📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Geraldine]

Is there something you want to share with us, Geri-chan?

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=gender+changing+filter

 

[Billy Hargrove]

lol like this pooner isn’t crippled by anxiety and muh chronic illness/pain and over 9000 mental illnesses.

Plus pooners are always unusually short for women, and almost always fat.
Just push this bitch over and she’ll flail like a bug on her back, no need to punch even.

These big scary 5’2 women that wear a 3X or 4X

Why are pooners always very curvy and 5'1" and troons always 6'2" with gigachad jaws? Wondered that myself.

 

[Stan]

Fun fact: BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift) surgery is one of the most deadliest cosmetic surgeries.

Yeezy's mom died from fat embolism after she got a abdominoplasty. That's not the same procedure as BBL (It's a good bit safer), but yeah. A chunk of stuff the surgeons want to remove gets into a blood vessel, makes its way to the heart, gets stuck in your pulmonary arteries, and boom, you can die fast.
It can happen.

Trannies you're the impossible/beyond meat of gender. Some will claim you're the same as the real thing, but you're not and everyone can tell.

Lol reminds me of when Bill Gates ate Beyond Meat burgers with Mr. Beast "wow the manufacturers really came a long way with the meat substitutes since the 90s." And they have! (My fam ate a good bit of meat substitutes in the 90's and I agree with Gates.)
If only troons passed better now than they did in the 90s. I'm not convinced troons are keeping up with Beyond Meat in terms of versimilitude to the thing they're imitating.

How the fuck did she grow a neckbeard without troon juice? Math isn’t adding up here, ladies, is this normal?

Genetics, PCOS, gypsy curse, membership in the 1982 East German women's track team, take your pick.

PCOS, or just unfortunate genetics. Medfags in the thread can probably point to a more exact reason. I can just say that, as a woman, I saw plenty of (non pooner) girls around me start to grow these staches and wee beards when puberty came a-knocking. Shaving it off just becomes part of the grooming routine, same as shaving our pits and legs, before we're able to afford lasering it all off.

Most women grow a couple of dark hairs in places they don't want them. Some pluck it off, or use minimal laser treatment to cover it up.
Some however bless the Lord for his gift of hairiness and they enhance it by further fucking around with their endocrine systems.

"Just wax you nasty bitch."
"Hmm I don't really want to do that shit. Men don't get told to do that though. Hmmm..."

Butch erasure. There used to be a kind of bulldyke who knew the standards, didn't care, wore man clothes cause they're comfy.
I'm part of a dying breed, girls like that get shoved into the pipeline now.

The most annoying thing about Teddyna by far is his seeming unawareness that the name 'Theodora' exists.

Or Theodosia. But he might know about the ghost, which is why he's afraid to use that name.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Why are pooners always very curvy and 5'1" and troons always 6'2" with gigachad jaws? Wondered that myself.

Some sort of weird overcompensation for the women, knew a couple of pooners IRL and they could all wear clothes from the girls section, also they would absolutely seethe about women who were much taller than them.
And naturally hairier than them, that was a weird one but ok.

Men I can’t offer a theory on, but have noticed the same pattern.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Or Theodosia. But he might know about the ghost, which is why he's afraid to use that name.

Ironically manly features on that lady. Maybe he didn't use the name because he saw her portrait and was afraid she passed better than he does?

 

[Anondorf]

Accidental tranny W?

 

[MaximKnight76]

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Still looks like a dude with long hair.

 

[Chudmaxxing]

Lying about one’s status as a woman and rotpocket is a recipe for disaster. That’s how trannies get found strangled in ditches.

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but arent troons already pervs?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

“Why do people think girldicks are like normal dicks? My E withered one is more vagina than cock! I should know, because I can’t pee as easily as I used to!”



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it feels like a lot of tme people literally aren't aware that on estrogen the penis acts more like a vagina. like, it becomes smaller, it's more sensitive to vibration, and it becomes wet when aroused. I've even noticed and heard from others it's more difficult to ejaculate and even pee because the muscles involved in those motions are tuned for a shorter urethra. tme people have so many strange ideas about the transfeminine penis but the reality is often that it's not very much like a penis at all

 

[everybody in Portugal]

I've even noticed and heard from others it's more difficult to ejaculate and even pee because the muscles involved in those motions are tuned for a shorter urethra. tme people have so many strange ideas about the transfeminine penis

Yeah, it's definitely us that have the strange ideas about what cross-sex hormones are and aren't capable of doing to a body.

 

[TismFarmer]

I am embarrassed by how much this picture gets to me!

The top slice of bread is facing the wrong way, and it's clearly some kind of wholegrain bread which this chick has never let slip past her lips.

She stole her flatmates parents bread for this and now it's had her gross T-gel hands in it, she's probably going to just put it back in the bag...

 

[The Un-Clit]

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I am embarrassed by how much this picture gets to me!

The top slice of bread is facing the wrong way, and it's clearly some kind of wholegrain bread which this chick has never let slip past her lips.

She stole her flatmates parents bread for this and now it's had her gross T-gel hands in it, she's probably going to just put it back in the bag...

This betafag would sooner piss itself and run away before EVER brandishing a 'knuckle sandwich' at ANY 'transphobe' and they fucking well know it. This is even more pathetic then Phil/ADF trying to fight a potato from Kiwi Farms mailed to him and utterly failing while screaming

HAVE AT ME!!!!

 

[Poonocchio]

tme people have so many strange ideas about the transfeminine penis but the reality is often that it's not very much like a penis at all

Except it is literally and always will be a penis.

 

[Peaches Demure]

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I am embarrassed by how much this picture gets to me!

The top slice of bread is facing the wrong way, and it's clearly some kind of wholegrain bread which this chick has never let slip past her lips.

She stole her flatmates parents bread for this and now it's had her gross T-gel hands in it, she's probably going to just put it back in the bag...

She literally has padding built into her knuckles ROFL No boxing gloves needed. That is an unusually punchable face, though.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

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I am embarrassed by how much this picture gets to me!

The top slice of bread is facing the wrong way, and it's clearly some kind of wholegrain bread which this chick has never let slip past her lips.

She stole her flatmates parents bread for this and now it's had her gross T-gel hands in it, she's probably going to just put it back in the bag...

Someone posted this either here or elsewhere in stinkditch yesterday; it's an autistic gay dude, not a pooner.

I know what you mean about the bread though, this man should not be allowed in a kitchen unsupervised.

 

[PigFarm]

“Why do people think girldicks are like normal dicks? My E withered one is more vagina than cock! I should know, because I can’t pee as easily as I used to!”

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it feels like a lot of tme people literally aren't aware that on estrogen the penis acts more like a vagina. like, it becomes smaller, it's more sensitive to vibration, and it becomes wet when aroused. I've even noticed and heard from others it's more difficult to ejaculate and even pee because the muscles involved in those motions are tuned for a shorter urethra. tme people have so many strange ideas about the transfeminine penis but the reality is often that it's not very much like a penis at all

The idea of a soft, moist microdick makes me puke in my fucking mouth.

 

[Cemetery Support]

Every time I get called gay on the internet, I jump in my car and drive until I hit something small and alive. Really reassures me of my identity.

Buckling down on this, may the jannies strike me down for double posting, but for the love of christ women should not be put on testosterone.

Spoiler: PL/Blogpost

I knew a TIF who identified as nonbinary and was on testosterone. She was a close friend of mine who would regularly call me and ask me for a male perspective on managing anger. She couldnt control her intrusive, violent thoughts when she was on hormones. She would be slighted at work or in public and feel nothing but rage for hours. I have no issue managing anger and I dispose of it in healthy ways, because I never feel even half of how angry she felt. Controlling anger is not something I’ve had to learn and I had no idea how to explain to her how to calm herself down. She was fairly mentally balanced for a TIF, but if she hadnt been, I can only imagine the number of small animals that would go missing in her neighborhood.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Late and gay but Valens is a great name for a person of gender. Ritchie Valens died very young and totally pointlessly, after all. The only problem is he was talented.

Of all the potential Pooner-adjacent names to come out of that plane crash I think the best one would obviously be "The Big Bopper", followed closely by "Buddy", hell maybe both the way they treat their genitalia.
If you read up on it even the pilots name, "Roger" would be a better pick than "Valens".

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Just totally fuck this shit already.
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Good luck with that- I'm a grown man and I still have no idea what the fuck 'nonbinary' really means or entails, so have fun explaining it to someone who probably doesn't understand long division.

Let me try and formulate an explanation that is both accurate and digestible for a prepubescent:

When middle-class people in developed western countries lack both a personality and real hardships in their lives, they tend to describe themselves as being 'nonbinary'. This is most typically observed among people who aren't conventionally attractive or financially responsible and spend more time on the internet than off. The term 'nonbinary' has a circular definition and thus is meaningless as a descriptor, but it makes people feel as though they are oppressed and put upon by society and fosters a sense of faux-community and belonging among other such wretchedly likeminded people. Such individuals should be ignored and avoided at all costs.

 

[Vi0l3t]

“Why do people think girldicks are like normal dicks? My E withered one is more vagina than cock! I should know, because I can’t pee as easily as I used to!”

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Spoiler: text

it feels like a lot of tme people literally aren't aware that on estrogen the penis acts more like a vagina. like, it becomes smaller, it's more sensitive to vibration, and it becomes wet when aroused. I've even noticed and heard from others it's more difficult to ejaculate and even pee because the muscles involved in those motions are tuned for a shorter urethra. tme people have so many strange ideas about the transfeminine penis but the reality is often that it's not very much like a penis at all

So a micro cock with incontinence issues. Lmfao.