I just turned 18 today, AMA

[Gilgamesh]

This is what happens when you post anything on the internet kid get off while you still can

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Have you gotten a lottery ticket yet?

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

Did null seriously add the “minors must discontinue accessing this site” at the bottom of the page just because of this fucking moron

 

[Teq]

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[Caesar]

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oh look, a discord
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whyyyy are they always coprophiles man

 

[Secret Boots]

DO NOT REDEEM

Already DFE'ing? This poor retard is speedrunning Lolcowdom.

 

[Neodanthril]

No that was there before this thread. How long has the other stuff down there not worked though

Did null seriously add the “minors must discontinue accessing this site” at the bottom of the page just because of this fucking moron

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

He says he has no siblings yet he's made a lot of videos with this little girl.

IT'S HIS COUSIN

 

[Hooked on phobics]

pretty nervous honestly

You still nervous buddy? Cmon, you already got doxxed, whats the worst could come from talking with us now?

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

 

[TheySeeMeRowlin]

You guys, they're talking about us again...

https://rdrama.net/post/290314/marseykiwikiwifarms-user-turns-18-and-makes

https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/8196642

Real talk for OP: don't take it personally. It's the equivalent of a hazing ritual. You signed up for it when you joined the site. Happy birthday, by the way.

 

[BallsDeepInAi]

Bro is already in DMs

And you're 18 too, so why don't you whip out that adult cock for us all to see.

AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
DO NOT ENGAGE IN DMS!!!
DO NOT ENGAGE IN DMS!!!
DO NOT ENGAGE IN DMS!!!
THE LAST FUCKING THING YOU WANT TO DO IS TO GET TRICKED INTO SPILLING EVEN MORE EMBARRASSING SHIT!!!
DO NOT POST YOUR COCK!!!
DO NOT POST YOUR COCK!!!
DO NOT POST YOUR COCK!!!
NEVER USE THE DM FEATURE IN THE KIWIFARMS!!!
THERE HAS BEEN NUMEROUS INCIDENTS THAT LED TO ABSOLUTE NUCLEAR HALALS FROM THIS FEATURE ALONE.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
DO NOT ENGAGE IN DMS!!!
DO NOT ENGAGE IN DMS!!!
DO NOT ENGAGE IN DMS!!!
THE LAST FUCKING THING YOU WANT TO DO IS TO GET TRICKED INTO SPILLING EVEN MORE EMBARRASSING SHIT!!!
DO NOT POST YOUR COCK!!!
DO NOT POST YOUR COCK!!!
DO NOT POST YOUR COCK!!!
NEVER USE THE DM FEATURE IN THE KIWIFARMS!!!
THERE HAS BEEN NUMEROUS INCIDENTS THAT LED TO ABSOLUTE NUCLEAR HALALS FROM THIS FEATURE ALONE.

Disregard this poster. Redeem the DM invites, @sW1chyboi

 

[SomeSpook]

>Joins Kiwi Farms
>Announces that they just turned 18
>Gets all their shit leaked in five minutes

Legendary halal

 

[Rimanah]

AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
DO NOT ENGAGE IN DMS!!!
DO NOT ENGAGE IN DMS!!!
DO NOT ENGAGE IN DMS!!!
THE LAST FUCKING THING YOU WANT TO DO IS TO GET TRICKED INTO SPILLING EVEN MORE EMBARRASSING SHIT!!!
DO NOT POST YOUR COCK!!!
DO NOT POST YOUR COCK!!!
DO NOT POST YOUR COCK!!!
NEVER USE THE DM FEATURE IN THE KIWIFARMS!!!
THERE HAS BEEN NUMEROUS INCIDENTS THAT LED TO ABSOLUTE NUCLEAR HALALS FROM THIS FEATURE ALONE.

Don’t listen OP! This poster is lying, DM chains have NEVER ever gotten ANYONE in trouble here on the farms, especially not sick fucks like you!
He’s trying to trick you, but I promise I’m your friend, and you should DM null begging him to delete this thread! Message Nishiki and Osama too, begging them to stop! They’re really nice guys who totally will if you just ask, trust me!

 

[Nigger Cobson]

We finally found El Ogro de las Americas. This is what the average American will look like in 2075.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[Philipp Amthor]

IM pretty nervous honestly

Happy birthday, the best is yet to come

 

[SmallKiwi]

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Tik Tok and it's consequences have been disastrous for the human race.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

When you get older your sense of time gets blurry so I may missremember dates, but did OP register on TOR as a little pajeetlet only for him to dox himself with his first post? That is like the total binary of opsec if this is the case.