You forget that Anisa is mentally ill and her personality disorder clouds her judgment. If she were a normal, well-adjusted adult with a healthy insight into her patterns, we wouldn't be on nearly 1600 pages in a thread dedicated to her insanity.
Duh, he can't become a breadtuber, that'd make his IBS flare up.
This could have been avoided if she cropped the photo a little higher, but I guess she has to half ass everything, even her lazy selfies.
They don't have sex. Their bedroom is dead, it probably has been for most of their marriage.I wonder if Ian likes it hairy?
The woke cultists never forgive, and one of Ian's most famous phrases was just shouting nigger faggot. No matter how much he grovels on his knees for the plight of joggers and troons, they're still going to continue to ignore him for insulting their sacred cows.
his celiacs? ive seen him spray silver spray paint into his mouth...
Ethan and Ian were both always snakes - the adpocalypse just made them shed their skin faster.
Instead we’re gonna get multiple tweets and podcast rants from Anisa sperging how “monkey lady was actually really cool and sexy ” like she did with Yoko Ono and Ian nods along in his comatose state and mutters “yeah monkey ladies are heckin based”.
Lmao. Anus will never achieve 1/10000th the things Cruise did, Catholic or Scientologist era, nor will she be loved or remembered by anyone in 100 years after her death, unlike Cruise, one of the last true Hollywood stars.
She will once she learns she was played by Helena Bonham Carter. She'll go on a rant about how she's just too "not like other girls" and makes her own path as a trailblazer.
Imagine getting a new lease on life because of a Vice Presidential candidate.
This election is a toss up for many reasons, won’t sperg on it. If Kamala wins, Anisa acts like all her depression and problems will be over.. like, what’s she even excited about? Dems have been in control the last four years and her life has never been worse. If Kamala wins, she and Ian pay more taxes, more homeless people will be screeching and shitting in the streets on their way to hang out around the massage parlor/laundromat right down the street from her house? She just haaaad to move to that shithole because Twitter or tumblr or whatever the fuck said it’s hip and cool. If Trump wins she’ll have a breakdown and not even know why besides recycling her mutuals doom posting talking points. Probably some shit about how he’s going to kill all Muslims and she’s scared.
WRONG, I want to see this retarded video!
Unironically I think there's a very real market for that. Horrifyingly enough.
If it was just her face I would say that's a reasonable option. But she's also been getting bigger everywhere else, and she's clearly abusing photoshop more and more to slim herself down. The only time you see her in tight clothes is in photos where it's been filtered and shoop'd. In the podcast she's been wearing baggier and baggier clothes lately, and altering her arm position and posture to hide her stomach.
