💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

If every single OnA funster decided "fuck this fatty has gotten boring" and stopped tomorrow, he'd just go around fucking with people until he had a whole new group of "stalkers."

This is the big thing, from what we know of Fatty's past he has always been like this, barging into communities and acting like a cunt. Just look at the posts he made years ago on the model building forum. He's always been a caustic person.

It just so happened that he finally pissed off the wrong group of people when he interacted with ONA and here we are. Any sane person would have shrugged it off and got on with their life, everyone knows not to feed the trolls.

However, this is what Pat has always dreamed of. He wants to be the main character, he needs to feel like he is being persecuted. Who knows when this started, maybe in childhood, maybe when Ade left him? As much as he says he hates it, it gives his life meaning. Everything he does is performative, he has no real personality, so having something to point to and scream about until people give him attention must be like oxygen for him.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

It just so happened that he finally pissed off the wrong group of people when he interacted with ONA and here we are. Any sane person would have shrugged it off and got on with their life, everyone knows not to feed the trolls.

ahhaahah in researching this post I got this google result on a private window and died


even google AI is fatposting now

Anyway, to the meaty potatoes of the post. Andrew Dobson disappeared so completely his thread (and he had MULTIPLE 3k+ post threads) moved to inactive. You can just log off the Internet (or he died).

Fats could do it. But he couldn't resist fatricking people and eventually someone somewhere he childed in real life would google, and they would find this thread eventually, and they would learn, and perhaps participate.

 

[Markorian]

I really love the implication that they keep Pat in the loop like he’s an exasperated boss. “Sorry to bother you sir, we know you’re terribly busy. Head on a swivel, the terrorists are at it again but we know you’re a good boy who dindu nuffin, carry on. Oh and do tell social media we reached out to inform you and clear your name.”

This is what always gets me about his stories. It's also what most convinced me he had a hand in some of this, as when he somehow gets something RIGHT that wasn't public for another 6 months that there's a less than zero percent chance he was actually told about? THAT really gets the noggin joggin.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Really? Minnesota? At least if Harris picked Pritzker, we could have a hilariously fat guy as VP... actually, that would have been incredible for Fatty's masturbatory fantasies, wouldn't it?

 

[deadtofaunus]

Why does he know this and, moreover, why did he feel the need to mention it?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Doggammit I read that as “dead bear” and almost laughed at something rats wrote.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Why does he know this and, moreover, why did he feel the need to mention it?

The only thing more pathetic than waxing poetic about all the places you’ve loved to get hammered is doing so on Twitter. This nigger really thinks sitting his fat ass on a barstool instead of doing something — ANYTHING — with his life is cool and aspirational.

 

[Something Awful]

Sooo...

Fat
Gay
Hypocrite
Bitch tits

Which three are wrong, and which is the remaining one that he finally admits? He's gay

Also, can anyone access the Exhibit A here? It seems it's not sealed yet, or is it? I saw them linking it over at ONA, but they're too afraid to download it in case "someone's watching". I would get it myself, but I'd rather not spend $5 if someone here has a subscription already.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Also, can anyone access the Exhibit A here?

It’s not visible except to the parties to the lawsuit and their lawyers, verified by logging into PACER.

Not that Pat would ever do something this cool, but I found this related to his name doppelgänger in Maryland. I’m sure the Redditors could still provoke him with it if they were bored.

 

[Uncle Buck]

It’s already sealed, verified by logging into PACER.

It showed as "restricted" for me... On what basis I have no idea seeing as how the judge hasn't even ruled.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It showed as "restricted" for me... On what basis I have no idea seeing as how the judge hasn't even ruled.

Sorry, I mistyped. I mean it’s not visible except to the parties to the lawsuit and their lawyers.

 

[FinnSven]

It’s not visible except to the parties to the lawsuit and their lawyers, verified by logging into PACER.

Not that Pat would ever do something this cool, but I found this related to his name doppelgänger in Maryland. I’m sure the Redditors could still provoke him with it if they were bored.

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However Fatrick would make an excellent drug mule.

He would have no problem swallowing literal kilos of raw cocaine wrapped in condoms.

He is a faggot.
His stomach could distend to enormous proportions and still be unnoticed by TSA.

Because of his immense bulk he would even survive several of the condoms bursting. A condom load of raw cocaine would kill a normal human, but Fatrick would need a metric tonne of it to feel any effects.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

LEEESSLLAAAAYYYYY, FAT IS GONNA SUE. YOU. CHILD.




At the time of our choosing, child. I’m in control.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

So whose brother is this?
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[Mourning_Cloak]

So whose brother is this?

>obtained through dubious means

You mean through FOIA and digging through his publicly available social media profiles on which he posted this information intentionally for many years?

My sides.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So whose brother is this?
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Some faggot who can’t practice proper selectivity in his Patpilling endeavors.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

LEEESSLLAAAAYYYYY, FAT IS GONNA SUE. YOU. CHILD.
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At the time of our choosing, child. I’m in control.

Leslie one of the realest niggers on the net for real

 

[KingOfGains]

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Why does he know this and, moreover, why did he feel the need to mention it?

You might not have known this, but... Besides being a typical retard who doesn't lift, Pat was heavily known for being a gym creeper. This is why he had to get a "Home gym". Dude was pretty much told never to return to any gym within 100 miles.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You might not have known this, but... Besides being a typical retard who doesn't lift, Pat was heavily known for being a gym creeper. This is why he had to get a "Home gym". Dude was pretty much told never to return to any gym within 100 miles.

Pat seems way too attracted himself to have any attention to spare for another human. But he does claim to (let Lynne) pay for the gym with the notorious gay hookup sauna and steam room.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

So whose brother is this?
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While my favorite lolcow, he's not a good entry-level for normies. On the surface, he's like your average terminally online twitter faggot, of which there's thousands. A good lolcow 101 is a cobes or cwc. I've shown family and friends the bugrito and "I'm workin' on it." I can't think of a good intro to Fatrick lore. Maybe bombing at standup? But even that isn't really that interesting on its own. It's a big fat puzzle with a lot of pieces that don't make sense until you put them together.