the relevant docs on a terminal
3. Taking pictures of the screen for each page
4. Printing those jpgs out
5. Then scanning the print-offs (on a Rikoh scanner for at least some of them, so presumably at some sort of office or print center), before posting here

My brothers and sisters in Christ, Nick is one lazy POS, I don't know if he could be bothered to post on the forum, even if he had an account and had digital attachments of clean files. No way is he going through all those steps.

Edit to add: I also don't think Nick is hiring someone to do it, because he couldn't even get the editor he was paying to do work, or trust him enough to have a posting-level-access to his youtube channel.

 

[owed to joy]

He was crying over people griefing him about goin to the tattoo show. A probation officer will be on his ass.

"Hey Nick, saw part of your show last night, stop on in today for a random urine test."

"Hi Nick, coming by to check your house."

And on and on and on. Slightest bit of guff or trying to big league the PO....BAM....probation violation

You overestimate the interest of any PO who likely has well over 50 cases with longer history & higher risk. Granted Nick seems to have burned every bridge & left a bad taste in the mouth of everyone in his area who works in the court system in some or any capacity.
Schneider's whole firm, whoever MNPublicRecs is, Judge Ficsher, the police...
Even so, you couldn't pay me enough to watch a full Rekieta stream several nights a week, let alone what a PO makes. And the volume of people sending links or clips will likely be more annoying than helpful to them.
There's solace in the inescapable fact that April will inevitably leave & blow that shit right up again.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

lmfao at anyone buying what Nick's selling. This is a lying junkie cokehead the entire post must be interpreted assuming it is 50 percent half-truths and 50 percent lies by omission.

"The case resolved". How? What do you mean by resolved? Plea agreement? You certainly didn't get back to how it was before 100 percent.

"The kids are back in the house" very easily just a temporary thing or they're back in but grandpapa and grandmama have primary custody. Afterall they had to take those inebriation lessons

read everything and anything unsaid you want out of that message and you're probably on the nose. Lmfao and that coomalot retard or anyone passing this as some "W".